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#216262 - 03/11/09 10:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
loopnode Offline
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I thought this was a stout, but it's a strangely sweet tasting porter that reminds me a lot of coffee (both in taste and color).
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#216263 - 03/12/09 10:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216264 - 03/13/09 09:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

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bad night ahead... ..dreams of Alena Hemcova's tits

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#216265 - 03/14/09 08:35 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Loop, I love that picture.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#216266 - 03/14/09 07:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Capt. Morgan ...a far better cold remedy than Nightquil..
Im gonna ride with the Capt.? Til the wheels come off..
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#216267 - 03/14/09 07:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Guiness all night. Hopefully I'll stay the fuck away from the poker table after....
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#216268 - 03/14/09 08:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
While Bish is settin' sails on the Capt Morgan, I'm ordering a vodka right now.
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#216269 - 03/22/09 07:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
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Buyer beware. This beer tastes like a heavy bowel movement. I've been alternating between a bottle of this and a bottle of Moosehead. At ten beers I am full, bloated and angry.




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#216270 - 03/22/09 07:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Looks awfully light to me !
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#216271 - 03/22/09 07:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
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Posts: 1681
5.2% of pure wheat hell.
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#216272 - 03/22/09 07:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
butterman Offline
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Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
Absinthe- nice drink and flavor. I like it served the Czech method- in picture.



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#216273 - 03/22/09 07:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Vodka "mojitos" tonight.

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#216274 - 03/22/09 07:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
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I was at a bar last summer that had rum, ice, mint and limes, but they wouldn't make my wife a mojito.
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#216275 - 03/22/09 08:03 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Mojitos contain club soda, too although caiprinhas do not and the multiculti Brazilians recoginize the legitimacy of the vodka-based caipiroska. Para agorrorar la borrachera, esta bien cualquier vino. Making mojitos requires a bit of know-how, one has to "muddle" together the mint, rum, and sugar to get the right flavor. Sounds like the bartenders were greenhorns.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (03/22/09 08:06 PM)

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#216276 - 03/22/09 08:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
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That must've been it. They must've been out of club soda.
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#216277 - 03/22/09 08:08 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Doubt that. I edited my initial post to include my hypothesis.

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#216278 - 03/22/09 08:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
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Quote:







Leaving Las Vegas?.
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#216279 - 03/22/09 08:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
True story. I went on a date once and after we pulled out of my driveway, he said, "Hey babe, can you reach behind you in the backseat and open up that bottle of scotch back there?" First and last date from that guy. I told him I wasn't feeling well and made him take me back home.
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#216280 - 03/22/09 08:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Anyone stashing a bottle of scotch under a car seat is not to be trifled with.

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#216281 - 03/23/09 03:32 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

"Hey babe, can you reach behind you in the backseat and open up that bottle of scotch back there?" First and last date from that guy. I told him I wasn't feeling well and made him take me back home.




Pfffft....you should have played the date out at least....he might have handed you a ROLL like Ben gives to Sera after Sera takes him into her apartment and Ben gives her his last 15 Grand or whatever, in case he "loses it." He sounds like a blackout drunk, unless he is a serial rapist, either way it is a win-win, you can steal some valuable shit from the idiot, OR you get a rape fantasy fulfilled. dont deny you have them, all great whores do...


In reality, I know Gia can more than handle herself...the only person in danger was the idiot with the scotch. He was About as subtle as a community bedpan.....
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#216282 - 03/23/09 03:35 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
1. great idea. steal from a guy who knows where i live. he picked me up at my place to go on the date, remember?

2. i prefer my rape fantasies sober.
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#216283 - 03/23/09 12:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

1. great idea. steal from a guy who knows where i live. he picked me up at my place to go on the date, remember?

2. i prefer my rape fantasies sober.




Ahh well I guess it depends on what there is to swipe, but I thought my spirit of just kidding was obvious without me writing the always-annoying "j/k" letters/disclaimer at the end.

[fat albert & the cosby kids]Don't steal kids, don't steal![/fat albert & the cosby kids]
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#216284 - 03/23/09 01:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Newports Offline
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Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
Been drinking a lot of this stuff lately. It's damn tasty and priced pretty fairly ($3 for 16.9 ounces) considering the rise in beer prices lately.


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#216285 - 03/23/09 02:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
butterman Offline
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Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
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True story. I went on a date once and after we pulled out of my driveway, he said, "Hey babe, can you reach behind you in the backseat and open up that bottle of scotch back there?" First and last date from that guy. I told him I wasn't feeling well and made him take me back home.




Actually, that is a good move. I had a buddy who started drinking way too much. To the point he drank bourbon while he drove. One night he must of blacked out and drove off the road at high speed and flipped his car. The only good move he made was wearing his seatbelt. Luckily he was alone and did not hurt anyone else. He was pretty messed up though- in the hospital for a while. The court made him go to conseling, but it took a few more years for him stop completely. Drinking and driving do not mix at all. If the driver is doing shots-definitely have them stop and get out!


