Everyone gets bummed out when they find out their girl is cheating on them, but most guys don't kill themselves. Here's one who did after finding his soon-to-be model ex-wife was either pimping herself out to or just fucking both Leonardo DiCaprio and Adrian Grenier in Cannes last month: Death by Whore.

What's the worst story you've heard about this type of situation? One of my Dad's friends got in a high-speed police chase after his wife cheated on him and wound up crashing his car downtown, got out and started waving a gun around and went out in a suicide-by cop scenario.

At least take the whore out with you: