Bought my last bottle of Grey Goose vodka for a while. I'm trying to get off the liquor for a bit starting Monday. The half gallon bottle was so tall that it clanked off a fluorescent light when I pulled it off the shelf. I mentioned this to the cute cashier girl when she was ringing me up and suggested that they move the Grey Goose bottles elsewhere. Her reply: "Top shelf vodka is top shelf vodka." I liked that.

1, I am glad it is your last vodka bottle for awhile. not that I am against the demon drink but we all need to dry out every so often

2. "Top Shelf is Top Shelf" must continue.

weird, pretty much the same here. I'm off to the race tomorrow and then Dallas for a few days but after that no more booze. Until next summer.

i'm bombed

Two Shiner Oktobrerfest, maybe more.

Swilling cider and browning andouille for some rice and beans that'll go with the chickens I roast tomorrow while I watch the Giants lose.

I'm bombed too. Clemson just shit the bed. Had them on the ropes and shit the bed.

Some Darjeeling tea sadly, as I watch an experiment of mine run its course

BTW, what Clemson did was not "Clemsoning", which is never beating the spread. We did beat the spread but still...it hurt. The stats are ridiculous. No way this game should have been lost.

I was going to post this in the youtube music thread but felt it fit better here.

THC-laced hazelnut coffee with an 80 and a few bong rips for good measure.

I've made it sober for the last three days despite watching K-State quite literally give the game away to Auburn on Thursday and watching the Royals be unable to control their bowels Friday and Saturday. I'm not sure if my liver will make it past the Chiefs today though. Take the over on the Boulevard.

Well, I'll be damned.

Happy to be wrong about the Chiefs and as a bonus I was happy to be wrong about the Royals too (I forgot the Chiefs were playing a late game so I had a chance to watch both.) Didn't need the Boulevard after all.

Which was a good thing since I probably would have just thrown bottle after bottle at the image of Ned Yost on my TV when he had Escobar (2-2 vs Porcello already in the game and 5 for his last six overall in this series) bunt with men on first and second with no out. Never, ever, ever, ever (and I have been a Chiefs and Royals fan for 40 years) have I ever wanted a manager or head coach fired immediately. I wanted Yost fired before Aoki stepped into the batters box and I don't care if he dumb lucks his way to a World Series victory I still want him fired.

Fucker says in his pre-game TV interview that the team has to go out and play to win this game and not play not to lose this game and he does everything he can to try to settle for one run when the first two batters of an inning get on base. Textbook example of playing not to lose. Thank you Aoki for fucking up Ned's strategy with that triple.

My break from booze didn't take, so I was at a sports bar tonight for the Bears Monday Night game and we had apps and drinks and whatnot and, of course, I managed to win the last door prize: a $500 gift certificate to the bar. So we've got $400 left now after paying tonight's bill for drinks and food in the future. Lol.

I think Panzer just came in his pants.

My break from booze is still going strong.

It's been Hendricks Gin & a splash of tonic with two lime wedges once or twice a week at the most the last few months. Not even a buzz. But it is refreshing and a change from boring water all day long.

Had a vodka tom collins. something from the 50s was reaching for me.

I went to a pre-Rosh Hashana party last night, and woke up today totally sick. I'm never having an awesome night of only-deli-open-at-1am bialys and whitefish and champagne nosherei ever again.

I am not a coffee drinker, but how do you like the mixing of the two?

I really don't taste too much of a difference, but I also put a little Nestle's chocolate mix in there, the stuff you make chocolate milk with, very tasty. I don't know if my friend who made it loaded it up too much or wtf she did, or because my form of consumption is very rarely eating or drinking it, but I was zonked the fuck out. But, not sleepy blah stoned, I have a good amount of energy. I'm actually just finishing up a mug of it right now


I have a new twitter playmate possibility coming in for the weekend, she was referred by a mutual friend and we've been chatting for a little bit, so the comfort level is already pretty good. She found out yesterday that she could take off tomorrow, so she called to tell me instead of getting here friday night, she'll be here tomorrow afternoon. Shockingly, she made a point of letting me know that, a deal being a deal, she's not expecting any sort of increase on the terms. However, she's smart enough to know that, the tip structure should ensure a much better bonus for her on the back end.

Wow, I must be zooted because where did that ramble come from. Anyway, I only brought all that up to say, I'm taking it easy tonight since she's getting here tomorrow instead of Friday. My earlier game plan called for me getting fucked up tonight, but I'm chilling with the Weed coffee after a long day of making arrangements for party favors and whatnot.

I'm sorry for this post in advance. I'm not rereading it, but I have a sense it's pointless rambling rubbish

Maybe you can share some tender moments with her tonight- the true GFE. If all that comes to pass you will have to tell us at some point.