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#216286 - 03/23/09 02:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified

da BURGLAR
Quote:

[fat albert & the cosby kids]Don't steal kids, don't steal![/fat albert & the cosby kids]




Aaaand he's racist too.
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#216287 - 03/23/09 06:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Yuengling lagers tonight.

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#216288 - 03/23/09 06:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
It's a work night, and I have to go in @ 0600 ET, but I only need two more glasses to finish off my bottle of Skyy. I prefer the Belvidere, but I hate to waste, so I'm saving it for until I finish this one. Drinking straight, which is foul, I don't care how many times it's distilled.

Good choice ivor-driver, what part of the country are you in that they're actually distributing to? We can't the Yueng here in Indiana yet.
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#216289 - 03/23/09 07:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Absinthe- nice drink and flavor. I like it served the Czech method- in picture.





That looks pretty interesting, Ive heard so much about Absinthe, and most of it is shit they say.

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#216290 - 03/23/09 07:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Would Absinthe be the equivalent or anything like Raki? That shit was fucking filthy! My sister-in-law's father brings it back with him from Albania every year when visiting family overseas.
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#216291 - 03/23/09 07:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Never even heard of Raki, what is that a liquor or something else?

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#216292 - 03/23/09 07:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Wiki on absinthe

Wiki on Raki tiki tavi or something like that
Apparently both taste like anise [anus as far as I'm concerned]
Judge for yourself because like whores Wiki lies.
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#216293 - 03/23/09 07:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Yuk dont like anise flavored liquor only Sambuca in my espresso after dinner.

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#216294 - 03/23/09 08:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Newports Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
Quote:

Yuk dont like anise flavored liquor...




I feel the same way about beer. There are some with overpowering anise flavor and it just kills it for me.

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#216295 - 03/24/09 06:36 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bishop Offline
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Quote:

Yuk dont like anise flavored liquor only Sambuca in my espresso after dinner.



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#216296 - 03/24/09 08:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
A few bud lights at the Oasis in my little town !
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#216297 - 03/24/09 09:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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I should in your opinion but Im not going to, I love my life. Buy a fucking place and stay put so you dont have to keep jumping on trains to travel state to state after you meet the love of your life on Myspace. I still find you just as sexy as Taye Diggs, you're the spitting image. .
Did you use your new girlfriends name to put your new fake cars insurance under? Get a life Bish, and stop worrying about mine, why all the hatin? I dont hate the poor and underprivileged!

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#216298 - 03/24/09 10:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
I watched Sunset Boulevard earlier, I'll be senidng out inappopriate p/m's for the next few hours.

Remember, blame it on booze and William Holden.

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#216299 - 03/25/09 09:40 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
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I should in your opinion but Im not going to, I love my life. Buy a fucking place and stay put so you dont have to keep jumping on trains to travel state to state after you meet the love of your life on Myspace. I still find you just as sexy as Taye Diggs, you're the spitting image. .
Did you use your new girlfriends name to put your new fake cars insurance under? Get a life Bish, and stop worrying about mine, why all the hatin? I dont hate the poor and underprivileged!


Thanks I have a life but this would be a good time for yours to end... You can admit eternal slumber sounds good,doesn't it??? No more lesbo rejection from the lifestyle that was thrust upon you cause the gene-pool shot you snake-eyes... Just one long nod, just like the diesel you miss jackin' into your arm every two hours or DO YOU??? Is the monkey back gyp? Let's wrap this up.. It'll be better for everyone ....
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#216300 - 03/25/09 07:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 05/22/08
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#216301 - 03/25/09 07:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
EricIAFD, I live in Merry-land, and am enjoying a cold Yuengling lager right now.

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#216302 - 03/25/09 07:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bishop Offline
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Quote:

EricIAFD, I live in Merry-land, and am enjoying a cold Yuengling lager right now.


Wow those Yuenglings are contagious tonight.... Same here
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#216303 - 03/26/09 02:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Electrical fire sends everyone home early.

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#216304 - 03/26/09 07:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
As I type, a cold Yuengling lager awaits.

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#216305 - 03/26/09 07:30 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
turningblue Offline
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Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
Old Speckled Hen English Ale at 10:30pm EST.
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#216306 - 03/26/09 07:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Newports Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
Snowed all day, so I stayed in and had a pretty fair amount of tequila. 30/30 Reposado to be exact.

May have some beer now.

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#216307 - 03/26/09 09:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Old Speckled Hen English Ale at 10:30pm EST.




I've never had it but it is a sentimental favorite amongst MG car owners. Is it any good?

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#216308 - 03/27/09 08:44 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
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Quote:

Electrical fire sends everyone home early.





Power still out at office.

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#216310 - 03/27/09 03:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
A twelve pack of Stella Artois and a blizzard bearing down.

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#216311 - 03/28/09 04:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Stella is awesome. I split a case of these with my brother. I just couldn't justify spending $127 for a case, but fuck is it good.





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#216312 - 03/28/09 06:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Mojitos.

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