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#604575 - 01/11/14 09:46 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
Jerkules Offline
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#604578 - 01/11/14 09:57 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore.

BTW, Jenna Jameson's son is named Jimmy Crack Corn.

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#604580 - 01/11/14 10:01 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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#604581 - 01/11/14 10:03 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
Jerkules Offline
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Gaddamit Willie! My email got blowed up from everyone reporting your post. Scared the shit outta my kid, cause the fuckin thing kept going and going while he was playing Angry Birds.

NO KID'S NAMES!
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#604587 - 01/11/14 11:22 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: christianxxx]
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Originally Posted By: christianxxx
what is the syndrome/disorder for losing a logic debate and resorting to humor/insults to deflect the fact you lost said debate?

i know you are trolling me to say that I have not 1 but 2 BAs, but I am not falling for that bait either lol


LIve and let live. The message remains the same.
I don't know what a BA is and I don't troll or post under any other name.

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#604589 - 01/11/14 12:04 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron

I don't know what a BA is and I don't troll or post under any other name.


A BA is a Bachelor of Arts Degree. A long way to say "toilet paper".

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#604596 - 01/11/14 01:07 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Got it. I still have no clue what he is talking about.

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#604609 - 01/11/14 03:01 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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The Orificium - Pilot Episode

It's about whores' holes and follows this index.











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#604610 - 01/11/14 03:02 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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#604824 - 01/15/14 03:41 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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There's a supporter of The Rob Black Show, apparently in a wheelchair, "reporting" from the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2014.



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Cripple Dan Update from 2014 AVN Vegas
Mike Kulich not a friend of The Rob Black Show

1/15/2014 14:45 PM PST

--Rob Black

Cripple Dan sends us a big shout out from Vegas at the AVN show and here's his first report.

"Wondering if the porn performers came in on the same plane or if they chartered a plane, because they all arrived at the same time. I will always have a special place in my heart for the Sands, but The Hard Rock serves drinks must faster than The Venetian. I am already shitfaced and have spent the last hour speaking my girlfriend's college paper into her iPhone 5. I still think cellphones are gay, though."

"Across from The Pink Taco, I have my very own crippled bathroom. iPhone detected my speech of cripple as purple, so that means it's gay. My bathroom is huge. I can comfortably fit 4 BBW's and a deli tray, along with a camera and tripod."

"This year at the registration, the people for the most part know how to use the equipment. They did forget to give us a wristband, though. They're running on half mongoloid this year which is an improvement. I think I saw Mike Kulich. I was going to introduce myself, but his demeanor instantly changed, causing me to refrain from doing so. Rob, are you cool with that dude or no? Is he going to hate me from association right off the bat? Let me know this shit. Maybe he just doesn't like cripples. I don't blame the guy."

Signed,

Cripple Dan

Cripple Dan. Yeah, Mike Kulich definitely doesn't like us because I call him a bitch punk. So you might have to be clued in that he listens to the show, I know he does on a regular basis and I'm definitely sure he knows who Cripple Dan is. And if he sees you and your badge says actually says Cripple Dan, he for sure 100% knows that you're the same Cripple Dan that Rob Black talks about on his show. So yes, he probably won't like you that much because you are part of The Rob Black Show.

So there is your information about Mike Kulich. He's definitely not someone who likes The Rob Black Show.

That is your Cripple Dan update. I'm sure he'll be checking in from time to time.

That's it. There's your porn industry. That's all we got so far.

Today the AVN show starts which is fucking garbage for a bunch of fucking losers who will be running around looking like assfucks. At the end of the day everybody is going up there, pissing all their money away.

The great thing about the AVN show is everybody starts out all happy and go lucky. Then about midnight after the awards show, they realize that they just spent four days burning through all of their money, snorting blow, now they got no work and no money. They got nothing. Not even a piece of shitty plastic from AVN to take home.

So everyday we're gonna laugh and laugh and laugh.

If you see Cripple Dan, give him a big, WASSUUUUUUP from Rob Black.


