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#592200 - 05/25/13 12:07 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Whatzat? You got another of the same phone?
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#592203 - 05/25/13 01:27 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#592249 - 05/25/13 01:54 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I never could get into the Dead.
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#592256 - 05/25/13 02:23 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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I couldn't either.
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#592262 - 05/25/13 02:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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It took me over 40 years before I was able to. Thanks to Amazon I'm making up for lost time.
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#592300 - 05/25/13 08:04 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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I'll probably get there eventually. I find I'm getting more open to different sounds.
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#592301 - 05/25/13 08:07 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Not me. I tolerate them less now than I did when I was a teen.
Still enjoy the cover art, though.
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#592302 - 05/25/13 08:17 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Still enjoy the cover art, though.
What about your mom?
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#592314 - 05/26/13 12:38 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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One of the classic rock critic declarations is "The Grateful Dead are/were overrated." On Sep. 3,1977 they weren't. 20 minutes from my house. It was just an open field on the side of the road. Still was in the late 90's. I don't know now. I think my one buddy's mom and pop were at the show.
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#592325 - 05/26/13 04:42 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Still enjoy the cover art, though.
What about your mom? Pretty sure she doesn't even know the Grateful Dead exist.
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#592356 - 05/26/13 02:31 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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coupla shirts at the Gap. Nail clippers. A comb, as i have hair now.
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#592364 - 05/26/13 09:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#592371 - 05/26/13 09:51 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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So you just yank off the nails of your dead trannies with pliers?
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#592391 - 05/27/13 08:51 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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They grow soft from lack of nutrition.
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#592398 - 05/27/13 10:05 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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A 4X beaver felt Stetson Open Road hat, in black. It's a bad motherfucker.
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#592410 - 05/27/13 11:59 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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4x, holy dome, Batman! Unless you got a mop of hair, I guess.
Electric fence wire, lineman's pliers, insulators and a salt block from Tractor Supply. I want to fence off the back acre and let the horse graze out there. If he don't put any weight on by October, I'm gonna have to put the poor bastard down.
If he drops dead in January, w/ 6" of snow on the ground and 6" of baby shit mud under that, then I'll have to hire a bulldozer to drag him to a flatbed.
$25 in gas for tractor and weed wacker.
6pk of Yuengling. When I was in the liquor store, this lady did the slow shuffle up the line of coolers with me. She was about 5' tall, thin, early 50s. When she eventually passed me, she apologized for following me. I said to her, "That's OK, as long as you don't try to stuff me in your trunk." We were laughing so hard that the Indians were looking at us like we were retards.
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#592418 - 05/27/13 12:50 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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4x is the grade, not the size.
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#592446 - 05/27/13 03:36 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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If he drops dead in January, w/ 6" of snow on the ground and 6" of baby shit mud under that, then I'll have to hire a bulldozer to drag him to a flatbed. Wow. I NEVER would have thought about that. Is that from some previous similar experience?
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#592447 - 05/27/13 03:40 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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I bought a new tower to be my main working PC. It will replace my somewhat retired Vista PC I got in 2007.
I will be adding components over time.
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#592456 - 05/27/13 05:56 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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If he drops dead in January, w/ 6" of snow on the ground and 6" of baby shit mud under that, then I'll have to hire a bulldozer to drag him to a flatbed. Wow. I NEVER would have thought about that. Is that from some previous similar experience? Not with me and a dead horse. In the 80's, when our driveway was dirt not gravel, it was winter with snow on the ground when we needed the septic pumped. Tanker truck sunk and stuck in the driveway. Then 2 tractors got stuck trying to pull the tanker out. They had to bring a bulldozer in to get the 3 vehicles out. The land I live on is great for growing stuff, but lousy for driving on. I've gone back and forth about having the horse put down. Our last horse, my dad paid a grand to have him killed and allegedly incinerated. What will happen with this guy is that I'll have a vet come out and stick him with a needle, should be $150-200. Then i have to get a guy with a flatbed to bring him to the county dump, $350-500. I would bury him here, but I don't know if the vet would be cool with it. I also don't know what disposal rules are. I have a buddy with a backhoe big enough to do the job in a reasonable amount of time. Only hard part would be figuring out a spot where we won't be digging up a dog. I could sell him to a killer, but that is fucking inhumane. Poor bastard was good at what he did for 15 years, even if he was a pain in the ass, so he at least deserves to die with some dignity.
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#592463 - 05/27/13 08:46 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Poor bastard was good at what he did for 15 years, even if he was a pain in the ass, so he at least deserves to die with some dignity. Amen to that!
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#592821 - 05/31/13 03:04 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Duct tape. Muay thai shorts. Ankle support.
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#592826 - 05/31/13 03:47 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Serta Applause firm mattress and box spring set. Yep, Memorial Day sale. It's fucking sweet!
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#592842 - 05/31/13 07:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Ipad 32gb with retina display. 4G service as well as bluetooth and wireless. Too may pluses to mention. Fucking awesome so far. 30 bucks a month for 2gig data. I didn't have to give up my unlimited data on my phone. They assigned the Ipad its own number.
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#592844 - 05/31/13 08:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Serta Applause firm mattress and box spring set. Yep, Memorial Day sale. It's fucking sweet! From whom?
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#592845 - 05/31/13 08:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I bought a wireless network adapter for my new PC from TigerDirect. The box came crushed. They are sending another for free and said I can keep this one.
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#592846 - 05/31/13 09:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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From some store in my part of town. There's about 6 or 7 chains and indie stores clustered in a three block area. I vowed not to buy from the chain with the annoying commercials and it turned out their prices weren't great anyway. I went with a local Korean mom and pop store.
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#592865 - 06/01/13 02:34 AM
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Elder of Zion
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Those are friggen gorgeous.
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#592869 - 06/01/13 04:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
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^ This
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#592891 - 06/01/13 10:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
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WOW!!
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#592918 - 06/01/13 10:28 PM
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I never could get into the Dead. I liked Phish but couldn't get into the Dead till I listened to the "American Beauty" album and one of their "Best of" compilations and then something just clicked for me. I was listening to Phish in my early 20s but the Dead didn;t click till my late 30s.
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#592921 - 06/01/13 10:57 PM
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I got a new pair of used air Jordan's at the swap meet and a 12 once tecate on the way home.
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#592934 - 06/02/13 07:22 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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What are you doing in Abu Dahabibibi? I work in a school, a very big school working to implement an international curriculum within a national setting. I'm done though, outta here next month. may I also take this opportunity to let you know that I'm a longtime fan of your butt.. ![buttwiggle buttwiggle](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/t1543 (1).gif)
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#593013 - 06/03/13 10:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
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LOL.
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#593016 - 06/03/13 10:35 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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Ha! Thanks ![wink wink](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/wink.gif) I suppose having lived there is far much better than me almost having to move to Kuwait. That would have been fucked up. But alas weighing pros and cons, the money is not worth it. Gonna stay in this OTHER desert for now. What are you doing in Abu Dahabibibi? I work in a school, a very big school working to implement an international curriculum within a national setting. I'm done though, outta here next month. may I also take this opportunity to let you know that I'm a longtime fan of your butt..
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#593043 - 06/03/13 07:52 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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Ha! Thanks ![wink wink](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/wink.gif) I suppose having lived there is far much better than me almost having to move to Kuwait. That would have been fucked up. But alas weighing pros and cons, the money is not worth it. Gonna stay in this OTHER desert for now. What are you doing in Abu Dahabibibi? I work in a school, a very big school working to implement an international curriculum within a national setting. I'm done though, outta here next month. may I also take this opportunity to let you know that I'm a longtime fan of your butt.. the people I have met that work in/have worked in kuwait earn great money. fucking guy I know is just about to move to saudi and teach PE on a 6 figure salary with a package I can't believe! good money to be earned in these parts but you do pay a price. if I manage to make it through june I will have 'survived' AD. your stay out of jail free card is to not piss off the locals, and after 3 years that task is becoming very difficult. may I ask: have you ever fucked an arab?
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#593048 - 06/03/13 10:57 PM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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may I ask: have you ever fucked an arab?
Out of what?
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#593065 - 06/04/13 09:34 AM
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Gay For Pay
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Delphi AC condenser- Rock Auto Delphi AC accumulator- Rock Auto Delco/Delphi Auto adjusting orifice tube- Rock Auto 3X 12oz cans R-134a refrigerant- NAPA 1 8oz bottle PAG 150 compressor oil Harrison/Frigidaire R4 compressor by 4Seasons (warranty replacement) 2 cans evaporator flushing solution 2 cans brake cleaner
I will make the AC on this truck work.
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#593068 - 06/04/13 11:06 AM
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the people I have met that work in/have worked in kuwait earn great money. fucking guy I know is just about to move to saudi and teach PE on a 6 figure salary with a package I can't believe!
good money to be earned in these parts but you do pay a price. if I manage to make it through june I will have 'survived' AD. your stay out of jail free card is to not piss off the locals, and after 3 years that task is becoming very difficult.
may I ask: have you ever fucked an arab?
No arabs to my knowledge unless one of the guys in porn is without my knowing. Passed up the opportunity in Kuwait because I was told women are to be in full dressing, can't typically walk in public alone and have to walk behind their husbands in public. No holding hands, nothing. And that's the easy part. I'm not sure I'm willing to sacrifice a lot of things to respect that type of culture. Been contemplating seriously on Crete for over a year. Been eye balling this for about 100,000 euros. All guts and glory is renovated.
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#593070 - 06/04/13 11:32 AM
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Elder of Zion
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Tony T is half- arab. Ever do him?
IAFD scene pairings for Tony T and Gen:
Face Sprayers 2 Devil's Film 2007 Meat Holes 5 JM Productions 2005 Squirting 101 10 Digital Sin 2006
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#593078 - 06/04/13 02:42 PM
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9 volt batteries.
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