Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Most parents are aware that the people who hurt kids devise ways of being around them, so my full on retreat rightfully turns off any danger warnings.
I NEVER allow myself to be in a situation where a kid could make an accusation of abuse. The strippers really liked my attitude towards children because they had similar issues.

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I am messed up with bipolar. It impacts relationships badly. While one day I can be super attentive and engaging, you might not hear from me for a month or two or six and then, like I do here, I show up as if nothing is odd about that.
This sounds very similar to me but I would not call being attentive and engaging "mania". When drunk of course things get a little crazy bu even then the worst thing I do is send out funny and sometimes embarrassing emails.

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He decided to let them in on my porn addiction, if I may call it that, and my predilection for the barely legal genre.
Thanks Brother! That really helped! I had a good friend write a letter to the court in a matter we were involved in stating that I "chatted with underage children on the internet". He was out to get me and hired an internet whiz to search the web and found an association of my name with my porn name. Of course the judge completely disregarded his false claim as it had nothing to do with the court matter.

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I'd be better thought of in my extended family as "gay" than the pedophile they've cast me for liking women from 18-25.
The gay reputation works for me too - I just tell the ladies I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. I don't have a penchant for the teens anymore anyway. I just think of MILFs as being really experienced whores and even more desperate at their stage of life. lol
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