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#604826 - 01/15/14 04:31 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Last week, Ralph Lauren's niece was charged with air rage when she disrupted a flight that was forced to land in Ireland.
Today, Rob posts a pic of him wearing a Ralph Lauren shirt.
Which is worse publicity?


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#604897 - 01/16/14 05:59 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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The drunk and retard Mike South's putting down the bottle for a moment to come up with this little gem of irrationality:

Manwin's on to his source.
They allegedly installed keylogging software on company computers just to get the guy feeding him specifically info about the evil, evil guys rotting porn to the bone.
Commenters hop in and try to match the level of his brilliant idiocy.
It's hopefully all over soon.

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Every Single Video On Manwin Tubes Is...Key Loggers

By Mike South

January 16th, 2014

” did you know that every single video on any of the tube sites is checked by a human person? The only reason videos are removed is for compliance violations, NEVER for dmca. Copyright videos are only taken down by the managers and only when the owner requests it.”

That came from a source inside Manwin/MindGeek, what it means is that they absolutely have knowledge that copyrighted material is being posted to their tube sites and that essentially by approving the post they are the ones posting it.

If you have a suit ready to go against Manwin/MindGeek I can help on that front.

It should also be noted that according to my sources Manwin/MindGeek has issued an edict that no employee is allowed to speak with any form of press and that they have installed keystroke loggers to find out who is talking to me, in particular.

If you work for Manwin NEVER contact me while on a company computer or on the company network….I know that you tech guys know this but others may not. Even an email from gmail can be keystroke logged. Contact me from your cell phone while on your carriers network or from your personal isp at home. I dont want anyone be in trouble for speaking the truth.

I am also hearing that much of the tubesite work is now going to be outsourced to Cyprus and Ireland and that Canadian tubesite division, long immune to firings and layoffs may be impacted. Manwin/MindGeek is cutting costs anyplace they can and the people in Cyprus work for a lot less.

And now for a personal note from me to Feras Antoon, David Tassilo, Demetrios Kokozos and all the rest of you scumbags trying to destroy the honest people in this industry

I Will NEVER Stop Hunting You!


January 16th, 2014 | Category: Manwin, Mike South Commentary, Scumbags



@MikeSouth1226

Every Single Video On Manwin Tubes Is Approved By A Human Being, Manwin Installing Key Loggers http://t.co/epPW5I8pg6


Jim Orlando

Mike when I was at Elegant Angel I sent off at least 500 requests a year to there tube sites. They remove the video change the URL and repost the same video. There nothing but a bunch of fucking thieves.


Mike South

I know man thats EXACTLY what they do…truth is they never remove the video, ever they simply remove the link to it and then generate a new link and poof, its back as fast as that


Stephen Chamberlain

Manwin needs to get hit with multiple lawsuits all at once. The industry needs to ban together and fight back as a solid unit…. I’m starting to think the industry as a whole needs to take 2 step backwards, and look at the point where it was the most profitable, what went wrong and how to get back to that point again. Maybe the goverment knocking the entire industry off the internet might not be a bad thing. Just a thought….


Mike South

stephen you are SO right…I wish we would….\


Jim McAnally

Manwin is too busy loaning Theo the money to buy AVN . . .


Mac Turner

The entire adult industry is dead. There’s no real money in it anymore. Let’s face it. It’s not the 90s or early 2000s. I retired and couldn’t be more happy. I remember when male performers could shoot 3 times a day for 3 companies. The only real way to make money is to do a banner type ad or youtube style ad that plays for a few seconds. The idea of selling content is dead. We’re still using Sumner Redstone’s business model for fuck sake!


Mac Turner

Stephen, you want porn online to be illegal? Will never work. Just move servers to countries that don’t have those laws and use a proxy server. EASY to get around. Just look at Piratebay.se or a news site for piracy pirates Torrentfreak.com . Buying DVDs is a thing of the past. I don’t wanna have bulky dvds laying around my place.


