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#301108 - 12/28/08 05:18 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Feh.





If you are fat and like steaks then you would love over 90% of the stuff that I cook myself.

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#301109 - 12/28/08 05:19 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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There were some Fleet-Style Spagheti (boiled noodles with minced meat) leftovers in the fridge so I fried them in the wok quickly on high flame and added some sauerkraut and then some ketchup. Once it fried I topped it with some ketchup.




Thanks Dimitri. Now I'm going to pull a Gia with my own dinner.

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#301110 - 12/28/08 05:24 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I always make great-tasting fried noodles and other fried meats.

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#301111 - 12/28/08 05:24 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Feh.





If you are fat and like steaks then you would love over 90% of the stuff that I cook myself.




Possibly. But, not that. I don't care for kraut on anything but a Nathan's dog, and I'm not big on ketchup ... ESPECIALLY on noodles.
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#301112 - 12/28/08 05:33 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Feh.





If you are fat and like steaks then you would love over 90% of the stuff that I cook myself.




Possibly. But, not that. I don't care for kraut on anything but a Nathan's dog, and I'm not big on ketchup ... ESPECIALLY on noodles.



I use the Russian sauerkraut: Kvashenaya Kapusta(pickled cabbage). They dice it, put it into a barrel with salted water, then they and some cranberries and some diced carrots, then they put like weight on the barrel and leave it for like 2-3 days. It is very crunchy and noy soggy like American sauerkraut. The ketchup that I used today was a Polish ketchup with the yellow label (there is also Polish ketchup with red and with green labels:



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#301113 - 12/28/08 05:48 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I have to confess I've never had either ... so I have no idea how it would taste.
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#301114 - 12/28/08 05:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Sauerkraut with ketchup? You're killing Central European fare!
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#301115 - 12/28/08 06:19 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Sauerkraut with ketchup? You're killing Central European fare!



Fried sauerkraut...with fried ketchup.

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#301116 - 12/28/08 06:32 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Baby spinach salad with pomegranate seeds.
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#301117 - 12/28/08 06:42 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I use the Russian sauerkraut: Kvashenaya Kapusta(pickled cabbage). They dice it, put it into a barrel with salted water, then they ass some cranberries and some diced carrots, then they put like weight on the barrel and leave it for like 2-3 days. It is very crunchy and noy soggy like American sauerkraut. The ketchup that I used today was a Polish ketchup with the yellow label (there is also Polish ketchup with red and with green labels:




Ass cranberries you say Panzy?. Then carrots.
Heh, faggot. Sometimes victims are compelled to tattle on themselves. This is one of those times.
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#301118 - 12/28/08 06:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Sometimes victims are compelled to tattle on themselves. This is one of those times.




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#301119 - 12/28/08 08:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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fuck it
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#301120 - 12/29/08 04:26 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Sauerkraut with ketchup? You're killing Central European fare!



Fried sauerkraut...with fried ketchup.




The horror never ends.
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#301121 - 12/29/08 05:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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2 boiled Croc Dogs (both ends of the dog are cross cut like "+"):



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#301122 - 12/29/08 10:43 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Do what Christian does and start a blog and post pictures of food. But yours would be food you actually cooked.



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#301123 - 12/30/08 10:52 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Do what Christian does and start a blog and post pictures of food. But yours would be food you actually cooked.







What and stop irritating us?? He wouldn't hear of it, Stinky Dicks.
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#301124 - 12/30/08 11:00 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Do what Christian does and start a blog and post pictures of food. But yours would be food you actually cooked.






Alex does that here already.

If you were so moved you could probably compile your own "365 days of cooking with Panzer" recipe book.

EDIT: I almost forgot, tonight I am making some gnocci and a sauce/topping made of fresh tomatoes, garlic, basil and mozzarella.


