Guys have unrealistic expectations and women are FORCED to conforming to a beauty standard that is unrealistic.


http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=76315851

Women got their own issues w/ body image. A big portion of them is they are too stupid to realize every photo in a magazine is photoshopped.

That chick isn't going to find a decent guy but she'll probably attract a few pedophiles. Her profile screams the she wants someone to take care of her and her kids while she sits on her ass and watches TV. My experience the more and louder a chick proclaims she loves and takes care of her kids the less true it is. That chick's kids aren't wonderful, they look like the product of several generations of inbreeding.

Where to begin...

If you believe she's 24, then the three kids means she's got one cavern of a cunt.

Is her body type undisclosed because she won't disclose it or because no one could designate it accurately without puking?

Profession = "mother" = shiftless digging layabout.

Look at that cheap fucking saggy couch... a metaphor for her life...

"Film/TV Junkie" = puts on Sesame Street (aiming high) for the kids instead of opening a book...

Oh, and she likes NCIS and NCIS: LOS ANGELES, real braintrust here...

And finally...

Q: How ambitious are you? A: Not Ambitious.

Like the site says, plenty of fish...

Well done, Avocado.

Very well done. I'm standing...well, sitting with my undisclosed body type...in awe.

If that ad was from America, you would have all kinds of miscegenation with mud skippers in the pictures.

Tatty do you get a lot of mud sharking from the white trash in your country or isn't there much opportunity to be a traitor to your race in the Great White?

The only ones in this country who would fuck her would be negroes or really wasted college students on a dare.

yes, even though we have an unbelievably small number of negroes in my country, mudsharking has become popular (esp on sites like POF). And yes, they are gross fat asses with fake hair and vile FB profiles and the men are all 'street nagger' types. The spade who slit the kid's throat from ear to ear on his prom night (Devontay, quel surprise) has a mudshark mommy. It's horrifying/fascinating watching it come to fruition over the past 20ish years

Yup, this is what I've been telling Trite on here for years. No white men give a shit about IR porn because it's just the skanks and fatties banging the bros in the first place. He jerks off thinking about how he's sticking it to whitey and whitey couldn't give a damn.

Wow.

In my early wife swapping days there was a dose of trichonosis (jondra) rampaging through our group. We all picked it up numerous times over about a year long period. Finally tracked it to this bitch that was basically barebacking everyone she came into contact with. Co- workers, pizza guys, dudes in convenience stores, the kid who mowed their lawn.

So we track our Patient Zero, it's no big deal, no harm no foul. But rather than just accepting that and moving on, she starts in on this "I didn't know I could say no" bullshit. That basically everyone raped her. And here's how fucked up the wife swapping community is...everyone ate it up like it was Gauge's asshole. Oh, you poor thing kind of shit. No matter how out of reality something is, there'll be some dickheads who will believe it.

#1) "everyone ate it up like it was Gauge's asshole." Bravo!

#2) If there is one thing bitches love as much as playing the victim, it is rallying behind a victim, even if it makes them look like fools.

Look at her list of demands versus how attractive she is.

http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/w4m/4574688553.html

How many lottery tickets does she buy a week? She truly must think she is extraordinary lucky with the extremely long shot scenario she has set up. You must be athletic and have money. I am surprised she didn't say you must look like you were Ryan Gosling's hotter younger brother.

Fun -- I want to make my girlfriends jealous.
Outgoing -- see above.
Good with kids -- I am tired of being a mother and want someone to take over the responsibility and costs of a raising a bastard child.
Caring and compassionate -- I want you to listen to all my shit in torturous detail and really seem to care about it.
Respectful -- Don't ever criticize me.
Open minded -- Do everything I say.
Loving -- Tell me how beautiful I am all the time.
Egar to please inside and outside the bedroom -- Pay for everything, and do only the sex things I want to do when I want to do them.
Built -- I want to be with an Adonis but all I bring is a potato-shaped body.
Funny -- Make fun of my friends, but never make fun of me.
Taller then 5'7" -- I am very superficial about certain male traits, but feel all men should look past a woman's physical appearance and love her soul.
Awesome personality -- Make my girlfriend's jealous
And the deal breaker... gotta have $$$$$ -- I need to eat more expensive shitty food and wear fashionable shitty clothes and really don't like actually having to work.

