I've mentioned this before but it merits repeating. I do not want to see a chick licking some guy's asshole. Sure, it's great when it's my asshole, but when I look at a chick licking a guy's asshole, I'm forced to look at some guy's hairy asshole. Why the fuck would I want to do that? Thank god for the fast forward feature.
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"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."