Mac Turner

WOW Stephen. WOW. You need to have a good long talk with Ron Jeremy. Why don’t you go live in China Stephen. In the USA we have FREEDOM. Who is the govt to tell me I can’t produce and put content online and sell it any which way I choose? You want me to have to go to a DVD manufacturer and distributor to take a cut? DO you understand how the adult industry works? DVDs are gone. People won’t be buying them. I don’t know anyone that wants to. My 50 yr old friends don’t want porn laying around their house either. They don’t download. They just wanna log on to a site for a few mins, and be done with it. Your wishes will NEVER come true. The govt won’t outlaw internet porn. It’s against what people in both parties believe in.

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#604898 - 01/16/14 06:07 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Yeah, South doesnt want anyone to get in trouble for contacting him so he can try tonruin the business they work for.

Very sad attempt at fishing for a source.
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#604902 - 01/16/14 06:38 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Oh, no; the source is an enslaved, underpaid guy with a heart for the business and wants to carry it down to South's massive audience of insiders and regular press people.

When not drinking, South rips his shirt off and runs into the next phone booth or restroom to change and then take off to fly to his next do-gooder job and right into the void, into the cold, into the future.

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#604911 - 01/16/14 09:33 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
Jerkules Offline
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You think South can afford his own booze or he has to blow a cousin to get some moonshine?
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#604927 - 01/17/14 03:33 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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He harvests something with a punch from the fermenting bottles in his desk drawer and alternates between jizz, vomit and piss.

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#605019 - 01/19/14 04:00 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Cripple Dan Update from 2014 AVN Vegas Day Two
Dan if you do not see talent is lacking you need your eyes checked

1/17/2014 16:42 PM PST

--Cripple Dan


The 2nd day at AEE 2014 showed more promise, but in the end it was lacking compared to previous years. I try and try to find the overall situation greater than past years, but I’m coming short.

It seems as though no one cares anymore and it is a matter of “Let’s do this and get it over with”. The talent being featured is doing a great job. They aren’t lacking in any way. They are giving their all to the fans and industry members that show up. If I were a company having girls signing I would have stepped up my game to make my company the most noticed company out there. I’m shocked that haven’t seen this happen because outshining another company would be easy at this point.

Digital Playground and Wicked have stepped down the most because after the “Fan Fest” opening for the first day today I learned that Wicked has zero presence there unlike previous years and as of now if you aren’t industry then you don’t meet them. Kinda fucked, eh? I only met Asa Akira because she was at the Elegant Angel stage. She was extremely kind as always.

Elegant Angel is using the same stage that they have used for previous years, but it is in the corner opposite of what the Wicked stage was and it is lacking the great Jimmy Orlando and is now located in The Joint which is where the “Fan Fest” is held.

There are a lot of girls in the “Fan Fest” charging for autographs. That means fans are paying for entrance and paying for autographs. However, a lot of
the girls signing neglected to put up signs informing people that they are charging which I find to be troublesome.

If I ask you for an autograph, you sign it, and then ask me for money then I’m going to tell you “No thank you” so you had better have a sign up there or else you are going to be wasting a full-color print out of you made out to some crippled-fuck named “Dan”.

My message to the talent is if you are charging for autographs then place a sign so I can easily navigate around you. Jynx Maze was charging 20 dollars for an autograph and a photo in the Fan Fest area. I’m almost positive she is signing 2 rows up later in the day at the AEBN area for free. Something doesn’t seem right with that.

In two days up until 3pm we were unable to get a solid schedule for the girls signing for Digital Playground. We were told it was press-only until 1:45 today and all of yesterday and at 1:45 today it was still press-only so as someone that is currently selling their entire DVD line I feel shafted.

I’m selling your product. I want to meet you and get an autograph as well as thank you. Your sex on film has made me money. Thanking you personally makes me feel better about the overall situation. It makes me feel less guilty. The only autographs I obtained were made possible by my manipulative girlfriend. “Industry-only” apparently means nothing when it comes to Manwin.

