"If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again."
is now
"If at first you don't succeed, try again with lube and weed."

"You gotcha psalms and ya John 3:16, well Austin 3:16 says I just whipped yer ass."
is now
"You got yer psalms and yer John 3:16, well Chastity Lynn 3:16 says I just licked yer ass."

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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral