didn't know they had pewwee football with leather helmets...

what a yabbo talking about his glories days of being 12 years old..

what a insufferable loozer

Says the guy with the avatar of the "loozer".

Rents due. Pay up.

another old man saying... didn't barnye fife say that in an episode of andy griffith.

The thread is about "whatcha watchin?"

Got anything for that or are you going to just stroll along?

Your act is beyond tired. Do you need time to think things over?

Is that a threat? Who cares. For the record I responded with Watcha watchen oand you little cuntz started rallying on me. I go back at you and wind you up. Then you cry. Now your threatening...

what a Fuck Twat.

I suddenly have this guy as one of Franks neighbors.

You care.

Now, what are you watching?

You at the moment I put up the avatar months ago. I did nothing to draw attention to who it was. Your little ego and low intellect is what compelled you start howling about it. Just so you could let others here in on more of your real life that as a 12 year old pasty redneck hillbilly boy in the 1930's you had exactly 22 unassisted tackles of other pasty redneck hillbilly racist 12 year old boys. The mere fact that you have and EGO about anything on this board says more about your collective loozerdom than anything I could ever write.

So you chose "think things over".

Good choice.

Damn.

Edit: He doesn't disappoint:

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=577122#Post577122

Is this a game show called Idle threats?

Bwahahahahahah

LOL!

i like this last whore.

Baseball marathon on the MLB Channel.

It's a Wonderful Life on dvr. People smoking in public. Cocktails at work. The town whore not being gangraped nightly. The townsmen all at the bar on Christmas Eve. I'm drunk, high, maudlin and will cry at the end.

I'm on my second time through the USA Network's Indiana Jones marathon. I don't know if I'm thumbs up or down on the Crystal Skull one. First time I ever saw more that a few fleeting minutes of it, and I was in and out of it. Raiders 2x in one day is cool though. I'd so totally bone a feisty, early 80's Karen Allen.

Watching 'Resident Evil: Retribution.' There's a hot Asian assassin chick in this one. I'd fuck her.

Shocking.

Victoria's Secret 2012 fashion show. The models sure look very sexy.

I'm going to start my 3rd attempt to make it through Lincoln as I fall asleep on the couch. Movie is OK so far. Well acted, I'm just up to the debates starting in the House.

I LOVE Academy Award screener season.

Eh. Lincoln was OK, worth watching. Best Picture, like the hype was saying? Only if it is a weak year and only cause the bed wetting liberals that form the majority of the Academy would vote for it. I could see Daniel Day Lewis getting Best Actor, as I liked his portrayal, but I really don't think I saw enough out of Sally or Tommy Lee Jones to get them a statue. It'll prolly pick up some cheap ones like Costume Design and that crap.

As far as historical accuracy, no clue and could care less. It is a movie, anything in it that was historically accurate should be considered an accident.

I wouldn't mind seeing a U.S. Grant movie. Drunken hijinks around the White House could be entertaining.



Next up:

Jack Black should play Grant.

Just Saw Zero Dark Thirty.

First 120 minutes is nauseatingly badly acted(why is the President from Baltestar Galactica talking with a hard to place southern accent?) Incoherently written(jumping from local to local from year to year with no structure... its shows that it was one of those movies written "on the fly") The CIA station chief is a trope of the Police Captain that's at odds with his best detectives...

The only redeeming portion of the film is the last 30 minutes when they go "Zero dark thirty" to get BinLaden which is so well done its worth having to sit through the cinematic "water board" that is the firs 2/3 of this movie.

I don't know why anybody is getting Oscar buzz for anything in this film other than patriotism.

If you watch Homeland then pass this up because nothing covered in this movie hasn't been better portrayed than in Homeland...

MTV's "Buckwild" should be called "Tits & Rednecks."

I caught a couple of minutes of it. Meh. I did like the big grain truck swimming pool, tho.

Might as well combine this with the latest movie watched thread IMO.

Night of the Sexual Demons aka Night of the Damned
Slow but lots of nudity.
IMDB link


Zombie A-hole on Midnight Pulp a Roku channel. Surprisingly entertaining for one of this ilk.

so ive been watching american horror story asylum and it seems like they ran out of ideas towards the end of the season.i remember just the first couple episodes it had so much going for it.overall id say it was good but they shouldve cut it off earlier.

Banshee started on Cinemax Friday night. Was good so far.

Saw the ad last night. Looks like good stuff.

Just watched episode 1 of Carrie Diaries.

Started taking advantage of my dormant Netflix account and got hooked (for some unexplainable reason) on these BBC produced travel series. Nothing very exceptional about any of them, but they were interesting enough that I sat through several hours in a row.