However, there was one amazing instance that I witnessed. Tori Black was signing for Hotmovies.com and some guy came up with a “phonebook” for her to sign (A large number of autographs that resembles many pages) He paid her more than 60 dollars for them and offered her more and she denied it. I encounter many people each year and to see someone turn down money that hasn’t shot a scene for a long time made me smile. To actually see someone offer money was great and for Tori Black to say it was all cool was an even greater moment.

Rob Black sez: Pretty good recap, Dan. Only issue I have is your statement that the talent "aren't lacking in any way." Have looked at the beasts in the AVN photo galleries on AVN.com? Either I need my eyes checked or you do.


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Cripple Dan Update from 2014 AVN Vegas Day Three
Rob Black is very popular

1/18/2014 06:36 AM PST

--Rob Black


The update from Cripple Dan today is pretty good. It's actually kinda funny.

This is Day 3 from Cripple Dan. It's a rather comprehensive update.

Are you listening? Here we go.

"Attendance is much greater than yesterday and the expo seems to be in full swing now."

"I don't know how to break this to you. You may want to sit down for this. Over the past few days I'm starting to get the notion that some people may not like you very much."

Really Cripple Dan? Ya fuckin goofball...

"Someone said "So, I noticed you were writing for the asshole" and I had no idea who he was referring to because the only person I'm writing for is you. Later on I heard someone calling my name and I turned around to see Mark Spiegler running up to me. He was very kind and introduced himself and asked if I wrote for you. I'm not sure why, but he seemed nice. Before I left the expo for the day I rolled my feeble being over to the Wicked booth and Brad Armstrong gave me a free autographed DVD of Underworld signed by Asa Akira. He handed it to me, smiled in a sly way, and said "Here ya go Cripple Dan". I thought that was really cool of him. It looks like a rockin' film too. I might review it."

There's the first paragraph of the Cripple Dan update. What have we learned from this?

All of the haters out there who say that Rob Black is a non-factor, I think a coupla people know who I am.

"I would have to say that Wicked is the most professional gig out there now. Their talent always presents themselves in the best manner possible. Even though their booth was greatly downsized this year I found it much easier to navigate on wheels than previous years. With condoms killing porn I don't understand how they can pull through and still make movies that resemble Hollywood films. Digital Playground has been greatly stripped down and they aren't using condoms so I am confused. Their booth isn't flashy at all this year, but the Wicked booth is. I call "shenanigans" because I'm told over and over that condoms won't sell so Wicked has to be up to no good. How can the biggest company there be condom-only if condom porn won't sell? It has to be a front for something. I refuse to believe that condom-only porn can sell regardless of how much evidence you shove in my face proving otherwise."

Pretty thought-provoking paragraph from the Cripster.

Let's continue.

"The Elegant Angel stage in The Joint had a lot of activity at it today and they worked out a good system for a line that the fans stand in and the line was quite long. I did see a lot of signs today informing fans that the girls were charging. I commend them for that and it even allowed other talent to promote themselves with signs saying that their autographs are free. Capitalism."

Hmm.. Apparently people were listening yesterday when we were bitching and moaning that people were charging for autographs, but did not have signs up saying so.

So, I guess Mr Non-Factor Rob Black seems to be getting the information out to the studios and they seem to be listening. Even in Vegas.

"Adam & Eve was another exhibitor that sticks out in my mind for how structured their booth is. There aren't 3 lines for one performer blocking pathways around their booth. Their talent is very punctual and it appears that Adam & Eve has a very solid process that moves along smoothly. There is a really nice guy working the booth (I think his name is Scotty) and he makes sure the line flows and won't let people block the aisle. He completely eliminates the confusion and the mess that is apparent around a lot of the other exhibitors. If a girl has to be pulled away from the fans for an interview he kindly waits until she is done and apologizes to the fans that have to wait."

Wow. That is a glowing review for Adam and Eve and Scotty. You guys get the Cripple Dan half crooked thumbs up for being very professional. My hat's off to you.

As you see guys, we are not a biased show here. I could give two shits who does good, who does bad or any of those things. We have no dog in the fucking fight. Ultimately, our dog is a network deal high atop WNNNNNBC and we don't give a shit what happens with Adam and Eve or any of the other gedrools.

