I don't have a mate because I'm a workaholic who obsesses on what I do and I get lost inside my brain, and I got tired of putting decent women into a terrible situation. Also, even though I live in Appalachia, I suffer from the fat man's problem of the white trash debutantes have no interest in me, even when I wear a necklace of Oxycontin. They don't think someone should work so hard.

so now I engage in random slutty behavior. I do have good luck with a niche of the divorced jewish princess when I head into the big city.