Everyone gets bummed out when they find out their girl is cheating on them, but most guys don't kill themselves. Here's one who did after finding his soon-to-be model ex-wife was either pimping herself out to or just fucking both Leonardo DiCaprio and Adrian Grenier in Cannes last month: Death by Whore.

What's the worst story you've heard about this type of situation? One of my Dad's friends got in a high-speed police chase after his wife cheated on him and wound up crashing his car downtown, got out and started waving a gun around and went out in a suicide-by cop scenario.

At least take the whore out with you:

Back in the 80s a friend of the family found out his wife was cheating and planning to have him served. He liquidated everything he could, took their savings and bought a Grand National new off the lot. Then he bought some coke and got really fucking high. He drove the grand national into the concrete base of a bridge head on doing ~120MPH.

Why would a 40 year-old, relatively athletic and handsome man need to take hormone replacements to boost libido? Fuck, I'm 45 and it's only in the last year that my libido has allowed me to concentrate for ten or fifteen minutes on anything other than sex.

Because the tv ads told him he needed it and all his faggot friends were doing it.

There is a local guy around here who keeps going on local news on tv and radio that is whining about having a massive stroke while using the testosterone drugs. Turns out he had high blood pressure and was taking boner pills along with the testosterone. He was crying publicly because he's in a lawsuit over the stroke with the drug company and is trying to force a settlement. His old lady is suing too because they can't have sex anymore. Usually I vote for the little guy against a big corporation but these nitwits deserve the misery for being stupid.

Boner pills usually drop the bp. But add in the testosterone...wow...who knows?

i may be going on a shot of test prop soon. i can't make sense of my rapids strength loss and i am starting to hate the way i look. ill keep yall niggas posted

I used to whack a lot when I was 11-12 to the scene where the sex wife was fucking on the ground. We had a hot box hooked to the TV, so all the pay per view channels were available, including the one when a single movie was on the loop for 24 or so hours, and I was alone until 8pm when I got to home after school. Then I just recorded this scene to VHS and was [re] windin' it whenever I needed instead of waiting for next time when the movie was paying on PPV.

Worked for Mel Gibson.

Fucker's got some great Aryan genes. Good for him.

I hear Mel on the HGH not test.

With his money he is probably on both, but the way the pic looks I'd say he is on the juice for sure.

of course he's on both and it doesn't take money. not to mention someones name but it's super common. the thing with trt...once you get on it, you're on it. your body stops producing testosterone when you start supplementing at that age.

That King of the Hill ep where Peggy sneaks Hank trt.