Hey, John. Let it roll off.

Everyone just likes to joke around with each other. And of course there are some who are just jokes. those are the ones to ignore. Like me.

Oh, BTW, I talked to god, and apparently I had it all wrong. He doesn't hate you. He loves you. He was talking about some fucking cartoon cat. I just got confused. If it makes you feel any better he is punishing me by making me talk to swami each day on the phone for an hour.

See? See how badly it turns out when I try to be funny?