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#606414 - 02/16/14 05:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Remington 870 Standard 12 gauge.

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#606567 - 02/19/14 08:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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2 men's suits at Macy's.

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#606685 - 02/23/14 02:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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another pair of Chucks with the padding. I don't know why it took them so long to make them with comfy insoles.
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#606686 - 02/23/14 02:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
2 men's suits at Macy's.


For whom? If for yourself I assume you bought them in the boys department.

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#606700 - 02/23/14 09:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Canon EOSM 22mm with a tripod and wireless remote. WooHOO!

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#606883 - 02/26/14 05:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Vans socks. Faggot ass yoga shorts and a faggot ass yoga bottle.
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#606935 - 02/26/14 08:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
Faggot ass yoga shorts and a faggot ass yoga bottle.


sooo xpt.. solid laugh on that one tp. thanks.
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#607057 - 03/01/14 11:13 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Aeron chair by Herman Miller. $630.00

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#607126 - 03/03/14 08:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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450 ink cartridges for $65

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#607127 - 03/03/14 08:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
450 ink cartridges for $65


well look who it is...
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#607128 - 03/03/14 09:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
450 ink cartridges for $65


well look who it is...

I also bought a 10oz tube of Dermasil cream yesterday for $1.09 to moisturize/lubricate my noodle when I wank it.

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#607129 - 03/03/14 09:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Can we change his screenname to Prof Noodles?

Welcome back, ya dirty friggin Jew.
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#607132 - 03/03/14 11:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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4 huge suitcases from Goodwill. One larger black Tumi suitcase. Total: $25

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#607134 - 03/04/14 03:49 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
450 ink cartridges for $65


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#607135 - 03/04/14 04:09 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Are you refilling the cartridges, Alex? That is actually not a bad business, especially if your cost of empties is so low. This is inkjet carts? That could be $3000 profit. Good for you.

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#607137 - 03/04/14 09:06 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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8" H4 headlights. Now the Porsche has headlights the factory intended it to have. $700.
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#607148 - 03/04/14 12:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Are you refilling the cartridges, Alex? That is actually not a bad business, especially if your cost of empties is so low. This is inkjet carts? That could be $3000 profit. Good for you.


He trades the empties into Office Max, Staples, etc. for $2 credit each.
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#607150 - 03/04/14 01:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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nice thought admiral but that would be too much like work for him. it's not going to happen.
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#607153 - 03/04/14 02:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Well, $65 to $900 still seems like a tidy profit. But only if the Staples or other office-supply place takes all 450 in one fell swoop. Otherwise, schlepping all over Creation to unload ink cartridges a couple at a time seems completely unproductive.

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#607154 - 03/04/14 03:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Well, $65 to $900 still seems like a tidy profit. But only if the Staples or other office-supply place takes all 450 in one fell swoop. Otherwise, schlepping all over Creation to unload ink cartridges a couple at a time seems completely unproductive.


The catch is you can only return 10 empty cartridges per month. Seems a little too labor intensive.

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#607156 - 03/04/14 04:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Another pair of Blundstones for only $106. I am feeling very Panzer about that price.
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#607193 - 03/05/14 02:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Just got 4x of these Storacells for $26.00



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#607196 - 03/05/14 03:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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That seems like a solution to a white person's problem. Why are you buying them?
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#607204 - 03/05/14 05:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
That seems like a solution to a white person's problem. Why are you buying them?

Cause I got a bunch of AA batteries.

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#607213 - 03/05/14 06:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
Just got 4x of these Storacells for $26.00



Sweet jesus. Do batteries not stay in the package once you bring them home from the store?
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#607214 - 03/05/14 06:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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just another example of the pet retard dropping the jew flag.
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#607230 - 03/05/14 09:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
Just got 4x of these Storacells for $26.00



Sweet jesus. Do batteries not stay in the package once you bring them home from the store?

I needed 2x yellow and 2x orange of these cases since I want to try 2x flashes with 2x power cyclers; that's 12x batteries per flash plus a set of spares for each flash and cycler.

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#607232 - 03/05/14 09:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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For more pix of you fingerbanging ladyboys?
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#607234 - 03/05/14 09:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Are those photos of Alex himself doing the fingerbanging? I admit, I scroll right past because I find the subject matter unaesthetic enough even without the thought it's Alex in the photos, so I don't know.

