How many lottery tickets does she buy a week? She truly must think she is extraordinary lucky with the extremely long shot scenario she has set up. You must be athletic and have money. I am surprised she didn't say you must look like you were Ryan Gosling's hotter younger brother.

Fun -- I want to make my girlfriends jealous.
Outgoing -- see above.
Good with kids -- I am tired of being a mother and want someone to take over the responsibility and costs of a raising a bastard child.
Caring and compassionate -- I want you to listen to all my shit in torturous detail and really seem to care about it.
Respectful -- Don't ever criticize me.
Open minded -- Do everything I say.
Loving -- Tell me how beautiful I am all the time.
Egar to please inside and outside the bedroom -- Pay for everything, and do only the sex things I want to do when I want to do them.
Built -- I want to be with an Adonis but all I bring is a potato-shaped body.
Funny -- Make fun of my friends, but never make fun of me.
Taller then 5'7" -- I am very superficial about certain male traits, but feel all men should look past a woman's physical appearance and love her soul.
Awesome personality -- Make my girlfriend's jealous
And the deal breaker... gotta have $$$$$ -- I need to eat more expensive shitty food and wear fashionable shitty clothes and really don't like actually having to work.