Tender moments? Doubtful but possibly a bit. Filthy fun, most definitely, and I'm usually happy to share for anyone interested.

Had a glass of Pinot Noir and a glass of Sangria last night. Didn't help my sleep.

I dunno about you, but I can either smoke or enjoy edibles but not both at the same time.

I have my own filthy fun time coming in next week but during the week. I told her I may have to work a little and she was like "yea, that;'s cool, you can just chain me up so I won't escape"

I like the idea of edibles and cooking techniques have really come a long way from brownies with barely ground trimmings. The peanut butter peanut butter cups don't taste like skunk anymore. But for whatever reason, they don't work for shit on me. But we still buy them when given a chance.

Smoke, how do you infuse coffee? Is it something you do yourself or something you get somewhere?

I can't do it, my best friend is this hippie girl who learned how to do it somewhere. The extent of my involvement is supplying the chronic and drinking the coffee.

The coffee and the edibles at the same time were great I thought. But I think I'm going to try to learn how to do the coffee, although she's around a lot, I really like this shit. Calms the preparty nerves

Probably uses a concentrate or butter. I'm sure a dab of bho will break down in hot coffee pretty easily.

I know she's made butter too, which I thought was kind of bland, almost tasteless, so maybe that's it. I'll ask.

Eating Russian food and boozing it up with Chilled_Stoli and her husband in NYC.

I'm drinking. My guys covered the spread and won and our rival lost. Got two of the three 100.00 riding lawnmowers running and ran out of time on the third. Will address third tomorrow.

I banging up against writer's block on a talk i am giving in a week. crap. i wish i could drink

1/2 leftover bottle of a Canadian (Niagara) unoaked chardonnay musque.

Share...let us help.

Pweople are horrible shits and they're horrible things awful stuff and ai Hate them a lll sometimes and I hd some wine and kiss myass!

Started early today. 21 year old blonde piece of Kentucky beautiful ass got here last night.. Showed her around the city last night while she blew me off and on as I drove. Had soso sex last night and thought I might have swung and missed with this girl.

Was woken up at 7AM and then again at 9ish, both times with her feverishly working my cock into her mouth. Went for breakfast, came home and enjoyed a nice breakfast. Being that it is raining like a motherfucker and will be all day, she suggested staying in for the afternoon. Long story short, while we "watched" Dogma and now Inglorious Bastards, she's swallowed 2 loads and wore a 3rd on her grill, demanded i finger her stinkhole while railing her from behind, and ate my asshole with the passion of a Sally Struthers kid being fed 4 pieces of rice and the skin from 1/4th of a cucumber.

we just split an green guy (80mg), which she says will make life easier on her little brown ring when I stretch it out via repeated vicious cockpunches coming up here in a little while.

I picked her up from the airport less than 24 hours ago. Good girl.

Pictures or gtfo

fights at the casino, so ill be drunk at some point.

Sorry bud, that's not my call, it's hers. I've been vouched for before, if you don't believe me, I'm not concerned about it. I'm not bragging. I pay them, a good chunk of change. It's not my charming nature that gets me these hot young sluts. If folks don't like or don't want to hear my stories, which are all 100% fact, then I'll stop telling them. No biggie. I've gotten a good response though, for the most part.

The worst part is, I have the pics. But I get them because they tend to trust me. I'm not trying to fuck that up.

Just a few beers tonight. Change of pace from the liver rape I've been committing for the last few months.

Smokey is beyond solid. I can't tell you what Im not supposed to know nor would I do the same... Type thing.

fucked up. stumbled across a girl ive been fucking....

three beers:just to summon up the courage.

Another Twinkistan native ya think?

most definitely.:)

Took Benzedrex, which is touted as an OTC version of Adderall. It's okay, nothing special.

^^^ Might as well go the the pharmacy and ask for some of the old, good Sudafed. You're allowed to get a certain amount every so often, but you'll have to show ID. It's to prevent people from getting enough to cook meth. Anyway, you can crush them and snort them for a pick me up. I learned this last year when I was dating a pharmacy tech. You can also get some cough syrup with codeine, but it's got the same type of restriction of only so much so often.

Yeah. I get the box of 6hr sudafed. 96 - 30mg tablets. I'm sensitive to uppers, so they treat me well. I don't sniff em though. Pop one on my way into work on days where my ass is dragging.

Used to have to sign a book for the sudafed. Now they shoot the digital code on yer license and make you sign a credit card pad. I guess that goes right to a central database and keeps a cook from hitting a dozen pharmacies in a day.

My 3rd hand meth connection says it is so tough now that if ya wanna buy meth, ya gotta bring boxes of 24hr sudafed. It is like a core trade on a master cylinder.