All I wanted was to toss some salad, and she's got a laundry list of requirments:

Fun
Outgoing
Good with kids
Althletic
Caring and compassionate
Respectful
Open minded
Loving
Egar to please inside and outside the bedroom
Built
Funny
Taller then 5'7"
Awesome personality
And the deal breaker... gotta have $$$$$