Tranzer, you actually like those bar S hotdogs? texture is something akin to cheap bologna puffed up with air, and tastes worse. I know they're dirt cheap but somethings just aren't even worth bothering with.

Had no idea. In a previous life I dealt with a lot of body shops, but had never heard of that. You learn something new everyday on the ol' xpt.

I dunno about their hotdogs, but they make pretty good hot links.

They make a kick ass hot link.

I bought some cat toys

Vodka and raki. Don't know how much it is though. I should just mix them together to save some time.

I'd like to see this old piece of fucking shit get crushed at the Monster Truck Rally.

Alex bought some new sneakers.









Just got these new sneakers for the gym couple of days ago over at Costco for $16.99 [plus tax]. They are much more comfortable than my latest pairs of $56.00 Asics sneakers, that have very short laces. I've been wearing these for 2 days now and there is nothing wrong with them so far.

Alex is an eBay arbitrageur, buying low and selling slightly higher on-line. But his business seems to be predicated on being a consolidator of things that the ordinary guy can't find on his own (enema kits, mostly, it appears), and the occasional incredible steal on some closeouts (Axe body wash and Jovan Musk for Men, mostly, it appears) which he can later resell. Who in America doesn't have access to a Costco warehouse store?

EDIT: I may have jumped to the wrong conclusion. At GreedyJew.com it is made clear that he bought one pair instead of that whole pile.

Like you'd ever find me or one of my cars at a Monster Truck Rally. Grow up.

Costco has shoes? Gag.

A bag of limes. $1

Tranzer's GreedyJew site is like an archeological dig. You never know what's going to show up in his purchases. He must have bottles of 20 different brands of catsup/ketchup squirreled away by now.

You're giving him ideas on rigging a ketchup enema bottle invention ;(

2 DiGiorno's pizzas [1x pepperoni and 1x supreme] for $4.00 each [w/coupon]

30 days membership to adult XXX web site for $9.95

Have you tried the Dignorio Pizzeria! line?

They don't sell it near me. None of the local supermarkets sell any brand name large pizzas [no DiGiorno, Red Barons, Freschettas, etc]. The largest national-brand pizza that is sold locally is Ellio's.

I began sending out letters to companies so they send me free foods, and I will run them on my blog.

What tranny website?

This:
http://www.harborfreight.com/hand-tools/...inet-68784.html
This:
http://www.harborfreight.com/18-in-7-Drawer-Glossy-Red-End-Cabinet-For-Roller-Tool-Chest-68785.html
And this:
http://www.harborfreight.com/44-in-8-Drawer-Glossy-Red-Roller-Cabinet-Top-Chest-68787.html

Normally, I don't approve of Chink dumping, but when domestic outfits refuse to make any effort at competing, they don't leave consumers with much choice. A comparable Craftsman would run over $2K. And a Snap-On is absurd. About $8K.

Yes.

You did not used a coupon to get the free flashlight?

$Fitty

Nice.

Woa, that 'water pipe' is almost ecclesiastical in its magnitude. It's as if you have to call the Pope to get approval to approach it.

My girl was sort of pissed when I brought it back to our booth. "You and your pieces that take 2 people to light". It doesn't. It actually hits pretty smooth as long as you don't try yourself. The guy who made it hooked me up with his glass on glass downstem supplier. I'm paying $4 for old style slider system downstems and I get ground glass ones from this supplier $1.80 apiece. It already paid for itself.

16x hamburger patties for $5.00

48 ounces of apple sauce for $2.00

McDonald's Bacon Clubhouse hamburger, medium fried and medium Dr Pepper for $4.99 plus tax.

Piece of radiator hose - $11
Quick Steel - $7
2 hose clamps - couple bucks

Had to do some afro-engineering to get to the eXXXotica Expo this weekend. Between salt damage and pot hole damage, I'm a couple hundred into repairs on my van.

Also on the way to eXXXotica, I had a blow out on the Garden State Parkway, and I saw why my van was still driving like shit after the tie rod ends were done.

Tire - $89
Sway Bar Stabilizer - $21.99

Kino light diva 400. Craigslist $100

Botox. FREE! frequent client points from my surgeon PLUS I went to the website of my implant manufacturer (Natrelle), and they're giving free Botox. Mine were 2 years ago, but I wrote a letter to them, and they're giving me the deal. So, just scored myself another free session for next time.

6 pack of Seltzer water. 2-for-coupon. $2

1x 2L bottle of passover Coca-Cola for $1.00 plus tax and deposit. I prefer the HFCS Coca-Cola over the passover one.

lacrosse ball . theraband.

I've lived nearly 44 years in NYC and have never once heard of "Passover Coke". Be that as it may, you mean to say it's sweetened with real sugar? Or some chemostuff known to the State of California to cause four-headed offspring in laboratory mice?

It's real and yes it has real sugar. The only packaging difference is a yellow cap on the 2-litre with some hebrew writing on top.

I thought all regular Coke was kosher but the diet or specialty flavors weren't?

Not sure about that but this is special Coke produced just for Passover. Kosher and Kosher for Passover are different.

Passover is a whole different ball game. Some kosher butcher shops and restaurants will shut down for a week rather than jump through hopes to stay open for Passover. Separate cutlery, cutting boards, utensils, Rabbis come in looking to get palms greased for washing and blessing the joint. I seen a ShopRite that would kinda tent their Kosher Fish section so nothing tainted it during Passover, after the rabbi put the wamma jamma on it.

UBet syrup has a different color cap for Passover too.

Yup, but it says "sucrose" on the label instead of "real sugar". HFCS Coke taste like the real deal, while the yellow cap Coke taste somewhere in between of Diet Coke and real Coke. It doesn't tastes like 100% real thing. I tried them side-by-side several times today, and yellow cap Coke is a noticeably off.

The 2L products are also generously promoted these weeks at 5x bottles for $5.00 [$1.00 per bottle]. I can't remember the last time I seen 2L Coca-Cola products for $1.00; the lowest that is usually $1.19.

Do you know that theres a Pepsi bottling plant almost right next to LaGuardia airport?

CVS here sometimes runs $0.99/ 2L bottle sales. We don't have any dippy bottle deposits though.

Annual site rental at the RV Park - $1929.00.

Cool. Panzer should do a House Crashing series on his blog. He can visit you and exchange tips on decorating like a level 3 sex offender on a dime.

^^^Heehee.

4 days into the new bong. It's a champ. And a little dirty.

Why not move to Dominican Republic? [thats where I want to go to retire]

2x 18oz bottles of Hunt's BBQ sauce [original and honey BBQ] for $1.00 each

Is there an adequate population of trannies their for you?

Alex says he's moving to the Dominican Republic, but with his frugalness he's really going to Haiti. The DR is too expensive for him.

RETIRE? Retire from what?

I bought a Samsung Tablet2 for $50.00 from a friend who just won an ipad in a drawing. I think it's one or two generations old but after a factory reset and a new SD card it's pretty snappy.

That SD card slot really makes the Samsung tablets more appealing than the iPad.

I'm not sure but the battery may be changeable too. I know they are on the Samsung phones and a couple extra batteries and a direct battery charger means you never have to tether the device to a charger. The coolest thing I've found on this tablet so far is it has an IR remote controller and with the Peel app you can control most any TV/Satellite/Cable combo... even systems in bars that show shit you don't want to watch!

I'm doing preliminary research about Dominican Republic and from what I've gathered, theres lots of scams, fraud, swindles and dishonesty towards the foreigners. But yeah, under 4 hours from NYC by plane and overall lower cost of living plus cheap whores and pleasant weather, makes it attractive to me. I think that's where the guy behind Rico's World did all the photography at. A Panzerbunker on a sunny island, with outdoor kitchen, swimming pool and a fountain for cheap is something that I am interested in.

Alex, you know all those Dominican shopkeepers you've abused and swindled over the years here in NYC? They've all got family there waiting for them to retire and each and every one's got a long memory.