Mother Teresa arrives at the pearly gates and is given a tour of the place by St. Peter. She sees Princess Diana across the room and remarks to St Peter: "Hey, how come Princess Di gets a halo and I don't? C'mon, I am freaking Mother Teresa!"

St Peter mumbles: Uh, that's not a halo. It's a steering wheel.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward