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#613961 - 07/15/14 05:57 AM Thoughts on turning 46
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Yesterday I turned 46. 4 + 6 = 10, so I'm a perfect 10.

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#613962 - 07/15/14 07:06 AM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Since you are so old, you should amp up the creep factor for your videos. Grow a mustache, color your it and your hair shoe polish black, then try to only bang barely legals.

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#613963 - 07/15/14 07:22 AM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Now that I'm becoming a crotchety connoisseur, I'm finding more porn less interesting. Gimme amateur stuff that's real, not the fake stuff. (Fully understanding that my content is not at all interesting to most people.)

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#613966 - 07/15/14 07:53 AM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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I'll be 60 in just few days. You're catching up with me baldy.
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#613971 - 07/15/14 09:06 AM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Bluecipher Offline
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BI approaching 50s. Soon a whole generation of potential oral sluts will be safe from the Mustard-Walled Dungeon.
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#613973 - 07/15/14 09:16 AM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Willie D Offline

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4 x 6 = 24 = Brandonna Irons' IQ.

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#613975 - 07/15/14 10:02 AM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Then go get those amateurs, BI!
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#613978 - 07/15/14 11:17 AM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I'm looking for volunteers at this point.

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#613979 - 07/15/14 11:19 AM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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How old is your Herpes?
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#613981 - 07/15/14 12:57 PM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I don't own any Hermes.


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#613982 - 07/15/14 01:07 PM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Fiend2 Offline
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Registered: 05/23/13
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How old is your HERPES?
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#613984 - 07/15/14 01:18 PM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Look, I'm a male model. I don't wear knockoff products. Yes, I like Hermes. They do forward-thinking fashion. I don't know the line you are speaking of.

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#613990 - 07/15/14 01:43 PM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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happy birthday Brandon. you're a bad motherfucker. thanks for all the laughs and of course, go fuck yourself.
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#613994 - 07/15/14 02:03 PM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Is it too much for a man to ask to never have to go to work, stay at home, wake up when he likes, get head from as many different women as he would like to enjoy, suck toes, lick ass, read some books, travel a few times per year, and make every day a Saturday?

I wanted it when I was 18. I still want it now.

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#613996 - 07/15/14 02:35 PM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
artwilliams Offline
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Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 447
Happy Birthday to a fellow Canadian. I'll leave the verbal slams to the others. This thread has made me chuckle.

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#614004 - 07/15/14 08:24 PM Re: Thoughts on turning 46 [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Is it too much for a man to ask to never have to go to work, stay at home, wake up when he likes, get head from as many different women as he would like to enjoy, suck toes, lick ass, read some books, travel a few times per year, and make every day a Saturday?

I wanted it when I was 18. I still want it now.


This is why I don't have the BI hated so many do. He's living his dream on his own terms...more or less. Good for you, dude.
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