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#523456 - 07/01/11 05:04 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
My Pop taught me there is nothing more dangerous than a dull knife, and it's true.

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#523460 - 07/01/11 05:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Thinking back, I think I might have done this with a butter-knife. The rounded tip was why it went astray and caught my finger. It's a real jaggedy cut. I probably should have gone for stitches, but my drunk ass was preoccupied. But I did manage to successfully fry up a batch of frozen butter battered mushrooms. Now there's a giant streak of blood across my stainless fridge so it looks like I murdered someone in my kitchen.

Btw, in case anyone was wondering, butter battered mushrooms induce farts that smell just like artificial butter-flavored popcorn.
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#523469 - 07/01/11 08:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
I never drink on Canada day anymore.
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#523470 - 07/01/11 08:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Is it bad luck? Nobody fuxking told me.
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#523472 - 07/02/11 12:20 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Naw, just the sheer stupidity of the night. I live in the Capital , so it's like X1000. That, and the fact I'm a tray jockey. I just am done with being in a bar after working the night.
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#523542 - 07/02/11 06:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Mostly underage kids drinking in public, no one over the age of 19 goes to see the fireworks anymore.

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#523551 - 07/02/11 06:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
There will be lots of legal people in Weehawken Monday watching the Hudson fireworks.
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#523614 - 07/03/11 10:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Generizer Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
400mg of Mg2+ dissolved in about 6 oz. of H20. Really, don't be jealous. whistle

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#523615 - 07/03/11 10:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Generizer]
Kingfish Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Gen, are you b.i.d, t.i.d or q.i.d on the Magnesium?
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#523617 - 07/03/11 11:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Kingfish]
Generizer Offline
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Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Gen, are you b.i.d, t.i.d or q.i.d on the Magnesium?


1/d although typically not that consistent with it when my rectum expels my soul profusely. blush

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#524157 - 07/10/11 12:57 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Just got in. Hung out with some old friends, and threw back about a dozen or so. Realized that we've all reached the age where alot of the crazy stories are from closer to 20 years ago than 10. Had a really good time though. If the definition of good friends was people you don't see for a number of years, then you pick up right from where you left off, I have many more than I thought. Very happy night.
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#524547 - 07/15/11 04:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
J.B.
Unregistered


Who isn't drinking tonight?

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#524549 - 07/15/11 04:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
cl's going down like water. they pretty much are water but you know what i mean.
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#524557 - 07/15/11 06:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: ]
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Who isn't drinking tonight?


Me.
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#525238 - 07/22/11 03:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind

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#525248 - 07/22/11 04:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
J.B.
Unregistered


I'm there as soon as I install this new AC. The old one ain't hacking this 103 heat, to say nothing about the humidity.

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#525250 - 07/22/11 04:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
They're only designed to cool by about 20 degrees. It's been 85 in my house, during the day, for the last 18 days. My ac unit is about 15 years old so expect to fall dead any time now.

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#525255 - 07/22/11 05:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
So hot here even the tranny hookers are staying inside. just got back from a lame party where the only booze was bud light.
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#525257 - 07/22/11 05:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
J.B.
Unregistered


Until a few minutes ago, it was too hot to drink, even for me.

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#525258 - 07/22/11 05:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Bud Light? Was it a Donkey Long party? That could be why there were no tranny hookers on the streets, they were otherwise employed.

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#525260 - 07/22/11 05:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Yes. Yes I am.

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#525262 - 07/22/11 06:26 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: have2cit]
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Originally Posted By: have2cit
Bud Light? Was it a Donkey Long party? That could be why there were no tranny hookers on the streets, they were otherwise employed.


It was just horrid. And they were charging for the beer. A frumpy girl standing beside a tip jar was demanding a $1. And who the fuck gets a birthday cake from costco for their guests? I left when the guy with a mohawk and shape-ups came in. lameness all around.
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#525267 - 07/22/11 06:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Sounds like Ryan would find it classy.

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#525270 - 07/22/11 06:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
shockingly i did see jean val jean there until he left as soon as he walked in. thats the first time i've ever seen that guy use his brain whereas i stayed around for an hour trying my new persona as an optimist.
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#525271 - 07/22/11 06:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
whiskey tonight bitchesszzzzsss
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#525314 - 07/23/11 04:43 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
mallocup Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
I am, but my mate and the 2 Thai chicks we have holed up here have gone all fucking shuteye. Fucking lightweights. Some extra-loud Foo Fighters should fix that..
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#525334 - 07/23/11 09:09 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
I've pretty much decided I'm going to. When we had to sell my folk's home, I ended up with the contents of their liquor cabinet. Stumbled over the boxes this morning in my storage unit.
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#525338 - 07/23/11 09:41 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Just make sure there are no floaties.
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#527055 - 08/14/11 01:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Ketel One & Diet 7UP. Went to the Great Alaskan Bush Co. at 8pm. Ran into a tattooed Suicide Girl there who used to make coffee for me. Saw at least 3 girls dancing who either had baby-bumps or drink too much beer. Woke up in my car at 4am who no money in my pockets but the number of the hottest girl in the club. She kinda looks like a 22 year old Carmen Electra.
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#527084 - 08/15/11 12:12 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Everyone is hassling me to do a million shooters at my new gig but i can't imbibe until the 26th. It's annoying. Why the fuck am I bartending again....
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#527997 - 08/25/11 03:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind



For the first time in weeks.

