Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Server crashed, I was ready for it [to copy/paste all my checkout info], but it crashed. News say that over 500,000 people tried to get it.
I really wish you had gotten it. Because I want to see you scarf down pasta and drink over-sweetened soda like the puerile commie you are, get type 1 diabetes and have to inject insulin into your worthless body for a few years until you die from gangrene in your toes and the unending sting of fibromyalgia in your fingertips. Then Granny Tranzer can bury you with your ass sticking out of the ground near Chernobyl so you can be with your cuntaminated commie brethren, and let Vlady Putin stop by to treat you like the ghost of Fabio Scorpion.

Your American fucking family first.