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#612655 - 06/21/14 11:11 AM The Iron Can't Lose
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Thank you, Lionel Messi!
Argentina 1 - Iran 0


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#612679 - 06/21/14 08:46 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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the odds were?. on the bet, not you.
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#612681 - 06/21/14 08:54 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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He'd have made a bundle if he'd bet Ghana tying with the Krauts.
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#612684 - 06/21/14 10:02 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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shit... that happened?. We(the us )needed Germany to win, yes?.

if there's any future for kickball in the US we should treat it like cycling/tour de France and that means applying any and all developing technology to cheat like motherfuckers.
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#612687 - 06/21/14 10:15 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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full contact soccer, on the field not in the stands.
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#612688 - 06/21/14 11:40 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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The Irons always loses, because it has to fix his herpes every two weeks. Wibby said so.



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#612699 - 06/22/14 06:27 AM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
The Irons always loses, because it has to fix his herpes every two weeks. Wibby said so.


I'd refer you to FLOP #1, but I know her to be honest to the point of annoyance.
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#612723 - 06/22/14 12:17 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
the odds were?. on the bet, not you.


I'm not sure, to be honest. I know Argentina was favoured. Will report back with my meagre winnings. I like the atmosphere of the clientele in the bookmakers here in Dublin: a bunch of sad sack, single-but-not-ready-to-mingle types in need of a longshot win. It's like being on a Baker's Dozen set all over again.

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#612725 - 06/22/14 12:21 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Argentina takes their meat seriously. I just found out it's the only country in the world where McDonald's cooks their burgers on a grill.
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#612748 - 06/22/14 07:41 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
the odds were?. on the bet, not you.


I'm not sure, to be honest. I know Argentina was favoured. Will report back with my meagre winnings. I like the atmosphere of the clientele in the bookmakers here in Dublin: a bunch of sad sack, single-but-not-ready-to-mingle types in need of a longshot win. It's like being on a Baker's Dozen set all over again.


good call Bi. speaking of sad sack longshot types...seen this?.
i know they're not irish..but close.




we need a documentary thread btw...
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#612765 - 06/22/14 11:34 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: LouCypher]
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Funny you should link to that one. Yes, I have seen it. Great stuff! Just watched another episode of Vice that featured a story on heroin addicts in Iran. Shane Smith and his reporters do good work.

I also recommend Ross Kemp's series on youtube. He goes to the seediest places.

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#612781 - 06/23/14 12:50 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Bad day at the office


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#612797 - 06/23/14 05:54 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Traveler]
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Originally Posted By: Traveler
Originally Posted By: Willie D
The Irons always loses, because it has to fix his herpes every two weeks. Wibby said so.


I'd refer you to FLOP #1, but I know her to be honest to the point of annoyance.


Seems only appropriate to use a FLOP acronym in a thread that has anything to do with soccer.
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#612836 - 06/24/14 01:36 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I exchanged my betting chit for cold, hard cash today, profiting to the tune of 1.25 euros. That's a 12.5% return on my money in a day. Many on Wall Street can't match that. Now, who wants me to invest on their behalf? Anyone??

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#613094 - 06/28/14 03:27 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Oops! I did it again.


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#613099 - 06/28/14 07:05 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Was there a line? or was it straight up?

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#613117 - 06/28/14 10:11 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Sir, I use an octopus to make my picks. I don't know the intricacies of betting.

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#613182 - 06/30/14 09:10 AM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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My 10 euros on Colombia was turned into 20. I will now let members of the board make my next wager for me. There are all sorts of parlays available at the bookmakers over here.

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#613183 - 06/30/14 09:53 AM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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10,000 euros on USMNT over Belgium. Thank me later

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#613187 - 06/30/14 10:36 AM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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As a lover of Leffe beer, I cannot take that bet in good conscience. I'm going for Belgium.

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#613203 - 06/30/14 07:10 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
As a lover of Leffe beer, I cannot take that bet in good conscience. I'm going for Belgium.


I came here to say this. Any country that serves Heineken Pilsner is worth betting on..
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#613210 - 07/01/14 01:22 AM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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It's funny how the US has the "World" Series in baseball but doesn't play any other countries. The soccer team is having a good run but it's time for them to step aside and lose.

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#613217 - 07/01/14 11:05 AM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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What's this, a Canadian talking soccer smack? That's equivalent to a Guatemalan talking hockey smack.
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#613222 - 07/01/14 11:46 AM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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They are allowed to talk soccer smack only because their Governor General has them on a longish leash.
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#613231 - 07/01/14 01:32 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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OK. Canada did not even qualify for the World Cup. I'm as angry as you are about it. I lashed out in a moment of rage. All will be set right soon enough. Go Belgium!

