#1) "everyone ate it up like it was Gauge's asshole." Bravo!
#2) If there is one thing bitches love as much as playing the victim, it is rallying behind a victim, even if it makes them look like fools.
It was the guys too. Nothing a guy likes more is for an already fucked up bitch to think he's all sensitive to her fucked upness. Might get laid, you know. Of course I was the asshole because I thought it was a chickenshit way for her to deny responsibility and that she needed to go.