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#607235 - 03/05/14 09:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I would not feel comfortable fingerbanging a tranny without wearing a white labcoat.

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#607255 - 03/06/14 07:45 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Bought another 500-sheet ream of paper at Staples for $6.30 yesterday, that should be free after the rebate. Generally 4x reams of paper is enough for a year, so I got 3x of them so far.

And a 1.25L Coke for $1.13

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#607259 - 03/06/14 09:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Mr. Meat]
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1961 Gibson Melody Maker, rare single cutaway 2 pickup model. I bought it a bit beat up and had it restored. Sounds amazing and plays like buttuh.



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#607470 - 03/12/14 06:49 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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2x floor lamps for $108.30

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#607528 - 03/12/14 11:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Slice of BBQ Chicken Pizza for $3.50
6pk Betty Crocker food containers for $2.00
Bottle of Lucy The Diva perfume for $3.99

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#607529 - 03/13/14 12:41 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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2 lbs romaine lettuce
6 lemons
15 blood oranges. All for $10

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#608064 - 03/19/14 11:15 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Used Lowerl Tota Light, with 2x leaf/barndoors, gel holder, lamp and cable for $72.00 shipped. They [eBay] also gave me $1.44 in eBay Bucks for this purchase.

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#608065 - 03/19/14 11:20 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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You realize it doesn't matter how many eBay bucks you earn in a quarter, you forfeit them if you don't earn at least $5 ($250 spent out of pocket). So if you have $4.99, you're fucked and lose it.
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#608067 - 03/19/14 12:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
You realize it doesn't matter how many eBay bucks you earn in a quarter, you forfeit them if you don't earn at least $5 ($250 spent out of pocket). So if you have $4.99, you're fucked and lose it.

Yes, I do realize this new policy and I don't like it, but I have $7.63 in EBB's coming in.

Same thing with Staples rewards: you gotta hit certain amount or you lose whatever is below it.

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#608092 - 03/19/14 10:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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1L bottle of Sobieski vodka for $11.99 + tax at 5 Star Liquors, it was $4.00 cheaper than Smirnoff

32oz bottle of Smirnoff All Natural Bloody Mary Mix for $4.99 + tax at Walgreens

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#608093 - 03/19/14 10:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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You giving a tranny a Bloody Manuel enema so you can fantasize about getting drunk off period blood?
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#608095 - 03/19/14 10:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You giving a tranny a Bloody Manuel enema so you can fantasize about getting drunk off period blood?

This enema is for yer' mom.

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#608099 - 03/20/14 12:01 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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You would have to lose 100lbs before my mom would consider letting you give her an enema, Fatty.
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#608262 - 03/23/14 04:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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pomade and a shirt from these guys.

the motorhead shirt wasnt available in my size. i got a ramones one.

http://shop.knifewear.com/t-shirts
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#608595 - 03/29/14 09:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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Alex made these purchases a few weeks ago for $17.32 and $18.37. I don't want to know what, or rather who he's using the hair groomer on.
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#608615 - 03/30/14 01:21 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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I bet he's gonna use the oven mitt to scoop bacon grease out of a bucket and slather it on some tranny bungus.
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#608742 - 04/01/14 06:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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AAA Renewal: $118

Inner and outer tie rod ends + oil change at 3AM: $230

Waiting 6hrs for a tow truck to arrive, and constantly being jerked off on the phone by AAA and their tow service contractor: PRICELESS

If they were honest in the beginning, I could have at least sat and had a great meal while waiting, instead of consuming coffee and cigarettes.
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#608774 - 04/02/14 02:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bornyo Offline
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I just got the Jaguar back from the paint shop a week ago. I asked (and paid) for a 30ft paint job but it's really a 10' job. The brothers seem to love this car- almost as much as the '65 Galaxie 500 convertible I had.



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#608796 - 04/02/14 07:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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What's a 10' paint job?
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#608803 - 04/02/14 07:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bornyo Offline
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Looks good from 10ft away. Lower the number the more it costs. This isn't a showcar...its a free jaguar if such a thing exists.

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#608835 - 04/02/14 10:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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the best thing about a paint job like that is you're not afraid to use a power buffer when you wax it and that saves at least an hour.
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