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#598835 - 09/15/13 04:52 PM
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Mr Horton, did Fartz PM you the pics of his copius caca?
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#598840 - 09/15/13 05:06 PM
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Damn. This has skidded off the rails.
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#598841 - 09/15/13 05:07 PM
Re: Taking A Shit: The Thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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Mr Horton, did Fartz PM you the pics of his copius caca? No, he did not PM me, but he did PM your mom with the pics of his copius caca.
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#598845 - 09/15/13 05:17 PM
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What's the current weight?
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#598848 - 09/15/13 05:24 PM
Re: Taking A Shit: The Thread
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I have been to the bathroom a harrowing eight times since my last post and there doesn't seem to be an end in sight. Dear God, what have I wrought? You are living through the old joke about who is king of the body: brain, heart or asshole. As always the asshole is king.
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#598849 - 09/15/13 05:29 PM
Re: Taking A Shit: The Thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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I have been to the bathroom a harrowing eight times since my last post and there doesn't seem to be an end in sight. Dear God, what have I wrought? Maybe you should put a buttplug there for a while and see if it stops.
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#598851 - 09/15/13 05:36 PM
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What's the current weight? I ate a large dinner, so the weight would be inaccurate at this point. I'd say I probably dropped another pound or so. I've never been that backed up in my life. I usually ignore side effects when I take meds, but now I know, opiate constipation is serious fucking business.
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#598854 - 09/15/13 06:28 PM
Re: Taking A Shit: The Thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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What's the current weight? I ate a large dinner, so the weight would be inaccurate at this point. I'd say I probably dropped another pound or so. I've never been that backed up in my life. I usually ignore side effects when I take meds, but now I know, opiate constipation is serious fucking business. I'm eating 3x McDoubles and champagne cola.
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#598857 - 09/15/13 06:37 PM
Re: Taking A Shit: The Thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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Pop a couple Norco for seven days straight and see how that works out for ya'. What kind of tooth problems did you have?
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#598858 - 09/15/13 06:40 PM
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#598861 - 09/15/13 06:45 PM
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Dude, never pop unfamiliar pills without consulting XPT.
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#598863 - 09/15/13 06:48 PM
Re: Taking A Shit: The Thread
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#598864 - 09/15/13 06:50 PM
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#598867 - 09/15/13 06:56 PM
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metamucil and stool softener ought to do the trick, along with plenty of water. That'll get the machinery going.
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#598872 - 09/15/13 07:26 PM
Re: Taking A Shit: The Thread
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That's a lot. The doc couldn't root-canal them? Root canals and porcelain crowns would have ran me about four times what extractions and fakes would have cost with about an eight year outlook. It was more financially feasable to just do away with them. I was not blessed with good dental health, unfortunately. I fucked up in my early twenties by spending all my cash on drugs and neglecting my dental health. Sleep grinding, sugary drinks, a toungue piercing, and bad inherited enamel was the death of my teefs. On top of that, when my wisdoms came in, they came in at an angle and pushed my other teeth against each other further complicating things. Instead of seeing a dentist, i would just pop about nine ibuprofen and deal with the pain. If I could rewind time, I would have definitely done things differently, but my shit has been brittle since I was a kid. My dad and sister's grills also fell apart at an early age.
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#598875 - 09/15/13 07:33 PM
Re: Taking A Shit: The Thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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That's a lot. The doc couldn't root-canal them? Root canals and porcelain crowns would have ran me about four times what extractions and fakes would have cost with about an eight year outlook. It was more financially feasable to just do away with them. I was not blessed with good dental health, unfortunately. I fucked up in my early twenties by spending all my cash on drugs and neglecting my dental health. Sleep grinding, sugary drinks, a toungue piercing, and bad inherited enamel was the death of my teefs. On top of that, when my wisdoms came in, they came in at an angle and oushed my other teeth against each other further complicating things. I had a lot of dental work done too couple of years ago since I was afraid of the dentist [when I was a kid at pre-school, a dentist came to pre-school and I was 1 of the unlucky 3 that were chosen for mandatory dental work, and I did not liked that]. That happened in Soviet Union in 1990. The dentist was some village lady who probably operated a drill press or jack hammer. Russian dentists give good discounts for cash. There is even "underground" lab in my area. It looks like normal house, but in the garage and behind it, there's a whole dental lab with technician that casts porcelain crowns and a dentist who installs them. I gotta go and have my teeth caped sometime, because I don't think that temporary crown will last much longer [been 5 or so months since it was put-on].
