^Sharpton and Jackson belong in jail for incitement.

Sadly the Tyrant in the White House didn't use drones to eliminate farmer Bundy and his armed supporters.

I beg to differ. Ever hear of the Fruitvale Station shooting in Oakland?

Some reason a fat kid named Big Mike is more scary to a white cop than the knuckle dragger known as war machine and the dumb white whores that love him.

Might have something to do with there being a shit ton more Cops when they took War Machine down (as well as probably being tacked up). Big difference from being the 1 Cop who has a 300lbs ape charging towards him.

Oh, and speaking of the video I mentioned earlier

http://www.ijreview.com/2014/08/168698-e...guson-shooting/

Opps. Nobody can be surprised by this

I'm busy with schtuff right now but it looks like the War Machine crowd funding page got shut down. Will update the thread later.

As you can see the original crowd funding link is 404:

https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/c8g5/war-machine-jonathan-koppenhaver-legal-expense-fund

With that much scratch, here' War's legal team:

Guess I missed the part where the words charged the police are mentioned. You want to post a transcript.

From the timeline of the Twitter account named AlphaMaleSeeJay or ALPHAMALESHIT; the chronology is from bottom, where Donny Long's being followed, to top:

They might have some misappropriation clause in their legalese on Give Forward, but whatever.


From a conversation of the Twitter account named AlphaMaleSeeJay or ALPHAMALESHIT; the chronology is from top to bottom:








This is Jenna Jameson's current avatar on Twitter. Clever whore:




The exchanges that follow between alpha bro and Jenna Jameson deliver good infotainment.

If alpha bro's story's accurate, the whore might've not lied in the one criminal complaint I saw so far, but failed to mention in her statement on Twitter that she cheated on Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver and, after being caught doing it, tried to defend her new, additional or extra guy from getting roughed up and did so with a knife, letting alpha dude go cage ape.

Hopefully he beat all the tattoos off of her.

THAT'S the Donkey Long on meth we came to know and jeer. I wonder if he shares his crack pipe with fellow homeless methhead Cryin' Ryan.

(countdown to his appearance...3...)

They're a bunch of losing cunts. War Machine is going down no matter what and they're all behaving like bitches.

They're a bunch of losing cunts. War Machine is going down no matter what and they're all behaving like bitches.

They might be able to afford half a consultation with their massive funding success so far.

I'm unaware how much a pet ferret is these days.

Doesn't matter how much BS is in Christy's story about whether they are a couple or broken up. It doesn't change what he did to her and so he will get incarcerated. I guess if she was lying about them being together he could probably get a shorter sentence due to the concept of emotional rage at seeing your partner in bed with another dude. But, he can not escape prison on this one especially with his prior history.

Yes, Christy was dumb for staying with a guy who hits her, and she is not honest when it comes to being faithful or who she is dating Neither is War Machine as he bangs girls on a regular basis too so he is just as bad as Christy as far as relationships go. They are both disfunctional when it comes to relationships and dating. But, that doesn't matter in the end. Domestic assault is a serious crime regardless of how it got to that point

It struck me that Koppendouche loves that rodent so much. Who else loves rodents?



Yep.

I just got in a big fight over this with a female friend of mine. It crosses the line with me when these liberal cunts start to exonerate CM (no, I'm not saying she deserved it) because "look at what she does for a living and look what she did to her body! it's obvious she has problems! She can't make rational decisions!
"
So fucking patronizing. And people who fuck for money/are tattooed/get plastic surgery are not all retards, you fucking cunt. Liberals are worse than MRA faggots and conservatives combined.

Did she admit she was in bed with this other dude, or if they are actually dating or was he a john?

I just can't stand Jon or his dopey brothers attitude, and forget about Donkey Dong. The rest are super trolls

In the declaration of warrant/summons The Hickster Retard linked to here, it seems as if the whore said that Koppenhaver was her guy, that she was in a relationship with Corey Thomas not involving sex at the time, but having had involved sex in the past and was in bed with Thomas during the cage action.
Corey Thomas mentioned dating the whore for a while.

I gotcha, but in getting they were doing the quote ene quote dating, not actually dating. You don't go from a tattoo'd killing machine to a super dorky millionaire white geek withoiutncash changing hands for da pussah

Maybe he was helping her get back on her back.

Maybe.

A pussy repossession attempt shows up in the document as well.

Those are the same damaged cunts who think every time a woman has sex with a man it is rape. You can't even ask a woman if she wants to fuck, because asking her is coercing her.

All they do is project how fucking damaged they are. I like calling broads out who say "An 18 year old girl doesn't know what she's doing dating a 30/40/however old man." Yeah honey, all yer doing is shouting to the world that you were stupid at 18 and not capable of adult decisions, and I aint so sure yer capable now.

War Machine will NOT get a shorter sentence if Christy Mack is deemed to be in a romantic relationship with him at the time of the battery.

You think if it goes to trial that her credibility will effect the outcome?

Mike Koppenhaver took the Chuck Zito quote as a justification for what his brother did and started acting like a tool over it.

How do you keep your material so fresh after all these years?

How's your front porch, Ryan?

Not too shabby. How's your mother?

Fry his ass!

hahah that was just great.

Are you still up there in NoCal, living next to the trailer park?

Yes.

Such intuition.

Right next to the aforementioned trailer park.

It's called 'Vista View'

My god .... does this mean Viagra-immune Ryan Knox still lives???

He's like the Twinkie-after-the-apocalypse of worthless stunk cocks!!

Good for you Ryan!

Not much for coherent phrases these days are you?

I think knowing you still lived just flummoxed me.

The official song of this thread:

Wow. I just looked and it says that Christy Mack is 23. Can that be right? I didn't remember her at all. From her pics she seems to be over-inked and mega-siliconed, so not my style ... to say the least.

But, in the stills she did in the business, she looks older than Gia Jordan did when she started. Marie McCray was like a kid at 23. This Mack was decaying BEFORE she got WarMachined. Sad.

She looks like she had a cute face when she started. Maybe a bit Sherilyn Fenn-ish. But, boy was she decaying. And thx to the MMA stuntcock, it looks like she was beating with a wrecking ball. Repeatedly. Not going to help.

What causes that decay? Genes? Drugs? Boy it's sad when a girl who is 23 doesn't look young enough to pass for 32.

Bonnie Rotten and Christy Mack were born on the same day (two years apart). Maybe it's some trash whore curse.

Hey, Fatman, how's it goin? :mastbanana:

There are a number of whore lawsuits/legal proceedings going on to keep you busy:

1. Mack attacked by WarDouchine. Surely a huge civil suit coming out of that.
2. Bottie Rotten suing Max for besmirching her good name.
3. Janice Griffith suing the internet poker dude for throwing her off a roof.
4. [Whore name forgotten] suing Chase bank for closing down her checking account.
5. Kate Summers suing StagHIVano for...something.
6. Anal Warts Grey has a TRO against her suitcase pimp.
7. Coco Loco getting sued by...well, everyone.

Cherish & Cali Marie's "lawyer" just wishes he could get in on some of this action.

Definitely not drugs, Christy Mack was straight edge. War Machine mentions that's one reason he dug her when they first met in this video interview.

The "outcome" will be prison time, that is a guarantee especially with his history.

But, her credibility will affect the length of his term in a big way. If she lied about them being involved (and it looks like she did as her police report did say "boyfriend" and other reports said they broke up), then he can play the emotional outrage card at seeing her in bed with a guy. That will affect time offered in a guilty plea deal, or in a trial.

At the end of the day, he could get anything from 1 year to 10. A lot depends on whether they can prove they were still a couple or not as that can play a factor. If he can NOT prove they were still involved, then randomly showing up at their house and beating the fuck out of both of them is a very serious thing and he will have the book thrown at him. If he can prove they were together, then he can play the emotional outrage card and will get a lesser sentence.

But whatever happens, he is going to be doing time.

And when he gets out, there will be tons of women contacting him to hook up. THey will all think they can bring out the good in him and harness his anger and vitality and all that crap and think that he will never harm them.

This is the best part. Beating the shit out of a woman is a surefire way to get more pussy, 'cause chicks is dumb.

yep, strange how hot chicks work... they eat up guys like this then can't understand why they keep getting cheated on, treated like shit, and knocked around.

no way he goes to trial with this, every lawyer in the world would tell him to take a plea deal.

he was already incarcerated in Nevada for assault, so this is his 2nd time in their courtrooms which isn't good for him.

the DA can't let him off lightly, especially after the entire story and graphic pics are everywhere online. giving him 1-10 years just isn't viable for his office.

I would guess he takes some sort of deal for anywhere from 12-19 years.

Not many posters on here know their audience better than Fatman.

Assuming an offer is made.

And boy, watching Douchenhaver swallow his words in that allocution would be fun to see. Watch him lip off to the judge once and BOOM BOOM...and extra year of aidsrape.

He now works in the fashion industry...at a Goodwill store, Ladies Dpt