So if Cripple Dan says that they run a tight ship, I'm not gonna sit here and lie and say, "Oh, let me not print that. Because it doesn't work for my agenda."

My agenda is Rob Black. My agenda is getting my brand out there. That's it. Anything other than that, I could give two shits.

He finishes with:

"Meanwhile, Digital Playground yanks the girl away in mid-autograph. It isn't the fault of the talent, but it appears to be the fault of Manwin. They have tubesites showing the content of everyone else so why would they need to worry about their own studios and how they may come across to fans or potential buyers? It may not be economically viable for them. Who knows though. I'm a just a cripple."

Cripple Dan

There you go, ladies and gentlemen. That is the AEE Day 3 update from The Crip. Cripple Dan.

Gotta give Cripple Dan props. That was a pretty good piece. A pretty good story. Props to Dan for an awesome job.

I'm very happy that Cripple Dan is happy. I'm very happy that people made his experience enjoyable. And I hope that someone gives Cripple Dan and his girlfriend a ticket to go to the awards show.

I recommend that Cripple Dan receive these tickets or we will talk shit on you and Cripple Dan will talk badly of you in his next update.

So I suggest someone gets Cripple Dan some fucking tickets to the goddamn awards show. If he doesn't already have them.

Cripple Dan might already have tickets. I have not yet heard from Cripple Dan tonight in either an email or a phone call. He could be laying in a bathroom somewhere dead while people are face fucking his corpse and raping his girlfriend and beating him with crutches because he writes for The Rob Black Show. That could possibly be going on.

Or he found a really good party with a lot of BBW's and they're partying like it's 1999 and jamming to Prince.

Let your imagination run wild. Like Hulkamania. Let it run wild on you.


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#605020 - 01/19/14 04:17 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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HAHA theres so much more to this story..
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#605022 - 01/19/14 04:24 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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There's more to which story and what is it?

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#605023 - 01/19/14 04:30 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Cripple Dan Update from 2014 AVN Vegas Day Four : The Wrap Up
Girls signing at Expo offering 35 to 69 dollar specials on hooker cards

1/19/2014 17:24 PM PST

--Cripple Dan


The final expo day did not differ from the previous day aside from attendance. It was packed. Having an expo in a tiered venue is a horrible idea. Picture an expo in a theater with stadium-style seating. Lunacy.

A lot of the attendees apparently love some band called “Affliction”, but I don’t think it was the 80’s thrash band because the logos on all of their shirts were different.

One thing I noticed that was different from previous years was the lack of exhibitors in at least the main halls giving out free condoms. I could jump to conclusions as to why that may be, but I’m not going to because I simply do not know the reasoning behind it.

The non-adult exhibitors in the main hall served as nothing more than an annoyance for the most part. If I see something I want to look at I will come up to you. I don’t need three of your workers stopping me on one pass I make across the hall. I doubt that I’m the only one that got annoyed by people constantly trying to hawk cell phone cases to the attendees. I don’t have a cell phone because I don’t want to be bothered all day. Sadly, those people bothered me all fucking day reminding me of why I don’t want one. (Don’t try to show someone in a wheelchair something by sticking it in their face as they are moving. They can’t stop on a dime when trying to build momentum on carpeted floors nor can they grab something from your hand due to the lack of a third arm. If you do happen to do that then please don’t be pissed when we roll over your white suede shoes. Sorry bro.)

In previous years it wasn’t difficult to avoid the non-adult exhibitors peddling their wares at the expo, but due to the low volume of attendees frequenting their half of the hall it seems as though they adapted to their surroundings and developed the ability to roam. They became annoying like the people on the Vegas strip handing out adverts for hookers.

I did notice something about those advertisers handing out the hooker cards on the street this year which surprised me and I feel as though it needs to be mentioned.

Apparently, some of the girls signing at the expo are offering 35-69 dollar specials according to the cards I rolled over that people had discarded on the sidewalk. The cards state that there aren’t any hidden fees either. I wouldn’t want to think that a person who appears as though they haven’t bathed for an extended period of time wearing a shirt that reads “Orgasm Clinic” would be guilty of false advertisement.

One of the women pictured on the cards was going by the name “Stacy” and she was signing for a very reputable company at the expo. (I assume that she was using the handle of “Stacy” so her agent or bosses wouldn’t know she was moonlighting.) At the expo “Stacy” was quite late to her signing for the fans. Sadly, if the exhibitor would have known about that card then they could have had her at the booth to meet the fans in 20 minutes or so as the card advertised.

Riley Steele showed up to sign for Axel Braun Productions at the Wicked booth which was a nice and unexpected addition and the line was extremely fucking long. She is still drawing in quite a crowd so it appears as though Mr. Braun made an excellent choice by signing her.

Overall, this year wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be. However, it wasn’t as good as previous years. Last year wound up being much better, but I even thought that year was poor compared to previous years. It appears that the show keeps going down a little every year with this year showing the largest decline. I have a hunch that this pattern may not change any time soon.

Cripple Dan
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#605024 - 01/19/14 06:02 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: Cripple Dan
I don’t have a cell phone because I don’t want to be bothered all day.


That's awesome and reason enough for me to read what this guy has to say.
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#605031 - 01/19/14 07:41 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Quote:
Mark Spiegler running up to me


Mark doesn't run number 1, number 2 I was right there and thats not how it happened...
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#605032 - 01/19/14 07:41 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: TRPWL]
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Originally Posted By: TRPWL
HAHA theres so much more to this story..


Spiegler sprinkle the Cripple w/ Jew tears in attempt to mind control him?
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#605042 - 01/20/14 08:12 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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There's no soul to take here anymore and the smile looks as faked as her freak bags.




Good whore.






Hideous and forgotten abortion, relevant to shitty parasitic comedies.





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#605043 - 01/20/14 08:20 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Digital Playground's whores before Jesse Jane officially decided to piss off.




Chad Diamond being an idiot.






That's trustworthy right there.




He gnawed through the cellar door and out into the open.



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#605044 - 01/20/14 08:27 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Fuck you, too, trinket spastic.




Something sweet at last.




For shit-heels' needs.




Someone negligent gave Dana DeArmond a pointy object.




Serious acting.



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#605052 - 01/20/14 09:37 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD

There's no soul to take here anymore and the smile looks as faked as her freak bags.





I bet that is the same smirk she gives when she smells a trick fart.


Originally Posted By: PulpeD




Chad Diamond being an idiot.



Looks like Donkey Long's gayer brother.
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#605060 - 01/20/14 06:11 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Looks like Donkey Long's gayer brother.


i was going to try to add porno dan into the equation but you'd already mentioned gay.
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#605061 - 01/20/14 06:13 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Premium punch.




That Klingon forgot to turn his hologram off.




Serious business.




A pumpkin smuggler meets a whaler.




Going with the guy for some care would help for sure.



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#605063 - 01/20/14 06:31 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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The fat mongoloid needed the flashlight and twitched around several whores posing for pics.






Randi needs candy.




For fitness.




Such an infectious personality.



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#605064 - 01/20/14 06:42 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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A toxic saviour.




Piracy prevails.




The Hardcore.




No one would suspect any work there.




Watch out for the negro, little whores.



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#605066 - 01/20/14 06:59 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Whore fucker with attitude.






These two could have children to sell them for a starring role in The Smurfs - A Reality Parody.




Captain Grabby.




Care Bear was in the venue.



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#605075 - 01/20/14 09:28 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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The idea is to make funny comments.
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#605091 - 01/21/14 07:36 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Go to the chimney and tell granny about it.

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#605097 - 01/21/14 11:31 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Max Hardcore was out of fucking control..He was like that drunk spring breaker hopped up on Coke and redbull...
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#605104 - 01/21/14 12:50 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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What is the scuttlebutt about the Mope Fight?
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#605171 - 01/23/14 09:46 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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#605187 - 01/23/14 08:33 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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How Do Porn Stars Prepare For Retirement?