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#613232 - 07/01/14 01:52 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Damned beaver-banging canuck is a Red Devil in disguise.
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#613233 - 07/01/14 02:33 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Brandon could play Tyrion Lannister in "Not Game of Thrones".

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#613235 - 07/01/14 03:01 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I could use the work. My main income comes from World Cup betting.

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#613261 - 07/02/14 09:02 AM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: artxmaverick]
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Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
10,000 euros on USMNT over Belgium. Thank me later


I made your bet for you but only covered the first 10 euros. Let me know how you want to settle up.

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#613268 - 07/02/14 06:19 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Happy belated canaduh day you fucking twerp. What does a case of muscle milk and growth hormones go for in the land of maple leafs these days? At least your health care system lets you have access to affordable valtrex.
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#613269 - 07/02/14 06:48 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I am happy to be in Ireland, thank you very much. Clue #1 was the "Pat Toolan Bookmaker" betting slip. Clue #2 was the "Paddy Power" betting slip. Clue #3 was that the bets were in euros. Clue #4 was....ah, fuck it. You're clueless.

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#613363 - 07/04/14 03:16 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I don't know what's so complicated about this betting stuff. I bet. I win. Simple.



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#613370 - 07/04/14 04:45 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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BI, how do we know that these aren't hedges and that you're not actually losing money on the losing bets that you aren't showing us?


Edited by NitneLiun (07/04/14 04:45 PM)
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#613378 - 07/04/14 08:17 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Who are you liking for the Dubai Hackey Sack Invitational in September?
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#613393 - 07/05/14 01:29 AM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: NitneLiun]
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BI, how do we know that these aren't hedges and that you're not actually losing money on the losing bets that you aren't showing us?


I could start posting them in advance. I have a fiver on Holland to beat Costa Rica today. Yes, it's small time betting but it makes these damn matches more interesting to watch. I'm giving my time and want a return.

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#613394 - 07/05/14 01:30 AM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Who are you liking for the Dubai Hackey Sack Invitational in September?


I'm not into sack hacking. Did you see where that got Steve Driver?

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#613399 - 07/05/14 08:05 AM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Go with Rhonda Rousey tonight. You probably only make 35cents on the dollar, but it should be easy money.
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#613416 - 07/05/14 11:09 AM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Yep, I agree. Still, I can't wait to see who beats Rousey in the octogon for the first time. Someone will do it.

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#613435 - 07/05/14 11:24 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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dana is going to have to bring in cyborg or a newly chopped dude to beat Ronda. he was pissy in the post fight interview tonight. welcome to the law of diminishing returns dude.
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#613442 - 07/06/14 07:44 AM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Cyborg gonna have to go off the juice and starve for a couple months to make 135. Would be her biggest payday ever, so she should, but I wouldn't expect much out of her in a fight at that weight.
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#613463 - 07/06/14 12:19 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Good for Rousey to keep doing her thing and winning. She's a champ.

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#613464 - 07/06/14 12:49 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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She's not just doing her thing. She just proved females have knockout power.
that's been debated for a long time. Ronda is a bad bitch.
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#613466 - 07/06/14 12:59 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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More knock out power than them lil 155 and under dudes.
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#613470 - 07/06/14 02:06 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Kudos to her for not relying on her arm bar and to show a new facet to her game.

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#613480 - 07/06/14 07:28 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Jerkules]
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More knock out power than them lil 155 and under dudes.


mighty mouse would fuck up anyone reading this. including warmachine. fact.

don't worry yourselves with weight levels. think about technique, striking, and ufc rating.
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#613481 - 07/06/14 07:34 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Kudos to her for not relying on her arm bar and to show a new facet to her game.


lets not dana white this. washerface was a joke. if she wasn't the arm bar would be news today. ronda has run the ufc and good for her. there simply isn't a ladys fight club just yet.
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#613488 - 07/06/14 07:48 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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3 finishes in his last 13 fights from UFC & WEC, only 1 of em a KO.

I'd rather they just have MMA midgets.
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#613491 - 07/06/14 08:58 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I'd watch that.
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#613592 - 07/08/14 03:06 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Edited by artxmaverick (07/08/14 03:07 PM)

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#613595 - 07/08/14 06:07 PM Re: The Iron Can't Lose [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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That would be like Tranzer fucking a brazilian shemale 5 times in the ass, jizzing her shithole 5 times in a half hour, then taking another 60 minutes to get off the last shot.

But he still got AIDS.

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