This is the sort of thing a prosecutor would love, love, love. This War Machine didn't have any goddamn engagement ring with him — this is a detail the meathead is making up now to make himself seem sympathetic — and his late declarations of ring-bearing now (and believe me, they will ask for, look for, and find the absence of a receipt) go toward discrediting him as a witness in his own defense. Keep going, War Machine.

Nig Koppenhater is lookin' at plenty of time in the pokey. With 2 assault stints and a lovely rtack record of ad-seg, he's going away for life. Either by the courts or by a cop's 9, he's fucked. Either a long stretch in the desert, or he gets caught in California and gets strike 3/LWOPP for felony evading (interstate).

"Two felony batteries, one for strangulation
Two felony domestic violence with great bodily injury
Felony coercion with the threat of force
Felony assault with a deadly weapon
Misdemeanor assault with a deadly weapon "