Perverted Stories The Movie
Reviewed by Heidi Pike-Johnson
Published in AVN September 2003
Category:
Video Content Rating:
AAAA 1/2
Company:
JM Productions Length:
108 Min.
Director:
Jim Powers Available Formats:
VHS, DVD
Cast:
Julie Night, Gen Padova, Jessica Darlin, Maggie Star, Scott Lyons, Dirty Harry, Mr. Pete, Anthony Hardwood, Don Fernando, Damien Michaels
Review: Julie Night, Maggie Star and Jessica Darlin are road tripping it to a desert rave where they plan to dance and take ecstasy when they elect to make Horror Movie Mistake Number 37 and pick up a creepy fatigue-wearing hitchhiker, played extremely effectively by Damien Michaels. He offers to get them drugs at his friend's house. Inside, Night services two old dudes (Dirty Harry and Scott Lyons, who are completely unrecognizable here) to get her friends the rave drugs they seek. Powers chooses to wisely keep the camera on Night and off the faces of the creepy old fucks most of the time. Night turns in her standard, anything-goes scene with d.p. and double anal and it does a great job for establishing the feeling that things are going to get worse for these girls (well, worse than geriatric fucking, anyways) pretty fucking quick.
Soon after dropping the X, Night makes Horror Movie Mistake Number 62. She leaves her friends and has a solo trippy freak out that includes being caged and run-ins with penis monsters galore and Gen Padova servicing two of them, played (again, completely unrecognizably) by dick-faced monsters Don Fernando and Anthony Hardwood. Padova gets well-pounded by the monsters and she looks great during the outdoor fuck.
Meanwhile, Darlin and Star drop dead from the bad X. Does this stop the sex scenes from progressing? Fuck, no! Michaels reappears and offers to help "fix" her friends in lieu of her calling the police.
Star's corpse gets taken into a shed and left there by Michaels. Against Michaels' advice to stay out of the shed, Night enters and sees Star seated on a chair. Star's eyes open, her body convulses and blood starts raining down on her from a fixture overhead. Mr. Pete appears and she blows him in a way that suggests that her death has somehow freed her sexually. Night, who finds herself nude suddenly, joins in. It's a depraved, passionate threeway with the three soaked in the stage blood and bumping up against dead carcasses during the plowing. All involved treat this fuck as their last and go through things with passion and drive as the fake blood beads on their skin. The girls just barely want to share Pete's cock and that competition raises the heat. Pre-nom for Best Group Sex Scene.
From there, a dead Darlin is placed in a tub of bleach and fucked by Michaels. The necro-laden scene gets this reviewer's wholehearted nom for Most Outrageous Sex Scene for the vacant, contact-lensed stare and creepy lack of reaction from Darlin, Michaels' now-dead fuck doll.
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