Why did the turkey cross the road

To get to Mexico, where they don't celebrate thanks giving





What did the pink Panther said when he stepped on an ant- deadant deadant deadantdeadantdeadant



How many jews can you fit in a volkswagen? - 300. 2 in the front 2 in the back and 296 in the ashtray
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Leave your mind open, receptive to the demons message.