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#613083 - 06/28/14 09:50 AM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: artwilliams]
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Just so you know it doesn't count as cannibalism if you're only swallowing my cum. You're desire to eat Knox semen is apparent in your writing. With sculpted legs like that, so tone and muscular, I completely understand.

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#613090 - 06/28/14 12:31 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: RyanKnox]
Smokezilla Offline
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Registered: 06/16/14
Posts: 362
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The problem may be you not being able to get an erection eliminates your ability to provide him any jizz to cannibalize. Or not. Broccoli.
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#613095 - 06/28/14 03:51 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: artwilliams]
RyanKnox Offline
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Huh?

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#613153 - 06/29/14 08:49 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: artwilliams]
fourfooteleven Offline
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Registered: 12/17/07
Posts: 9
Can't believe nobody has mentioned those ridiculous motorized dildo scenes, grannies, or farthammer.

Some of the best? Breakin em in, girlsdoporn, and anything with Aubrey Adams!

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#613154 - 06/29/14 09:04 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: LouCypher]
earthwindfire Offline
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Registered: 09/18/12
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Caption contest?





Faces of Derision


fucks sake... i know its a beat horse but that pic is right up there with some of the saddest sickest shit i've seen. i hope ryan is in a better place now..free of the demons and all.


Serious question....

Was this guy some sort of "rib" on the porn industry? I just don't see how anyone would have given him work other than to make a joke of porn mopes as some sort of parody.

Every male porn performer that has over 100 scenes has at least one thing going for them (looks, body, cock , cum shot, staying power, etc), but this guy had none of those things.


Edited by earthwindfire (06/29/14 09:07 PM)

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#613158 - 06/29/14 09:26 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: artwilliams]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
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He's got gumption, dammit!
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#613163 - 06/29/14 10:12 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: Steezo]
Smokezilla Offline
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And ED
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#613201 - 06/30/14 06:57 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: fourfooteleven]
LouCypher Offline
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Originally Posted By: fourfooteleven
Can't believe nobody has mentioned those ridiculous motorized dildo scenes, grannies, or farthammer.

Some of the best? Breakin em in, girlsdoporn, and anything with Aubrey Adams!


good question years ago but like I said, beat horse.
Wishing nothing but the best for today's Ryan Knox.
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#613234 - 07/01/14 02:43 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: artwilliams]
RyanKnox Offline
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I'm flattered.

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#613237 - 07/01/14 03:30 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: RyanKnox]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
I'm flaccid.


Fixed.
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#613403 - 07/05/14 09:01 AM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: artwilliams]
RyanKnox Offline
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Originality is where it counts the most. You just don't have it kid.

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#613407 - 07/05/14 10:26 AM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: artwilliams]
Jerkules Offline
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Each Mod is allowed one pet tard, don't become mine.
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#613432 - 07/05/14 09:34 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: artwilliams]
RyanKnox Offline
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Not a chance.

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#613776 - 07/11/14 07:16 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: artwilliams]
Statik Offline
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Registered: 07/10/14
Posts: 32
Loc: Northwest Livin
Why the fuck is ball beating a fucking thing in porn seriously who thought that was a good fucking idea.
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#613781 - 07/11/14 08:27 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: Statik]
HillbillyHarry Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
Originally Posted By: Statik
Why the fuck is ball beating a fucking thing in porn seriously who thought that was a good fucking idea.
women with an axe to grind? or men who hate themselves?


Edited by HillbillyHarry (07/11/14 08:28 PM)

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#613784 - 07/11/14 09:15 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: artwilliams]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Watched a dude in an old dirty John Deere ballcap get cock/ ball torture at an s/m party. We went with 2 other couples and were sort of hanging out in the playroom. This cat and the hostess came in and she started going to work on him. It didn't look fun.
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#613791 - 07/11/14 09:48 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: artwilliams]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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I'll never forget the episode of HBO's G-String Divas (great gogo bar, awesome Friday Happy Hour buffet, nice pool tables. RIP) where they filmed some schmuck in the couch dance tipping the whore to knee him in the junk, repeatedly. I think that was in pre-Viagra days, so I thought at the time "self loathing for a dick that don't work."
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#613820 - 07/12/14 10:19 AM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Statik Offline
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Registered: 07/10/14
Posts: 32
Loc: Northwest Livin
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Watched a dude in an old dirty John Deere ballcap get cock/ ball torture at an s/m party. We went with 2 other couples and were sort of hanging out in the playroom. This cat and the hostess came in and she started going to work on him. It didn't look fun.


That's one step below the BME Pain Olympics.
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#613830 - 07/12/14 02:07 PM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: artwilliams]
Bluecipher Offline
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Masochists must have deadened nerve endings
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#613859 - 07/13/14 02:10 AM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: Bluecipher]
Uncle Joe Offline
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#613864 - 07/13/14 08:40 AM Re: Porn You Just Don't Get ... [Re: artwilliams]
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
go back to Russia you filthy tranny fucker. We know you rape little children in Central Park every Saturday night.

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