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#301125 - 12/30/08 04:02 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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It's the carefully plated ketchup that really has me worried. Do you actually eat this shit and how's your health?
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#301126 - 12/30/08 04:34 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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i'm assuming that's a 'ketchup smile." i do that all the time for my, uh, five year-old.
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#301127 - 12/30/08 06:24 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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3 cheese fondue - gruyere, ementhaler and a bit of cheddar, made with sauvignon blanc and a dash of schnapps. Salad, pickles on the side. French bread.
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#301128 - 12/30/08 06:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I really like to fry things. Especially I like to use the wok and set the stove to maximum flame. Check out the fryed apples with chocolate sauce, they tasted great:



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#301129 - 12/30/08 06:49 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Or this sandwich, a classic of mine:



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#301130 - 12/30/08 06:51 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Of all the dishes you have written about making this one is by far the least offensive. The apples I mean.

One question though, what did you fry the apples in?


Edited by conquistador (12/30/08 06:52 PM)
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#301131 - 12/30/08 06:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Or the fried chicken pieces, coated with bourbon alcohol, honey and special sauce:



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#301132 - 12/30/08 06:54 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Of all the dishes you have written about making this one is by far the least offensive. The apples I mean.

One question though, what did you fry the apples in?



In chocolate sauce, I wrote that in there.

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#301133 - 12/30/08 07:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Or the fried chicken pieces, coated with bourbon alcohol, honey and special sauce:






your special sauce looks like shit.... is your special sauce shit alex?

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#301134 - 12/30/08 07:04 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Or the fried chicken pieces, coated with bourbon alcohol, honey and special sauce:





I think I'll watch some scat porn now.

Edit:

GUAPO beat me to it.


Edited by Slobodan (12/30/08 07:06 PM)

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#301135 - 12/30/08 07:06 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Or the fried chicken pieces, coated with bourbon alcohol, honey and special sauce:





I think I'll watch some scat porn now.



Special sauce is ketchup + BBQ sauce.

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#301136 - 12/30/08 07:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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You have a rather eclectic dish collection.
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#301137 - 12/30/08 07:38 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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You have a rather eclectic dish collection.



I don't have much. You can't expect great plates from a Russian immigrant.

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#301138 - 12/30/08 07:49 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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You have a rather eclectic dish collection.



I don't have much. You can't expect great plates from a Russian immigrant.




Actually, I was complimenting you.

And, no whining! My great-grandmother Rivka had some great dishes!! And, she could pickle one hell of a schmaltz herring!

I'll bet she came here with less than you!
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#301139 - 12/30/08 07:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Quote:

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You have a rather eclectic dish collection.



I don't have much. You can't expect great plates from a Russian immigrant.




Actually, I was complimenting you.

And, no whining! My great-grandmother Rivka had some great dishes!! And, she could pickle one hell of a schmaltz herring!

I'll bet she came here with less than you!



What about the gefilte fish?

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#301140 - 12/30/08 08:19 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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You have a rather eclectic dish collection.



I don't have much. You can't expect great plates from a Russian immigrant.




Actually, I was complimenting you.

And, no whining! My great-grandmother Rivka had some great dishes!! And, she could pickle one hell of a schmaltz herring!

I'll bet she came here with less than you!



What about the gefilte fish?




She made good gefilte fish. But, my Hungarian grandma in Coney Island made it much, much better.

Grandma Rivka specialized in her herrings. But, it made her apartment stink.

My Hungarian grandma actually won prizes at Coney Island for her potato salad. But, the recipe died with her.
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#301141 - 12/30/08 08:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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You have a rather eclectic dish collection.



I don't have much. You can't expect great plates from a Russian immigrant.




Actually, I was complimenting you.

And, no whining! My great-grandmother Rivka had some great dishes!! And, she could pickle one hell of a schmaltz herring!

I'll bet she came here with less than you!



What about the gefilte fish?




She made good gefilte fish. But, my Hungarian grandma in Coney Island made it much, much better.

Grandma Rivka specialized in her herrings. But, it made her apartment stink.

My Hungarian grandma actually won prizes at Coney Island for her potato salad. But, the recipe died with her.



I can't stand the gefilte fish, I call it "the filthy fish".

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#301142 - 12/30/08 10:16 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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barbecued Pork strips marinated in soy sauce, garlic, fish sauce, brown sugar and cracked pepper with homemade thai peanut sauce and white rice.

