You know this could be the funnest thing ever. Here is the deal:

Christian XXX will agree to take the consensus scene script (with Dana) from a panel of the Learned Masters of XPT. Then we will all have to agree to buy the scene from Christian's Clips4Sale store.

This could be GREAT! We should also have a betting pool for the minimum amount that Dana will agree to.
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