Yea this whole 'rosebud' aka asshole on the outside is unacceptable, vile, and icky. I can't imagine it smells pleasant, it looks awful and painful, and when dukie can just slide right out of your balloon knot because the knot untied, that's just a big no. No no no

Your asspipe and intestine should be hidden always. Hell, duct tape that shit. I honestly think I'd vomit and leave