Where to begin...

If you believe she's 24, then the three kids means she's got one cavern of a cunt.

Is her body type undisclosed because she won't disclose it or because no one could designate it accurately without puking?

Profession = "mother" = shiftless digging layabout.

Look at that cheap fucking saggy couch... a metaphor for her life...

"Film/TV Junkie" = puts on Sesame Street (aiming high) for the kids instead of opening a book...

Oh, and she likes NCIS and NCIS: LOS ANGELES, real braintrust here...

And finally...

Q: How ambitious are you? A: Not Ambitious.

Like the site says, plenty of fish...