Whattaya say to a broad w/ no arms and no legs? Nice tits.



I was on an elevator w/ Allie Haze the other day. When the doors closed, I looked at her and said, "Can I smell your pussy?" Whore yelled out "NO!" so I said, "Well then it must be yer feet."

What is the bad thing about an Escalade going over a cliff w/ 2 mopes in it? Escalade seats 7.

Brandon, Christian, Dic Pusini and Panzer are all sitting in a hot tub. Suddenly some cum floats to the top of the water and Pusini yells out, "Who farted?"

Hyde and a lil kid are walking into the woods around dusk. Lil kid looks up at him and says, "Hey Mister, it's getting dark out here. I'm getting scared." Hyde looks down at the boy and says "How do you think I feel? I gotta leave by myself."

How do you make Frankie Figgs cry twice? Fuck him in the butt and wipe yer cock on his gundams.