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#614668 - 07/27/14 12:29 PM I have to start regulating my masturbation ritual
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Registered: 11/04/13
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I realized last night, after no less than three hours of downloading and tube site surfing, accompanied by intermittent stroking, that it might be necessary to place some restrictions on my masturbatory habits. And though this episode was by no means typical, it happens frequently enough to compromise my daily routine and undermine my productivity. So I've resolved to limit myself to no more than 1 hour, out of every 24, of perusing sites, downloading, and stroking before either achieving gratification or quitting. And while 1 hour per day may still seem excessive, it IS remarkable how quickly time can fly while one is searching for the "perfect" FFFM foursome.
If anyone else has found it necessary to impose similar restrictions on themselves, I would be very interested to hear about their own experiences and, of course, I'll keep you all apprised of my own as dictated by your interest in the matter.

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#614671 - 07/27/14 05:41 PM Re: I have to start regulating my masturbation ritual [Re: Traveler]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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On occasion, when searching the tubes, I will say to myself, "One last page of Amateur Teen Anal clips and if nothing in there really gets me going, I'll just make a withdrawal from the spank bank. When in need, nothing will bring you to completion quicker than thoughts of hate fucking an ex.
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#614683 - 07/28/14 11:09 AM Re: I have to start regulating my masturbation ritual [Re: Jerkules]
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Registered: 01/13/07
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
On occasion, when searching the tubes, I will say to myself, "One last page of Amateur Teen Anal clips and if nothing in there really gets me going, I'll just make a withdrawal from the spank bank. When in need, nothing will bring you to completion quicker than thoughts of hate fucking an ex.


Agreed. Even better, when you have a bunch of photos.

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#614689 - 07/28/14 11:57 AM Re: I have to start regulating my masturbation ritual [Re: Traveler]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Yep.
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#614700 - 07/28/14 06:33 PM Re: I have to start regulating my masturbation ritual [Re: Traveler]
HillbillyHarry Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
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Just returned home from some long business travel and i realized my ex sent me a bday present. which is weird because she won't take my calls. to the picture bank ahoy!!!

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#614720 - 07/29/14 08:00 AM Re: I have to start regulating my masturbation ritual [Re: Traveler]
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Sighhhhh.....the reason to visit xpt. To learn how and how long others jack off ! [laughs nervously]
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#614726 - 07/29/14 10:13 AM Re: I have to start regulating my masturbation ritual [Re: Traveler]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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You wanna know how I jack off? Usually on the toilet or in the shower.
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