I don't get some chicks. The girl I've been seeing for most of the year keeps wanting to stick her finger up my butt and I keep telling her that it's never going to happen. She claims the prostate is some sort of magic orgasm button for men. She also doesn't believe in birth control, so I finish off by cumming in her mouth every time and she gets upset that I won't kiss her right afterward. I don't get her fascination with trying to get me to do shit that grosses me the fuck out.

Is that tongue-in-cheek? Couldn't tell for sure. Funny though.

Tell her she can only finger yer ass if she licks it before she sticks it. It will either end the discussion or make for a great night.

Sounds like it's time to move on with someone who respects what you like and don't like and are compatible with in bed without having to monitor in the middle of the act. Sexual incompatibility sucks. :-/

One of my ex's former boyfriends demanded she crap on his face. He was a professional athlete in guess what sport? Hockey (of course).

I told her that was disgusting and to never go beyond pissing on me. Some people!

On the other hand, if she demands that he have no inhibitions, he is in a great position to demand reciprocation. He could get her to do all sorts of kinky shit.

That is why I recommended he get his salad tossed as a precursor to the finger.

I have a friend who feels that a woman's willingness to take it in the ass is a free pass for unacceptable behavior. She's a money-grubbing, cheating whore, but since she will take me in her ass when I want, I will forgive her of all of her trespasses.

The problem with that is there are other women willing to take it in the ass and some of them create less headaches.

I have called him on it a few times in the past. He was briefly married to a woman who was exactly like that.

Her other annoying thing was prefacing practically everything with: if you loved me, you would do this. I wanted to take her down for that on several occasions.

I convinced my friend that if he could handle the idea of a divorce, then she had no power over him anymore. A rarity in California, she ended up owing him money at the end of the day.

Your reply is so absurdly insecure. Why do you need to go down that road?

I mean comon, don't be passive aggressive pussy here. You basically implied that the man liked strapons so he is gay. Fair enough. But you take strapons yet have gone on for years ab out how you are not gay. You do a variety of sexual things so you probably don't really need a label, But, You really shouldn't take shots at other guys sexual preferences. I mean, why would you be so hypocritical like that?

okay dude. thanks for simply restating the same thing you originally said even though I completely rebutted your initial statement. genius chief, genius. #retard

You didn't rebut anything other than make a schoolyard insult which makes you look very insecure and very immature. I mean really, calling someone a retard? You discredit yourself.

I figure maybe you didn't see this...

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Awesome. Just Awesome!!!!

Esperanza did IR too. These good-looking chicks doing IR helps soften the blow from dodgers.

Tick tock...

Some evil site titled blacked.com is chewing up young newbies and outflanking the abominable dogfart in signing up the youngest sluts for IR. There is no god. The pay for swallowing dark seed must have gone up in chatsworth.

i thought Esperanza only worked with Carlo Carrera who isn't exactly black. maybe i am wrong.

Always wondered why you'd name your company DOGFART...

Because dog farts are repulsive on the same level that black men fucking white women is.

Christian xxxxx

Let me be clear with you

You bully girls into doing scenes with you by texting and twittering them

You push them hard to do bareback. If they say no, you pull the 'my test is as good as your test" line on them and text and twitter them until they agree to the bareback scene

you are irresponsible

Lexi Sindel may be cool with it, but your time and consequences will come

you call me a retard like a child... you are the most insecure person in the male talent pool, you still have not got that.

Donny's about to get deleted.

Donkey don't have the self control to let an account fester for 2 years.

my haters are so much more vociferous and earnest than anyone else's. how awesome is that? manuel, rocco, everhard, sins, castle, etc. all of their super fanbois are benign in comparison. Mine have come out of the woodwork for more than 10 years spewing vitriol, hatred, but mostly frustration. Think about that, for over 10 years haters have promised I would be done in this business soon. lol

this is most likely TJ Cummings or porncummunity or both or neither. Does it matter? Strange, nonsensical threats about how my time and consequences will come soon! So what? I have been in this business for 12 years now! I hope it ends soon to be honest, I have had a fantastic career. My career has been more successful than 95 percent of all of male performers in the history of porn. Think about it, performed in over 2000 scenes, directed for 3 years for one of the biggest companies in porn, won 4 AVN Awards, traveled the world doing scenes, worked with all of the top porn stars in the world, eliminated all debt, saved 6 figures, dated some of the top stars, fuck I have lived a great life!

Thats what drives my detractors insane. The fact that I am on more no-lists than every other male performer combined and yet I am still successful. That people have been clamoring for me to get kicked out of the industry for years, but I am still respected by almost all of the power brokers in the industry. And lastly, the fact that my work ethic, persistence, and determination has furthered my career tenfold. All of these things make me impervious to anyone's attempt to drive me out of porno...and always will.

