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#61537 - 10/07/04 04:55 AM Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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I have two questions. First is for the black men of the board.

Why is it that you see athletic, good looking brothas going out with 400 pound, buck teeth, plastic weave hair hood rats?. I don't get it, i know you guys like phat asses but surely it reaches a level where a phat ass is no longer a phat ass and just a fat ass. It is very rare for white men, you never see a good looking white guy with a 400 pound hose beast, im just wondering why is it some common for black dudes. Makes me sick to see them with their clothes on let alone naked lifting up all three parts of their stomach inviting the brotha in.


2nd question

What celebrity do you think would bring the highest selling price for a sex vid?. Like the hilton tape was sold for a few hundred grand or something like that, what celebrity do you think would fetch for the highest price, would it be britney? and could it reach a cool mill.
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#61538 - 10/07/04 05:10 AM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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Gee I wonder how many responses this will get, there are like 4 brothers on this board and only 2 of them actually post with any regularity- ask again on your boy Marcus' board
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#61539 - 10/07/04 05:24 AM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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Gee I wonder how many responses this will get, there are like 4 brothers on this board and only 2 of them actually post with any regularity- ask again on your boy Marcus' board




there are black people here, bishop, smartt, john garfield, theres a few more im sure.
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#61540 - 10/07/04 11:23 AM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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Hey mayB U R right Monkey mayB I am black:
1)I was raised too far from Bishops' neighborhood
2)agree with him on sticking screwdrivers in people
3)am obvioulsy athletic
4)am hung....
U R right Monkey, I am must B black I was wondering for years b/c over half of My friends R black & I love when I hear a black chic say WOW U R as hung an a black guy when I do bang black chics that look like Barbiedolls, so thats it U hit the nail on the head....I'm just a brother of a different color
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#61541 - 10/07/04 02:23 PM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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What celebrity do you think would bring the highest selling price for a sex vid?. Like the hilton tape was sold for a few hundred grand or something like that, what celebrity do you think would fetch for the highest price, would it be britney? and could it reach a cool mill.




Britney has gone too white trash to be of much value. I think the cokehead twins would fetch a cool mill. Mary Kate& Ashley. But what the fuck do I know.
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#61542 - 10/07/04 04:03 PM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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Im not a fan of how britney looks but you have to figure that she would bring the highest buying price.
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#61543 - 10/08/04 01:36 AM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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I have two questions. First is for the black men of the board.





Are you really expecting the only confirmed black male on this board to speak for all black men? No one can speak for the entire black male population all anyone can do is give their opinion. Maybe you should just ask Bishop his opinion on types of women and what he finds most attractive. That way you could at least see if his opinion is in line with your observations.

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#61544 - 10/08/04 02:01 AM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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highest price for a fuck film one name.....JESSICA SIMPSON period
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#61545 - 10/08/04 03:23 AM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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Princess Diana.

If they found some lost sex tape of her, and it got out, it would outsell anything.



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#61546 - 10/08/04 04:37 AM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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Im not a fan of how britney looks but you have to figure that she would bring the highest buying price.



Yeah Monkey the masses seem to love that. I wouldn't pay a dime to see it though, unless it was a tape found of her a few years ago.
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#61547 - 10/08/04 05:28 AM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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Are you really expecting the only confirmed black male on this board to speak for all black men? No one can speak for the entire black male population all anyone can do is give their opinion. Maybe you should just ask Bishop his opinion on types of women and what he finds most attractive. That way you could at least see if his opinion is in line with your observations.





There is nothing to say that bishop is the only black guy to post here a lot of black people might post here and just not make an issue of it.
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#61548 - 10/08/04 06:51 AM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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Are you really expecting the only confirmed black male on this board to speak for all black men?



There is nothing to say that bishop is the only black guy to post here a lot of black people might post here and just not make an issue of it.




I said Bishop is the only confirmed black male..you are right there may be a lot of black people who may post here and not make an issue of it.
but my main point was that he and anyone else can only speak for themselves..unless he or anyone else was appointed the official spokesperson of black people.......


Famous people having sex....I think the Bush twins would fetch a damn high price for tapes of them having wild college sex.. just imagine the humilation and political fallout...


Edited by XXXbitionist (10/08/04 11:51 AM)
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#61549 - 10/08/04 03:21 PM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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my main point was that he and anyone else can only speak for themselves..unless he or anyone else was appointed the official spokesperson of black people.......









Well i like to stereotype people and place a whole race of people based on the opinions of few.

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Famous people having sex....I think the Bush twins would fetch a damn high price for tapes of them having wild college sex.. just imagine the humilation and political fallout...




Good one, but i wouldn't want to watch it, it would be like watching two george bushes with tits have sex.
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#61550 - 10/08/04 03:24 PM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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Quote:

my main point was that he and anyone else can only speak for themselves..unless he or anyone else was appointed the official spokesperson of black people.......









Well i like to stereotype people and place a whole race of people based on the opinions of few.

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Famous people having sex....I think the Bush twins would fetch a damn high price for tapes of them having wild college sex.. just imagine the humilation and political fallout...




Good one, but i wouldn't want to watch it, it would be like watching two george bushes with tits have sex.





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#61551 - 10/12/04 03:33 AM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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I have two questions. First is for the black men of the board.


Thanks for your concern but its okay for monkey to speak on my behalf as he is my father.please excuse my extended absence as the JohnG./kyoto battle of the titans had me so charged up that i went "wilding"across three states(drinking malt liquor,blasting rap music,robbin people with a screwdriver)no way i could speak for all black men as im not too crazy about them,i am willing to take a couple minutes to speak to any black woman aside from the one who shall go nameless for fear that if i post her name she may return like carrie to the prom.i been havin some bad dreams lately.oh did i mention that fat white women are better than no white women? (do the rockaway)
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#61552 - 10/12/04 03:45 AM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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Thanks for your concern but its okay for monkey to speak on my behalf as he is my father.please excuse my extended absence as the JohnG./kyoto battle of the titans had me so charged up that i went "wilding"across three states(drinking malt liquor,blasting rap music,robbin people with a screwdriver)no way i could speak for all black men as im not too crazy about them,i am willing to take a couple minutes to speak to any black woman aside from the one who shall go nameless for fear that if i post her name she may return like carrie to the prom.i been havin some bad dreams lately.oh did i mention that fat white women are better than no white women? (do the rockaway)




This doesn't really answer my question but ill accept it because it has great stereotypes and wit about it, i stand by the saying that became popular in the 80's and has become my life motto. "no fat chicks". Yes im as deep as tony t. (maybe i've said too much, gen??)
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#61553 - 10/12/04 05:34 PM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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sorry dad ....the haze is still lifting,I'm going to go out and rob someone with a screwdriver(me with screwdriver)come back and try to answer the question
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#61554 - 10/12/04 05:54 PM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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#61555 - 10/12/04 06:07 PM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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Yes bishop, i think not only the good old US of A but the world is lacking more screwdriver crimes. We must commit as one to changing that and hopefully by the year 2007 screwdriver crimes will be up 400% which is our plan.
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#61556 - 10/12/04 06:38 PM Re: Monkey's questions to black men and the board
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Yes bishop, i think not only the good old US of A but the world is lacking more screwdriver crimes. We must commit as one to changing that and hopefully by the year 2007 screwdriver crimes will be up 400% which is our plan.




I 2nd that notion
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