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#598878 - 09/15/13 07:43 PM
Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread?
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I'll prolly just bust out a stool softener or something or another. Back when I used to audit for Walgreens, a co-worker and friend came running into my aisle excited to show me some shit he found counting the drug wall. I can't remember the name of the product, but underneath the brand name, it was described as "bowel evacuant" and was some shit you were supposed to take before surgery. We thought that was pretty damn funny. Maybe I'll hit up walmart after work and see if I can find some and report later with the results.
One consequence of this stoppage is that my farts are insanely deadly lately and could possibly peel the paint off of walls. I guess this is probably due to the fact that they have to work their way past a work week of dumps on their way out. It's gonna be a fun night boys and girls. pretty much everything i ate from 1 to 6 pm my time has put me in the same situation minus the stoppage. fucken doom on nfl sundays.
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#598879 - 09/15/13 07:45 PM
Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread?
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I'll prolly just bust out a stool softener or something or another. Back when I used to audit for Walgreens, a co-worker and friend came running into my aisle excited to show me some shit he found counting the drug wall. I can't remember the name of the product, but underneath the brand name, it was described as "bowel evacuant" and was some shit you were supposed to take before surgery. We thought that was pretty damn funny. Maybe I'll hit up walmart after work and see if I can find some and report later with the results.
One consequence of this stoppage is that my farts are insanely deadly lately and could possibly peel the paint off of walls. I guess this is probably due to the fact that they have to work their way past a work week of dumps on their way out. It's gonna be a fun night boys and girls. pretty much everything i ate from 1 to 6 pm my time has put me in the same situation minus the stoppage. fucken doom on nfl sundays. I never have constipated bowels.
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#598884 - 09/15/13 08:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Eat some bad fish like I did the other day and cramp your colon out. Been sick all fucking day. I'll take the gout over that ugly black chick. Beer is a major NO when you got uric acid buildup. Hillbilly beliefs notwithstanding. Twould seem some yankees on here don't know shit from apple butter.
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#598891 - 09/15/13 08:42 PM
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my statement stands...beer and black bitches equal an unhealthy bdm.
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#598927 - 09/16/13 08:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Haha cant say I disagree. I do like certain varieties of both though.
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#598964 - 09/16/13 11:02 PM
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500 classic Chevys being auctioned in Nebraska http://autos.yahoo.com/news/nearly-500-classic-chevy-found-nebraska-181608803.htmlHere is the amazing part: His dealership didn’t sell any trade-ins and bought its inventory outright. He kept any unsold inventory and stored it, along with any cars he thought would have long-term value. That is old time biddness. No credit, just "Here is your money, now I'll go make mine." Dude operated like that from the 40's to the 90's.
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#599009 - 09/17/13 11:57 PM
Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread?
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#599024 - 09/18/13 10:44 AM
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#599102 - 09/19/13 06:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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His mom 40 years ago. He's an asshole baby.
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#599109 - 09/19/13 07:13 PM
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My BlackBerry used to be in sych with my laptop on XPT. Now, with the Android, I'll read a bunch on the phone, then hop on the laptop 2 hours later and it won't recognize I already read shit. Efficiency is gone.
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#599110 - 09/19/13 07:15 PM
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Manually resync and check your sync settings.
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#599174 - 09/20/13 08:02 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Grand Theft Auto 5 has been out for three days and has made a BILLION dollars. Biggest launch in entertainment history. Books, movies, games, etc. I seriously hope Hollywood takes notes here and understands that strong investments and creative freedom can be quite profitable. Maybe we can stop getting remakes of crappy old television shows and movies that already came out and start getting new, interesting movies. With our luck, Hollywood will probably look at this, not see the forest for the trees, and figure that it's time for a Grand Theft Auto movie. Damn Jews will never learn. Isn't Too Fast and the Furious franchise is the movie version of GTA?
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#599175 - 09/20/13 08:22 PM
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Isn't Too Fast and the Furious franchise is the movie version of GTA? Whoever's hacking Panzer this week sounds more like El Glorioso. Nonetheless, he's correct.
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#599181 - 09/20/13 11:28 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Naw, the fast and the douchiest is more like need for speed: the movie. It seems like GTA would be impossible to convert to film, but I wouldn't put it past Hollywood to try. I mean, we did get Hansel and Gretel: warriors of the armageddon or whatever the fuck that silly shit was. I mean, Pirates of The Caribbean was based on a goddamn themepark ride for fuck's sake. I really don't want to get started on how disgusted I've been with movies since they decided that originality took a backseat to Jersey Shore and focus groups. They gotta do it in a way so it pleases the rating boards so a PG-13 rating would be granted so schoolings would also have a way to buy a ticket.
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#599193 - 09/21/13 01:05 AM
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Well goddamn. I had quite literallly just pressed play on some random asian anal title when the transformer in front of the house exploded with a ginormous boom and blacked out several blocks. As a side note, pissing by cellphone light is a good way to remind yourself to buy fucking candles every time you move.
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#599194 - 09/21/13 01:10 AM
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Well goddamn. I had quite literallly just pressed play on some random asian anal title when the transformer in front of the house exploded with a ginormous boom and blacked out several blocks. As a side note, pissing by cellphone light is a good way to remind yourself to buy fucking candles every time you move. Get yourself one of those Rayovac LED lanterns.
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#599195 - 09/21/13 04:32 AM
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For emergency lighting I used some LED solar garden lights I got super cheap at Walmart. They were $4 for 8 of them. They come with a rechargeable AA battery, but I just replace with a regular Duracell. They worked great during Sandy last year.
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#599199 - 09/21/13 06:54 AM
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Naw, the fast and the douchiest is more like need for speed: the movie. It seems like GTA would be impossible to convert to film, but I wouldn't put it past Hollywood to try. I mean, we did get Hansel and Gretel: warriors of the armageddon or whatever the fuck that silly shit was. I mean, Pirates of The Caribbean was based on a goddamn themepark ride for fuck's sake. I really don't want to get started on how disgusted I've been with movies since they decided that originality took a backseat to Jersey Shore and focus groups. They gotta do it in a way so it pleases the rating boards so a PG-13 rating would be granted so schoolings would also have a way to buy a ticket. That may be the most sensical thing you've ever posted ever.
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#599202 - 09/21/13 09:01 AM
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How can you have beating a hooker to death to get your money back and be PG-13?
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#599214 - 09/21/13 11:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
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For emergency lighting I used some LED solar garden lights I got super cheap at Walmart. They were $4 for 8 of them. They come with a rechargeable AA battery, but I just replace with a regular Duracell. They worked great during Sandy last year. Dude now that is a damned good idea.
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#599217 - 09/21/13 11:24 AM
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I had 2 boxes sitting on a shelf in the garage. They work for days on a single battery. Mom hung 2 on the chandelier so she could read at night.
You could probably check Walmart now, because all the lawn and garden shit should be on clearance.
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#599229 - 09/21/13 01:37 PM
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How can you have beating a hooker to death to get your money back and be PG-13? Hooker's death occurs off-camera. The miscreant who beat her ends up eating lead in several calibers before the game is over.
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#599231 - 09/21/13 03:08 PM
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For emergency lighting I used some LED solar garden lights I got super cheap at Walmart. They were $4 for 8 of them. They come with a rechargeable AA battery, but I just replace with a regular Duracell. They worked great during Sandy last year. Which ones? Got a link or pic?
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#599233 - 09/21/13 04:05 PM
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For emergency lighting I used some LED solar garden lights I got super cheap at Walmart. They were $4 for 8 of them. They come with a rechargeable AA battery, but I just replace with a regular Duracell. They worked great during Sandy last year. Which ones? Got a link or pic? They sell them everyone. Its those lights that you stick it in the ground.
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#599237 - 09/21/13 04:14 PM
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So it could be used as a torch in case a local doktor creates life from a bunch of parts?
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