What goes up must come down.
What goes up must take Viagara.


The early bird gets the worm.
The early bird gets herpes.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.
Sticks and stones may prolapse my rectum.

If God had wanted man to fly he would have given him wings.
If God had wanted man to fly he would have given him Xanex.
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules