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#617070 - 09/04/14 05:31 PM
Joan Rivers, RIP
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Reuters Story - Death of Joan Rivers I have a feeling Billy Crystal is next.
Edited by Bluecipher (09/04/14 05:32 PM)
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#617072 - 09/04/14 06:09 PM
Re: Joan Rivers, RIP
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In her book I Hate Everyone… Starting With Me, the legendary comedian explained in hilarious detail exactly what she wanted for her funeral.
Here is how Joan wrote that she wants to be honored:
"When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything's in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action…. I want Craft Services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene!
I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don't want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don't want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing Mr. Lonely.
I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé's."
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#617077 - 09/04/14 07:55 PM
Re: Joan Rivers, RIP
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His routines died years ago.
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#617083 - 09/04/14 08:41 PM
Re: Joan Rivers, RIP
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In her book I Hate Everyone… Starting With Me, the legendary comedian explained in hilarious detail exactly what she wanted for her funeral.
Here is how Joan wrote that she wants to be honored:
"When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything's in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action…. I want Craft Services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene!
I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don't want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don't want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing Mr. Lonely.
I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé's."
I think she earned it.
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#617092 - 09/04/14 10:24 PM
Re: Joan Rivers, RIP
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I thought she was an annoying and talentless hack, and her death at 81 proves the old adage. RIP.
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#617095 - 09/04/14 11:24 PM
Re: Joan Rivers, RIP
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What she is describing is not done with Jews. There is no viewing and open casket for Bobby Vinton to prop her head.
Jews go right in the ground. ASAP.
What she will have, is a big industry send off on a studio lot somewhere. They will have an MC and various industry types will get up and make hilarious speeches and show gag reels. I've been to a few of these before, and they are a blast. Tons of celebs, tons of studio execs and agents and crap....all having a big showbiz wake.
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#617099 - 09/05/14 12:43 AM
Re: Joan Rivers, RIP
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Jews go right in the ground. ASAP.
Like hotcakes?!
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#617120 - 09/05/14 07:41 AM
Re: Joan Rivers, RIP
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I thought she was an annoying and talentless hack, and her death at 81 proves the old adage. RIP. I concur.
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#617122 - 09/05/14 07:53 AM
Re: Joan Rivers, RIP
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What she is describing is not done with Jews. There is no viewing and open casket for Bobby Vinton to prop her head.
Jews go right in the ground. ASAP.
What she will have, is a big industry send off on a studio lot somewhere. They will have an MC and various industry types will get up and make hilarious speeches and show gag reels. I've been to a few of these before, and they are a blast. Tons of celebs, tons of studio execs and agents and crap....all having a big showbiz wake. Yeah but by this point what parts of her body are still actually Jewish? How much shitty customization does it take on a Focus before Ford refuses to consider it to be assembled in one of their plants?
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