Psycho-With-A-Hair-Trigger is on the run from the cops. Maybe the cops need high powered tranquilizer darts and a tiger net to catch this loon.

If the stupid whore didn't see that coming, then she deserved it. That dude is damaged. If he don't wind up getting himself shot, he gonna hang himself at some point.

I would feel bad for War Machine, because the poor bastard never had a chance, but then I figure that he never should have been in the first place, so life was really all gravy for him.

Mr. Meat, you got any links or Twitter screen caps?

Jon is a piece of garbage. mack is a bad bitch, but Stevi Wonder saw this coming. There were 2 people he beat up, wonder if the other was a broad or a dude.

He probably knocked a dick out of her mouth w/ a right upper cut.

I can't stand Christy Mack. Fake Suzy Badass personas irritate me. And now we know it was fake, cause the whore couldn't take a punch.

The "knocked a dick out of her mouth" theory may have legs. The police report a "three-person altercation" at their home, with War Machine being charged, Christy Mack hospitalized, and the other person not identified.

I knew there was something I didn't like about her.

Somewhere, you were of the opinion that once a whore gets double-penetrated, her breathing pattern begins to change.

Not in her case.

She looks pornish enough, couldn't be less interested in trying to fake it well though.

i hope they shoot him dead if he resists or flees. he will kill somebody some day.

This

I think a cleaning woman will find him dead when she goes in the motel room to shake the bed bugs & cum off the sheets. After the adrenaline dump, he gonna crash into depression.


And to bite off something I posted in the Tritone thread, maybe the 3rd person was hogging all the vagina?

Porn DP whole different ball game. Don't know what kinda pills a whore takes before gettin crammed like that on camera.

Someone somewhere mentioned that the Anal Olympics would only be possible with pain meds.

That seems reasonable.

I forget where I read it, either here or LIB back when, but someone attributed all the hard anal scenes to Xanax.

Maybe it was Mojo talking about Gauge in an LIB interview? It was years ago so I can't recall exactly.

Xanax, Soma, Oxy, vic's...all in every porn whore's bag. Mostly in zip lock sandwich bags all mixed together.

There should be some circus freaks who don't use any of those.

Porn as a land of wonder and mystery doesn't hold up then.

Whores fast and starve, get flushed out with enemas, get dosed with pain meds and infected with almost anything the STD menu has to offer.

Free speech, go, go, go.

^^^

He'll hiss "Look what you made me do!" at a photo of the whore as the barrel of the .38 snub grazes his temple. All but guaranteed.

Looks like Christy is back to tweeting this morning.

Somewhere in the Valley, a parody maker is mulling over "Christy Smack-down XXX: Cruisin' for a Bruisin'"

The big spenders are working on a WWE-inspired gangbang...

Casting for Mike South and Xander Corvus must be tough business already.

Prediction: WM throws a tantrum while in lockup and gets the shit tased out of him. Or he tries to assert his manhood, and finds out what being a power bottom is all about.

Getting the boot from UFC is punishment enough. How many people would love to have the talent to fight at that level?

Ultimate Fighting Championship
In Koppenhaver's official UFC debut, he defeated Jared Rollins in The Ultimate Fighter: Team Hughes vs Team Serra Finale via KO at 2:01 of the third round. Koppenhaver and Rollins both received $25,000 due to winning fight of the night honors and Koppenhaver winning knockout of the night. His last UFC fight was at UFC 84 against Yoshiyuki Yoshida which he lost via submission in the first round.[11]

He was released from the UFC after comments made about the death of Evan Tanner and for rejecting a fight offered by UFC matchmaker Joe Silva. War Machine posted on his Myspace that he believed that Tanner had gone to the desert to kill himself after he realized his career might have been over and had basically made no money during it. Medical examiners proved that Tanner's death was not a suicide but War Machine stood by his statements.[12]

If not the talent, at least the height

Way to cut and paste, right down to the footnote number. School in Canaduh must be real tough.

Apparently the rumor is that War Machine came home to find her banging another MMA fighter. She is denying it. Word is that she suffered a broken jaw and eye socket.

MANHUNT! $5000 for War Machine: http://www.mmanews.com/war-machines-girlfriend-bad-shape-domestic-beating/

I got a big Mack attack and wanted to go watch some of her scenes. Time's a wastin'.

Perhaps you are unaware of my MMA name, Make Love Not War Machine.

Thanks for the new sig!

Best or War Machine on Twitter the last 24 hours:
"@KOTLBearBear @LustWonderland_ @ChristyMack fuck u talking about? She's my Property and always will be."

"@ChristyMack I love you and hope you're okay. I came him early to surprise you and help you set up for your convention. I can't believe"

"@ChristyMack what I found and can't believe what happened. All I wanted was to surprise you and help and do something nice...now this.."

"@ChristyMack I'm so heart broken...in all ways. I will always love you."

The guy is spews every single cliche of a serial wife-beater. Since this isn't his first offense I really hope they throw away the key this time. And hopefully some cyber-police genius will figure out his location due to his continued tweeting.

Put him in a cell with Jack Venice and let them aidsrape each other at night.

Thanks, Boss!

Potential suicide tweets?

The first one is very telling.

I'm thinking it's time to add War Machine to the Stanhope dead pool.

So the dude comes home and beats the shit out of his GF and another person. Someone post that he caught her banging another MMA fighter. She responds "that's not exactly true". LOL...

Cause and effect.....

Forget Jon Jones vs. Daniel Cormier. War Machine vs. Christy Mack 2 would be a bigger draw by far.

WAR MACHINE!

What non- pro sport business has a zero tolerance policy on domestic violence? I could punch my girl into next week and my job wouldn't give a fuck as long as I make my shift.

I give it a month until she's back with him. And he seems ready to forgive.

She'll take him back after the bones in her face heal and he's out of jail.

If he gets locked up, it will be his 2nd stint, so it will probably be longer than the year he did last time.

I don't know if the last charge was a felony. It it was and this is, he going to have to leave California, cause they got the 3 strikes and yer out rule, 3 felony conviction and you get life.

What and give up show business?

I like how War Machine bust out the Whitney Houston. He must have a sensitive side after all.

I think the law is on War Machine's side, at least according to James Madison:

http://press-pubs.uchicago.edu/founders/documents/v1ch16s23.html

Brandon, you roughed up some whores in your day, what was yer secret to not puttin then in the hospital?

I have no problem believing she did something that would have provoked any guy let alone one like War Machine. Isn't the privilege to smack a whore around par the course for dating one? Without it what's the point in having a relationship with a whore? She needs crisp hard boundaries. He probably wasn't giving her light maintenance tune ups so she acted out for attention and crossed a major line. She wanted drama and got felony violence instead.

"She wanted drama and got felony violence instead". I don't think that's a stretch. But trust a nigga on this: WM is completely capable of fucking killing somebody, and I don't mean from just a skills standpoint. He's out of his goddamn mind and violent as fuck. Shoot him on sight and get it over with.

I acted in self-defense. Always.