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#528209 - 08/27/11 05:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
4.5 hours at the bar should be as much hurricane preparation as anyone needs. Bar owner was miserable because the cops told him everyone out by 10, so he had to get everyone out by 8:30, so he could have the 1.5 hours of clean up and closing. He cryin about losing Sat night receipts, like anyone going to be heading to the bar at 10.
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#528840 - 09/03/11 01:31 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Adding to the things-to-not-to-do list: Vomit after you've recently consumed an iced mocha followed by lots of red wine. That combination doesn't come back up very nicely.
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#528887 - 09/03/11 05:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
taintwrecker Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 09/19/06
Posts: 42
at 5am this morning I found myself in a rose bush...no more whisky...ever.

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#528906 - 09/03/11 08:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Ashy Larry Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 51
Loc: Cabrini Green Projects
I got's a handcart full of Colt .45 sixers, and all the Green Hornet episodes. So either I get shitfaced and watch Bruce Lee, or I get shitfaced and pass out dreaming about giving Kyra Sedgwick one giant negro creampie...woo hoo!!!

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#531301 - 10/09/11 12:44 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
kids got a tourney in mass this weekend... we hit the bruins/tampa game and i got my drunk irish on. sam adams brick red to be exact.
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#531305 - 10/09/11 01:04 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Google bots look at this thread a lot.
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#532180 - 10/20/11 02:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: charin]
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
I'm trying this tonight-


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#532208 - 10/21/11 06:11 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Sonny Chiba]
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
Originally Posted By: Sonny Chiba
I'm trying this tonight-


Two Thumbs up. Next week Knob Creek Special reserve
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#532217 - 10/21/11 08:44 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Looks like I'm going to have to give up beer. The fucking shit spikes my sugar and then I feel like I've been anesthetized the next day. I practically faint after a meal. Wine doesn't seem to have the same effect. At least not to the same degree.
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#532251 - 10/21/11 09:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: backdoorman]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Looks like I'm going to have to give up beer.


I think I'd work on the diet first. Life without beer, with all it's hops, malts and nuances would seem empty.

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#532283 - 10/22/11 09:11 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Wouldn't wine have more sugar?
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#532306 - 10/22/11 12:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Wouldn't wine have more sugar?


http://www.videojug.com/expertanswer/dia...ood-sugar-level
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#532312 - 10/22/11 12:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Generizer Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
Double Chocolate Stout *drool*

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#532317 - 10/22/11 01:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Generizer]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Generizer
Double Chocolate Stout *drool*



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#532324 - 10/22/11 02:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Fiend]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Originally Posted By: Fiend
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Wouldn't wine have more sugar?


http://www.videojug.com/expertanswer/dia...ood-sugar-level


Thanks Fiend !
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#532326 - 10/22/11 02:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: backdoorman]
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
nevermind wallowing in the minutiae bdm. get yourself in shape and get back on the bottle like the rest of us.
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#532327 - 10/22/11 03:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Heh I'm not diabetic. [at least not yet] I have reactive hypoglycemia. My insulin kicks my ass if I overload on carbs and sometimes it dosn't really take much at all. Taters and beans wear me out ! It's good to be able to have a glass of wine in the evening though. Giving up beer is almost impossible for me. I love it !
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#532329 - 10/22/11 03:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: backdoorman]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: backdoorman
My insulin kicks my ass if I overload on carbs and sometimes it dosn't really take much at all... Giving up beer is almost impossible for me. I love it !



Priorities: Porter > Pasta.

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#532336 - 10/22/11 04:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: backdoorman]
Generizer Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Heh I'm not diabetic. [at least not yet] I have reactive hypoglycemia. My insulin kicks my ass if I overload on carbs and sometimes it dosn't really take much at all. Taters and beans wear me out ! It's good to be able to have a glass of wine in the evening though. Giving up beer is almost impossible for me. I love it !


Reactive hypoglycemia is a result of improper dietary habits. What works for you may not for others and vice versa. Often times an imbalance of miro-flora may be the cause for improper assimilation during the digestive process. Eating ample amounts of protein, tons of fiber (berries and veggies)and keep your complex carb intake to the size of the palm of your hand until you have it under control; all the while taking at least 8 billion of a probiotic should be sufficient enough to feel and notice a difference within a few days to a week.

Also take into consideration what you are eating or have eaten at least an hour prior to drinking beer that makes you spike.

Eating healthy vs. eating shitty and drinking are huge differences from one another. You will see once you do this. smile

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