Porn is an industry where retirement can come without warning.

Big-name performers sometimes choose to quit at the height of their fame, while others find the demand for their services has dwindled, as fickle fans move on to the next sensation. Many careers last less than three months, and those who stay in for more than five or six years are considered veterans.

The adult industry doesn't offer 401(k)s or pension plans. When their careers end, performers really aren't able to carry their most notable skill to another job. So it's up to them to prepare for the next phase of their life.

Some blow the money on expensive handbags and shoes. Some waste it on drugs. And some spend wildly beyond their means. Some, however, are a bit more prepared.

As they walked the Red Carpet at this year's AVN Awards (adult entertainment's equivalent of the Oscars), we asked some of the adult industry's biggest stars about their financial planning—and what they're doing (if anything) to get ready for life after porn.

—By Chris Morris, Special to CNBC.com.
Posted 22 Jan. 2014





Skin Diamond

"I just try to save 25 percent of everything that I make. That way there's a nice cushion of funds there. ... I've never really been great at the whole investing thing. I figure my website is an investment. Even after I quit porn, that can still make money."





Justine Joli

"I make pot for a living outside of doing this. I'm an edible maker and I'm trying to change the way pot is viewed and also how it's eaten. ... I'm different than most edible makers as I am licensed by the state of California.

I make pot beef jerky. It's kind of a pain in the --- that every edible you encounter is sweet. You've got your cookies, your brownies,your cakes. ... Not a single bit of it is healthy, organic or—for someone like me who is modeling and always getting naked—how many brownies do I have to eat before my --- is six sizes too big?"





Prince Yahshua

"I am investing. I also have my real estate license, so I have a few prospects in my home town of Chicago. So when I stop porn I will be going back there and be a real estate agent there. I'm hoping that who I am in porn will transfer over to the real estate game so it will make it much easier for me."





Asa Akira

"I save over half of my money—and I've been doing so since I got into porn. I wrote a book, it comes out in May. ... I haven't been investing. I'm so scared. I don't know anything about it, so right now [that money] is sitting in my savings account."

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#605191 - 01/23/14 08:39 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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... __________________________________________________________________________________




Kelly Shibari

"I've been working towards that for the past couple of years. I do PR and marketing for clients within the industry. ... I do have money in an IRA, so it's more consolidated. ... I see a lot of girls and guys get into this industry and they work for a company but they never think 'Oh,maybe one day I should make a product that I own.' I think the people who have the most longevity in the industry are the ones who actually own their brand and work towards creating products, whether it's DVD or toys or a company. The ones who last beyond the performance stuff are the ones who find ways of investing in themselves."






Jules Jordan

"I prepared myself in the early to mid-2000s. That's when we were printing money. But I'm going to be running camera and shooting my movies until I physically can't do it anymore. I consider myself a bit of a workaholic. I collected a pretty good sum of money, dug a hole in my yard and stuck it in there. Not too many risks for me."





Nina Hartley

"Sex is my thing and as I get older, my focus may change and my presentation may change and what I do may change, but the subject of my work is still going to be sexuality. Like most middle-aged [people] I'm a boomer; I'll be 55 in March, and like most boomers, I do not have enough saved for retirement. ... So what am I doing? I'm strengthening my career. I'm branching out into other modalities. I'm doing some stand-up, some coaching, some teaching, a little bit of everything. I've learned a lot in 30 years and I know I can make it work to feed me when I'm old, because it's not going to be my 401(k), baby."





Joanna Angel

"I own my own company. It's going (to) live on whether I'm performing or not. I own all the images, and I have still images of me in my prime years that I can sell forever and ever. ... Whatever I invest my money in, I want it to carry my brand. I have no interest in investing in property or the stock market.

I would like to open up a Burning Angel strip club or a Burning Angel retail store or Burning Angel clothing. That's Hustler and that's Playboy. They invest their money in their own company and make different divisions of that company. ... I'm not treating this like a stripper who saves up a lot of money and buys a big house with it. I want to build the brand as big as it can possibly be."