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#301143 - 12/30/08 10:18 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Did you use butter to fry the apples?
I've heard of baking apples with a little butter, sugar and cinammon, basically apple pie without the crust.
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#301144 - 01/01/09 08:58 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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slow cooked side ribs
jalapeno lime chicken
spring mix salad
cranberry stuffing
carrots and beans with rosemary
flan
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#301145 - 01/01/09 09:18 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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strip steaks, mashed potatoes with boursin, green beans with pancetta, chocolate chip cookie cheesecake. i hope i don't catch the kitch on fire... bad things often happen when gigi broils, and the husband won't let anything with a vagina hole touch his grill.
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#301146 - 01/01/09 07:56 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Four courses without Dorrito implementation?

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#301147 - 01/02/09 06:26 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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i know, right?

the steaks were a bit overdone. fuck.
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#301148 - 01/02/09 11:27 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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i know, right?

the steaks were a bit overdone. fuck.




Not your fault.

It's God's way of punishing your hubby for not letting you use the grill. It makes her very mad.
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#301149 - 01/02/09 07:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Pizza Dough
Pizza Sauce
Johnsonville Sausage (1 lb hot, 1/2 pound mild), cooked for future pizza usage
New England Clam Chowder
Marcella Hazan's Blanched/Sauteed Broccoli with Garlic, Olive Oil and Parsley
Chicken, braised Roman-Style (anchovy, garlic, rosemary, sage, olive oil)

Pollo Alla Romana (Chicken Roman-style)
, Very Good, Cathy Whims of Genoa (Portland, OR)
OLIVE OIL, 5, T
CHICKEN, 1, whole, skinned (except for wings) cut into 10 pieces, dried well
SALT AND FRESHLY GROUND BLACK PEPPER TO TASTE
ANCHOVY FILLET, 6, in olive oil, drained and finely chopped
GARLIC, 2, cloves, chopped
SAGE, 1, sprig fresh
ROSEMARY, 1, sprig fresh
RED WINE VINEGAR, 0.5, C

Heat olive oil in a 12" saute pan over medium high heat and brown chicken well on all sides. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Remove pieces to a plate. Add anchovies, garlic, sage and rosemary to the pan, stirring constantly until garlic colors lightly. (Remove pan from heat, if necessary.) Return chicken leg and wing parts to pan (breast pieces should be added back to the pan for the last
15 minutes), pour in vinegar and let vinegar reduce for 2 minutes. (Be careful not to inhale fumes.) Cover pan, turn heat to low and let cook until chicken is tender, or until juices run clear, turning the chicken every so often in the juices. If vinegar evaporates too quickly, add a few tablespoons of water to the pan {won't happen}. The chicken will take about an hour.

{GNK-will have to boil off to concentrate the sauce; could make same recipe with two chickens without doubling the sauce ingredients in a very large cooking vessel (8-quart Dutch Oven, for instance; might have to initially brown in 2 batches)}




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#301150 - 01/02/09 09:02 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Pizza's ready!:

(sausage, onion, quality black olives)



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#301151 - 01/02/09 09:24 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Pizza's ready!:

(sausage, onion, quality black olives)





Quality my ass, looks like a baseball guy took a shit in his glove.

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#301152 - 01/03/09 01:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Pot Roast
Mashed potatoes
steamed carrots and broccoli
homestyle biscuits
pan gravy with mushrooms and shallots
banana bread
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#301153 - 01/03/09 02:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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weird; i'm making pot roast, too! this has happened before, us making the same shit on the same day.

sour cream apple pie with pecan streusal for dessert
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#301154 - 01/03/09 04:17 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Cheeseburger. Easy-peasy...
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#301155 - 01/03/09 05:18 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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my pie!


i can't flute for shit, obvs


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#301156 - 01/03/09 05:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Quality my ass, looks like a baseball guy took a shit in his glove.




Is that how you got banned from Little League and moved to the Special Ed trailer in elementary school?

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#301157 - 01/04/09 06:39 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Tasty looking Pie, GG!

[I bet you've heard that a lot ... even before you started baking ... ]
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