What do you believe it is that irritates these guys? Your bald eunuch-like look (you were one of the early eunies)? The crossover stuff? The crowd you hang with? The crowd they hang with? Have you made statements about them that they possibly dislike? Can it be boiled down to a single issue? The jealousy is just the sprinkles on top of the ice cream.

The PWL shit-for-brains need to realize...shit, everyone needs to realize...

...whores are not people, people.

Just laugh at the big gay goof and be done with it.

its a few things. the fact that I have done the crossover stuff but unlike every single one of the other guys, i am not ashamed of it, nor do i think i did anything wrong. second, the fact that i stand up for myself when some of the girls are liars & hypocrites. third, the fact that they can't understand why I haven't been banned from the industry for year after year even though they think I should make them frustrated and angry.

let me be clear, I am by no means at the top of the male talent heap. I am simply a ham & egger, someone who works his ass off every single day in order to continue to be successful in a dying industry that is sloughing off performers left & right.

Christian, do you have your own personal 'no' list of girls you would not work with due to their poor hygiene, poor/annoying demeanor, etc? If so, is your name on their respective 'no' lists?

Fourth: your online presence made you an easy target. It was a great blog, but it drew flies.

there are always some girls that you just aren't compatible with. Hailey Young & Courtney Cummz are the 2 that come to mind. and I have no clue, i wouldn't work with them anyway.

very true. salient point sir.

When did u date Asa?

Damn, Hailey young will do forty negroes and a mule but she won't do you? Women are so unpredictable.

of course she would do me, what the fuck? i just said I wouldn't do her. how did you not get that?

I dated asa briefly in 2012

I thought the feeling between you two was mutual. No need to snap.

I've heard Courtney has stinky-pussy syndrome. Hailey Young was just strung out. Tho I'm sure Irons will come in with some bad joke about paying her in cum.

Have we finally achieved a tipping point - a sort of "Reverse Peak Porn"?
The market is saturated with free product and servers have now stored 10 years of digital inventory so demand for new product becomes more limited.
The whore supply chain is endless though. Through my eyes I've seen porn go from a few names Serena,Seka, Annette... to a totally legit biz for thousands and thousands of women. We have seen the societal restraints loosened immensely and it has opened the gate to an influx of "average" women to perform in porn without (as much) social repercussions.
Soon, porn will not need performers at all. They will all be perfectly lifelike digital creations. There will not be a "no list" in the cyber world. Christian can then take his cyberworld revenge on every bitch that ever had him on their "no" list! You could also use a 3D printer to print out a scale model of your cock in her ass.
Also, I wish they would hurry up and develop interactive holographic porn. Soon though I fear that computers may start making porn just for themselves!

http://musion.co.uk/?portfolio=black-eyed-peas-holograms-at-nrj-awards-show

When I saw Bill Simmons name-drop your blog on espn.com years back I knew it was not going to end well.

That was the price of being a bit insightful.

that's true but it was a good call. solid laugh too. the hate-bot is donny type st00pid.

Dogs farting isn't THAT bad

Which would you rather have blasted in your face: Dog Fart or Cum Fart?

Your own cum I guess, not a strangers. Unless yer Panzer and you pay the tranny extra to show up with her morning stroll loads chambered.

I find CXXX threads amusing. He hangs around from time to time and posts something knowing that he'll be flamed by board members and then they respond accordingly. It's the perfect dysfunctional, co-dependent on-line relationship.

people have questions that want the answers to, and I am willing to give them. I know there are trolls & haters out there, and I am more than capable of holding my own in a firefight with them. But yes, it is stupid of me for posting here at all. What can I say.

I try to keep my trolling to a minimum but can't help posting the odd CXXX-BBW collision once in a while.

Christian, you're in two of my favorite Gracie Glam scenes. Both involve her licking your ass. The first is from Ass Eaters Unanimous, and the other is from the Mommy Xperience with Francesca Le, where they both lick and finger your ass.


What was it like working with her in those scenes? Was she super into the male ass play, or was it something that she had to warm up to?

Ditto my friend. It's a bit like staring into the eye of a cobra. Mesmerizing....but deadly.

Find comfort in that future generations of scientists will have a trove of information in which to study this 21st century oddity of "pornography".

Christian and Brandon thrive off the abuse they get here. They need it like plants need sunshine.

Are you equating your troll skillz with a deadly viper? More like a toothless garden snake.

Yawn. Its apparently well beyond your comprehension
Willie.
Fiend has a better take on it I think. Props to him/her/it.
Plants btw need manure and liquids to grow too.
Do we have any gardeners here? My tomatoes are doing fabulous this year. I should post a picture.

The question was dog fart and fucking ablackdude, either way, the answer is, I choose dog farting over jizz every time. My own or anyone else's