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He was talking about some fucking cartoon cat. I just got confused. If it makes you feel any better he is punishing me by making me talk to swami each day on the phone for an hour.



I was going to make a joke about his name, but I wasn't sure how many people here know who this was:
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."