The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He makes me lie down in green pastures.
He leads me beside still waters. He restores my soul.
He leads me in paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

The 'ho is my mistress; I shall have it all.
She makes me lie down in silk sheets.
She leads me beside 100mg of Viagra. She restores my wood.
She leads me in the paths of perdition for her pussy's sake.