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#61239 - 10/05/0406:07 PMRe: Man accidentally cuts off his own penis..
Smartt
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Quote: Constantin Mocanu, a 67-year-old from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
But instead of cutting the chicken's throat, Mr Mocanu cut off his own penis.
He said: "I confused it with the chicken's neck. I cut it and the dog rushed and ate it."
FUCKIN´ STUPID! Good thing is, he won´t sire stupid kids.
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