What are two "professions" where you find people who really can't do anything else successfully? Teaching and porn.

On the U.S. version of Shameless, the character played by Joel Murray goes out to his ice fishing cabin, weighs himself downs and jumps feet first into an open ice hole on the lake after he realizes that his daughter was a whore after seeing a video of Frank Gallagher -- William H. Macy -- fucking her. He realized that the daddy-daughter purity ball didn't take.

I wonder if the father of this cock-sucking whore will exit life's stage left similarly after finding out about it.

Once you go Sheen - you can never get clean

I like my mashed potatoes and cotton candy 'fluffy', not my broads.

Wow, Siri used to be sort of sveltish with big tits. Now she looks like the an iron age fertility goddess statue.

"Erotic" and "Dick Nasty". Two things that don't go together.

Fucking a midget is the kind of thing you want to try but don't want anyone to know about, even the midget if you can help it.

Getting angry over a black dude fucking a white whore for money on camera is like getting mad that a black dude used a white urinal.

If it was the 1800's, that'd be a pic of my wife, my lawnmower and my slave.

You're using too many big words to try to come across as smart, always a great way to sound like a pretentious prick. not saying you are (or aren't), but that's the 1st thing I think of when people use completely unnecessary big words to get a simple point across.

What's with all the people eating endless salad and bisquits in Red Lobster?! - Eating endless shrimp makes me feel classier than them.

I've never discussed reparations for my ancestors losses. Go to NYC, Detroit, Chicago or DC and you can see the score has been settled.

why not have 50 parolees try to jerk off onto a kodiak bear tethered to maybe a 25-foot rope? yes, some would get mauled to death naked and trying to ejaculate onto a huge, angry bear but it'd be entertaining, no?

that's just cytherea expelling a dead-fetus on set for cash. pay it little heed, she's desperate. drugs will make you do terrible things.

i didn't watch much tv as a child, perhaps that's why 2 felonies IS a lot to me. actually, it IS a lot of felonies unless you're a sexual predator unfit to contain himself around children. so do you cheer skeeter on while during his violent sex crimes to?

i'm not sure what bromic acid does to bugs, but BORIC acid is the shit that kills bugs. it's a fine white powder-speaking of which, does anyone know of anything really toxic that resembles this in color and consistency? i'm interested in getting some and selling a half ounce to fayner.

have you ever seen what a smartt left unmolested and feeling it won't be attacked will do to your furniture? your children? you'll be cleaning the slime out of them for weeks, now kick it to show it who's boss!

i bet ac's jerked off to the thought of putting a chicken patty between two cheeseburgers. my main concern is that his arteries will kill him before i get to.

I wanted a new jamesn signature, but I'm undecided about which of these to choose.






Any of those better than the other?

Say you have a new squeeze, and some fairly good condition but used sex toys, you can't upcycle them right?

I have some dildos and somesuch and I'm pretty sure a couple of them weren't ever used as they are doubles (shipping error).

My inner monologue is telling me to not be cheap and skalie and to buy new things each and every time you meet a partner.
Then the fat Flip on my shoulder is whispering "bleach that shit nigga, she'll never know"...the cheap fucking fuck.

Some women (the insecure nutjob ones) will insist you buy a new bed if you slept with an ex in your current one, but I am sure MOST women would expect you to purchase new rubber cocks, plugs and beads.

Is there dildo etiquette? What if they were only used on me? What if your ladyfriend seems the type to not care if they've been used?

Just get a dog to lick them clean in front of her. Your dog, hers, a stray, it doesnt matter.

I wanted a new jamesn signature, but I'm undecided about which of these to choose.

she didnt look down on me for eating the wax on one of the babybel cheeses she gave me.i learned not to eat it on the second one.

Since we're walking down memory lane with Jamesn, I'd like to pay tribute to a guy who constantly kills it.

"I support your right to dress up like a giant baby as much as I support your right to act like one in real life."

Was this Brandon's comment on C3X?

Fair enough, Carolinian crankypants. But he's done some amazing work...

Fair enough, Carolinian crankypants. But he's done some amazing work...