All I wanted was to toss some salad, and she's got a laundry list of requirments:

Fun
Outgoing
Good with kids
Althletic
Caring and compassionate
Respectful
Open minded
Loving
Egar to please inside and outside the bedroom
Built
Funny
Taller then 5'7"
Awesome personality
And the deal breaker... gotta have $$$$$

Laughable.

That whalish retard will find its match in heaven after someone compassionate burned it in an oven.

It's been flagged. She sounded right up my alley.

It was the guys too. Nothing a guy likes more is for an already fucked up bitch to think he's all sensitive to her fucked upness. Might get laid, you know. Of course I was the asshole because I thought it was a chickenshit way for her to deny responsibility and that she needed to go.

Ha Kingfish that was pretty much perfect. I gotta find some more gems with their lists of POF.

Thanks Tatty. Please cue up some more. This could be long, fun thread. The only problem I can see is if the original post goes away and people reading this thread lose the original context.

I think POF and Craigslist kill threads automatically after a certain period of time and the poster can also kill the thread. So it might be better if you can copy the info with the pictures into our thread so they last forever.

I see.

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body type....average.............

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=77443950

I guess in Ottawa, they grade body types on a curve. Is 'Average' as low as they go on POF?

How come all fat girls are "romantics"? Is it because they all read romance novels?

Another very long shot player (courtesy of PrimeD)


Trite-one can't be happy about this IR. But then again he may not care as she is a blimp. Weight: Fluffy. I like my mashed potatoes and cotton candy 'fluffy', not my broads.

That body, even if it looked all sucked in naturally, is something that science has never seen before. I'd hit it.

Apparently in every brothel there is at least one whore who will fuck anything, especially the ones the other whores consider untouchable. I think Barry fills that role here at XPT. The man who will always 'take one for the team'. Thanks, Barry.

I do it out of love.

They love dinners by candlelight...and dinners by fluorescent light, and dinners by incandescent light, and dinners by sunlight, and dinners by light sabre, and dinners by no light.

This is why I come here.

The melted gumdrop body... the scummy, shit-mottled mirror... the toilet paper on a shelf and no nearby toilet... I can't... I just can't!

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=26290840


don't do this . don't do that. bitch, we shall do what we please.

Paranoid much?

Tatty you are a contender.

So bearded, pierced, tattooed hipsters need not apply.

That thing opened it mouth again and made funny noises.

When questioning a suspect, we look for inconsistencies in the story through repetition.

Check please.

I am really turned on by the foot odor of women over the age of 25 caused by never removing their socks, but I have to draw the line for those under that age.

Do I want 'bownie' points, would they be similar to 'bowie' points.

Tatty does all Canadian white trash live in Ottawa?

there is now a TON of public housing here; mostly mudshark types or teen mommies. POF gets them. OK Cupid gets the social justice warrior pansexual lbgtgwtf ugly 'nerds' who 'love their bodies'. university town so tons of those too

Hadean. "Thanks for the fucked up name that'll trail me the rest of my life, mom. A nursing home that was on Dateline is in your future."

Hadean -- the kid must be a mudskipper. No white kid would survive with a handle like that.

You'd be surprised. Seriously.

she's meh. not pretty enough to be so cunty if you axe me...

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=62777084

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=74426078

"If what you want is sex, get away from me.
I'm not a one night stand material.
Oh.. in genreal when I see a picture on POF with a guy showing is 6 pack, I'm just clicking next."

.....uh...yeah....hot gym rats are fucking lining up for one night with you.....

I'll put this here, because it fits the best.

The one who doesn't like abs looks like the unholy spawn of David Brenner and Bill Gates. After a stroke.

Why doesn't she just cut to the chase and become her destiny: lesbian high school girls gym teacher.

Those stats seem totally legit to me.

They are likely on par with the facts you spew.