Riley Steele

"I have my real estate license, so [I'm] selling properties and owning and also renting them out. That's something I've been working on. I've also been thinking of opening my own hair salon one day."

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#605192 - 01/23/14 08:41 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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... __________________________________________________________________________________




Ron Jeremy

"I maybe one of the more prepared people in this room for life after porn. I've been endorsing products for many, many years. I've had rolling papers, skateboards, cigars, hot sauce (which was very successful) and I have a rum that's doing very, very well. ... So I'm financially set for all of my life."

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#605194 - 01/23/14 08:48 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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I like Asa and Jules' answers. I think the few girls who have saved money, relate to Asa's answer. Btw, from the above pics, Brandy Aniston's legs are to die for. Body idol.

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#605195 - 01/23/14 08:53 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Of course their pseudo-fame will translate to a life after porn.


Brandy Aniston looks like a retarded gypsy hooker with extremely fucked up tits and piranha teeth, tweaked out and ready for garbage collection.

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#605199 - 01/23/14 09:12 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I like Asa and Jules' answers. I think the few girls who have saved money, relate to Asa's answer. Btw, from the above pics, Brandy Aniston's legs are to die for. Body idol.


that's because those are the only 2 answers that were truthful and honest.
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#605201 - 01/23/14 09:29 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: Riley Steele
"I have my real estate license, so [I'm] selling properties and owning and also renting them out. That's something I've been working on. I've also been thinking of opening my own hair salon one day."


TRANSLATION: If I don't land a rich trick, I'll be suckin dick on Humaniplex for $200/hour when I'm 40.

The only way her answer could have been more Whore is if she mixed in getting a degree.
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#605205 - 01/23/14 09:40 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: christianxxx]
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Originally Posted By: christianxxx
that's because those are the only 2 answers that were truthful and honest.
So what was your retirement strategy, getting fucked up the ass by Kagney Karter last week? Was her brother nearby?

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#605210 - 01/23/14 10:26 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: christianxxx]
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Originally Posted By: christianxxx
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I like Asa and Jules' answers. I think the few girls who have saved money, relate to Asa's answer. Btw, from the above pics, Brandy Aniston's legs are to die for. Body idol.


that's because those are the only 2 answers that were truthful and honest.


exactly what i thought too. asa being worried about the market is a bit silly though. last year alone cost her at least 13% if she went straight savings account.
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#605215 - 01/23/14 11:52 PM Re: The Pornarium [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: christianxxx
that's because those are the only 2 answers that were truthful and honest.
So what was your retirement strategy, getting fucked up the ass by Kagney Karter last week? Was her brother nearby?


my retirement strategy hasn't changed since I entered porn in 2003. I used the bulk of my income to pay down my debt until it was zero. I used another portion of my monthly income to slowly build up my savings account. When I was hired to produce the bulk of the Naughty America scenes from 2009-2011 I made a lot more money than what I usually earned. I tried to save almost ALL of that extra income and I did that by continuing to perform in as many scenes as I could. So since 2011 I have been able to continue to pay 458 monthly into my IRA, and slowly increase my contribution into my equity account (which sadly hasn't increased much in a little over 2 years), and the most important thing is that my savings has not decreased...yet

P.S. Kagney was amazing...I fucked her too you know


Edited by christianxxx (01/23/14 11:52 PM)
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#605216 - 01/24/14 12:08 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Mopenomics
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#605218 - 01/24/14 03:40 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD











Good to see that the male was the least likely to win Ru Paul's Drag Race. Is the person in the red heels a woman?
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#605219 - 01/24/14 03:43 AM Re: The Pornarium [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD

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Ron Jeremy

"I maybe one of the more prepared people in this room for life after porn. I've been endorsing products for many, many years. I've had rolling papers, skateboards, cigars, hot sauce (which was very successful) and I have a rum that's doing very, very well. ... So I'm financially set for all of my life."

__________________________________________________________________________________



From some movie review a couple of decades ago in Hustler...."Also starring Ron Jeremy. Neither black nor Mexican, but equally unwelcome to date your teenage daughter"
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