Pipe, why can't you be nicer to people?

Post count and registration date suggest side troll deployment.

Heavy on morality once more.

Rather bland.

Pot, meets kettle yet again.

Truly rich.

Adjust.

Fast Eddie?

The Earth has to shake when he precariously wobbles to his feet from that position. I'd also like to think that his breathing sounds like The Grand Canyon on a windy day.

He probably breathes heavily through his nose while eating.

Speaking of slovenly chubs from the past....Does anyone remember that chubby little Asian guy that fancied himself a porn star? He would pose in front of the mirror, fat rolls bulging out from everywhere.

Was his name Sal Mcvey or something like that?

the thread that revealed the legend:

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=134998&page=1

bit strange how far before your time this was though..

Sal the tranny? I think he's in with Lubben now, but I could very well be wrong.

This was the thread that introduced me to xpt. I just lurked for a while, forgot about the place, checked it out again and decided to join up.

Naw, you're right. I could only find the Spanish version. I think he says "crystal meth, cocaine, and cigarettes" somewhere in there.

that thread!?!?

Yep. The Sal McVey phenomenon led me here.

Clearly.

Garfield's ex

He says that Devil Films gave him $400, he also said that he tried Coke only when he was 17 and it was nasty:

How many of his films do you have, Tranzer????

This needs to go somewhere. Found it by accident. From the recent erotica show in Florida, I give you onionhead:

I get the feeling we'll need access to the Panzer Pedo Profile Pic on more than one occasion.

I've got some pizza and ice cream.

Still one of the funniest things on this site. Am I the only one who doesn't have a prob with Ms. Thomas putting a few pounds? Reminds me of Kim Deal. In a real good way.

I remember reading a discussion about that episode of Diffrent Strokes...the author said when Arnold got drunk it was "from the nipple straight to Ripple"

I feel bad for poor dudley. Arnold smelt trouble and got the fuck outta' dodge leaving poor dudley to play roll around naked with an old man games.

Kingfish:

I think this definitely belongs here. Can't post tube links but its easy to find. Look up Desiree Cousteau enema scene. It's friggen hilarious.

I usually just PM Panzer the enema and scat stuff.

P.S. You got 7k posts BDM, you wanna drop an occasional tube link, I won't say nuthin. You earned it.

Just saw Gia responding to Brandon Irons while browsing this thread. I wonder if anyone gave him that post mortem injection he wanted.

A sawbuck says that Donkey's so delusional he's demanding residuals from the producers of Barbie.