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#408625 - 12/17/10 06:55 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Pet peeve - people that are oblivious to the thought that anyone else on Earth may have an agenda not in sync with their own. Example - people that call me on the phone or radio when they know damned well I'm in the middle of something.
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#408626 - 12/17/10 11:15 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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People who stand still on fucking escalators. They are shaped like stairs for a reason. Move your fucking lazy ass.
Did i mention I was at the mall today?
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#408628 - 12/18/10 08:27 AM
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^^^ Every single morning around 9:45 AM getting out of the subway.
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#408630 - 12/18/10 09:56 AM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I knew a chick that couldn't walk on the escalator. She would fucking trip every time she tried. It was kind of funny.
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#408632 - 12/18/10 08:39 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Totally agree about the right hand side thing. I used to have a really hard time getting on a downward escalator, I would get really dizzy or something, it was just weird.
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#408633 - 12/18/10 08:46 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I believe that if you are a woman AND have a mustache or five o'clock shadow you should fucking shut your pie hole. Seriously , if I shave off my mustache then so should you bitch and if you refuse to do it then I don't want to hear any noise out of your mouth, especially if I don't know you well.
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#408634 - 12/18/10 09:03 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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There are little old ladies running around here with goatees longer than my beard. Baaaaaa!!!!
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#408637 - 12/19/10 11:11 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Bucket after bucket is pouring down on the California Land at present. Oh God the bucket. Why is God crying? Church has trouble. Very solid claim. Well, I got overwhelmed. I thought I had did everything right! 
First off I had did what Jesus had assed which was to not have no adult material. Okay, great.
Comin' down good, real good.
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#408639 - 12/23/10 06:34 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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More holiday related peeves.
1) nobody fucking carries goddamn money around. And please spare me the bullshit, because too many motherfuckers can't remember PINs/Accounts, are over-drawn (which it TOTALLY the clerk's fault) or are too slow on the draw using the card machines.
2) We are not in Cairo, you fucking cunt/minority (it's never white males). The price on the fucking item is the fucking price. Stop haggling. Do you really think a high school student who is getting 10 bucks an hour really has the authoritAY to give you a discount anyways?
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#408640 - 12/23/10 10:25 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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People who walk their dog through the mall. Especially 2 days before Christmas when they know damn well shit's fucking crowded and their dog is impeding upon valuable walking space like we're all not slowed down enough as is. Dogs have been happy staying at home for centuries. No need for Sparkles to be at Beverly Center with you.
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#408641 - 12/23/10 10:38 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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cashiers who give you the change on top of the dollars and it goes flying everywhere... put the change into my palm so I can grab it then hand me the bills! grrrrrr
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#408642 - 12/24/10 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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If they did that they couldn't look down your top while you are picking up your change. They are smarter than they look.
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#408643 - 12/24/10 06:26 AM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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While we are on the subject, the person that buys one $400 dollar item using sixteen $25 gift cards, make that eighteen by the time they remember about sales tax.
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#408646 - 12/30/10 06:54 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I have a family member who makes it a point to buy and handout those giant boxes of assorted chocolates every year a couple days after christmas, the ones that have a map in the lid of which chocolate is which. I don't know why but its a tradition. This year's box I received says its "Assorted Chocolates" and then under that it proclaims "Made with real Chocolate!!".
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#408647 - 01/04/11 04:04 PM
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Anonymous
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PEOPLE WHO LEAVE VOICEMAILS.
Worse still: People who leave blank voicemails.
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#408649 - 01/04/11 05:42 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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So what's wrong with voicemails? Isn't that the point? If you don't want a voicemail so you can prepare yourself to call me back with some knowledge of the subject of the v-mail I left you, then turn off voicemail on your phone. Plain and simple if you are receiving voicemails and you hate them it's your own fault because you have the feature enabled on your service.
I have people I don't particularly like that I am forced to interact with. They call me...I hit "ignore" and they leave me a voicemail. I play the message, find the answer or formulate the response and play the message again and from the menu send a response that automatically goes to their voicemail. Communication accomplished and I don't look like some dick-sucking fag glued to my cell phone trying to type shit into a touch-screen.
Long story short- if you call me and want me to call you back, you better leave a message or you will not hear back from me because I figure it wasn't important enough for you to leave a voicemail. And keep the hell off my lawn! [/Eastwood El Camino Mode]
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#408650 - 01/04/11 05:53 PM
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Anonymous
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Long story short- if you call me and want me to call you back, you better leave a message or you will not hear back from me because I figure it wasn't important enough for you to leave a voicemail. And keep the hell off my lawn! [/Eastwood El Camino Mode]
Yeah. It was the no-message vm I was objecting to, because not only have I taken the time to listen to it, I discovered I've wasted my time because there was no "there" there.
I'm probably more pissed off b/c I received it getting out of the subway from work and deleted it in disgust without thinking to check who it was from. It's probably better all around that I didn't.
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#408651 - 01/05/11 06:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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J.B. I'd be more focused on finding out how Panzer got your number to begin with.
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#408652 - 01/05/11 06:35 AM
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You know, if I hadn't already decided to take an impromptu boozing day, that thought would surely have prompted one. Pass the mind bleach. 
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#408654 - 02/08/11 12:08 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
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The feds, Manwin, Sarah Palin, blacks.
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#408655 - 02/09/11 05:07 AM
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#408656 - 02/13/11 04:25 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 461
Loc: Hell, or something like it
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Things that make you mad...humm... The wife gets pregnant, you go to the classes, think of names, buy the furniture, paint the room, all that shit. The big day comes, you're in the delivery room with all the nurses/doctors...and the fucking baby pops out....black. 
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#408657 - 02/13/11 05:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Holy fuck.
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#563785 - 08/18/12 04:41 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I went to use the bathroom at a fancy bar last night and as I was washing my hands I hit the soap dispenser and it shot a big splooge of liquid soap all across the bottom of my shirt. So I had to wash that out and spend 10 minutes holding paper towels on both side of my shirt to get it to dry off so I wouldn't look ridiculous when I went back to the bar for another drink.
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#563833 - 08/18/12 10:39 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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lol i did that the other week.almost looked like someone shot a wad on me.had to change shirts.
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#563844 - 08/18/12 11:35 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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I love the auto foaming soap dispensers I see more and more of nowadays.
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#563845 - 08/18/12 11:38 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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The feds, Manwin, Sarah Palin, blacks. a solution is have the feds raid manwin with black security,then meet palin for some drinks and gangbang her.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#600896 - 10/26/13 06:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Remember when Halloween was 1 fucking day of the year? Now it seems like the entire last third of October is dedicated to playing dress up.
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#600952 - 10/27/13 01:19 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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No matter what, if I miss their call my parents always leave me voicemail on my cellphone. But the message is as if they're leaving it on a home answering machine: "Hello?!? Hello?!? Pick up, it's Dad!"
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#600982 - 10/27/13 10:08 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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People that come in and flip through magazines for three hours and leave without buying anything. I do that.
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