Started out with:



Then onto the whole Palin series (there are several different series), currently on this one:



I have the unsettling urge to visit Eastern Europe--and not just to whoremonger.

the taste i think its called.it has nigella,anthony bourdain,and two other famous chefs;one from san diego that has five sucessful restaurants.anyway they pick teams based on a spoonful of a dish prepared by a chef.in later episodes theyll blindly(again)judge dishes but the twist is they dont know if its someones on their teams dish.

but back to what i was getting at.this one asshole decided to make mole.now if you know what mole looks like you know that was a bad idea.nigella put that shit in her mouth and couldnt stop about how horrible it tasted and it seemd like she almost blurted out a couple times that she thought it was shit on that spoon.needless to say that guy didnt make the cut.





now mole actually doesnt taste bad.its an acquired taste and after it grows on you its quite good.not something youll want to eat all the time,but still.i recommend you try it at least once.

also panzer(the domain fondler),im sure with all those sites youve been buying shemale and enema porn is well along the lines.you could sub mole sauce for poop in your schizen films.

you have to sign in but they show the mole part

They obviously made a shitty mole, no pun intended. Doesn't traditional mole have over 25 ingredients? You have to be a pretty accomplished chef who's well versed in Mexican cuisine to crank out an acceptable mole. Rick Bayless made a batch once on Top Chef Masters, and the judges were creaming their collective drawers/panties over it. Bayless said that it's taken 20+ years to perfect the recipe.

i think the guy was just an at home chef.but im thinking even the greatest mole wouldnt have pleased the panels palettes.especially nigella who looked at the spoon like it was shit.

The Liquidator

It's a show based in BC about a guy who owns a liquidation warehouse who wheels and deals with anyone who phones him or comes to his warehouse with product with a deal on merchandise they can't sell. He also works with bailiffs who have to clear leasers who haven't paid their rent to sell whatever assets are left in the business premises.

Unfortunately, it's just a Canadian show, but it's really amusing as the owner Jeff Schwarz is a very entertaining guy. I'm not sure if he's jewish, but in one episode, he seems to get jewed by a jew, so it's pretty confusing, yet still entertaing.

Again, with it being a Canadian show, I'm not sure if any cable network in the states has picked it up, and on the Canadian network's website, http://www.oln.ca/details.php?id=128 , there doesn't seem to be playable episodes, at least from my cursory glance, and even if there were it would probably need some Canadian proxy.

Great program.

An ep and a half into 1600 Penn. Not terrible for major network. It's certainly not That's My Bush, but it's nice to see a human running the White House.

Anybody catch Banshee last night. Lots of fairly explicit sex and the leading chick did full on frontal nudity. Funny thing is most of the chicks in that show have small breasts.

There's porn for nudity, too.

Just finished watching:





Just started watching:

ive been watching the following and the americans,but im thinking both of these shows are big jerk offs that arent gonna go anywhere.

The public argument between the LDMC and Sutter amused the nation and promoted the show for almost a week. Sutter thought the Discovery show was exploiting his FX show so he tweeted: “watched DEVIL’S RIDE. probably get in trouble for saying this, but I’m pretty sure my SOA actors could kick the shit out of this ‘real’ MC.”

A The Devils Ride cast member then told TMZ “I am concerned that Kurt’s creative mind is stuck in make-believe land with his recent comment on Twitter. Here’s a reality check for ya Kurt…. I am sending a personal invitation to your pretty-faced Kurt Cobain look-alike star Jax (portrayed by Charlie Hunnam) to come down to San Diego and prove your point. And tell him to wear those shiny white kicks too. I hope he’s a size 11, I could use some new shoes.”
Sutter tweeted back, “the reality is that hunnam is probably the toughest fucking dude on my set. newcastle street kid. he’s the last guy I’d ever pick to fight.”
So everybody on television has demons. Everybody who plays an outlaw on television is a bad ass.
Sutter went on to tweet, “i know devil’s ride has exploited SOA and is now using me for more exposure” and “LACTATING DEVILS, fake MC is now threatening actors. wow, they are so fucking BADASS. gigiddy. TMZ you complete me.”
Then, that tempest in a teapot ended as quickly as it began. Sutter has denied any hidden interest in The Devils Ride.

The best known example of tensions between the Laffing Devils and members of other motorcycle clubs was a fight on May 12 between Deron Jaffe, a member of the Peckerwoods Motorcycle Club, and two patched members and one supporter of the Laffing Devils. Jaffe explains, “I was defending myself against three of them and since I’ve seen them committing felonies on television, with no backlash from the police, I felt threatened by this self-admitted outlaw motorcycle gang.” Jaffe also has stated that the two patched Laffing Devils voluntarily surrendered their cuts to him with the understanding that they would be returned to their chapter president. Jaffe was arrested on two counts of suspicion of robbery and two counts of assault and battery. And, since he is a member of a motorcycle club that does not have its own television show Jaffe was also hit with five gang enhancements. So far the case has cost him about $25,000. He is currently free on a $276,000 bond.
One obvious question is which of the Laffing Devils pressed charges against Jaffe. Which raises a second question about whether a real motorcycle club handles its own business or has the police handle their business for them. And, a third question – did the Laffing Devils avoid gang enhancement charges by voluntarily removing their cuts before they fought Jaffe?
Meanwhile, in the other reality, the reality that is not all about empty materialism, the Peckerwoods Motorcycle Club will hold a fund raising party for Jaffe on Saturday, June 23 at Lacey J’s Saloon and Grille in Santee California. The bar is at 8861 North Magnolia in Santee. The party costs $25 to attend. About his current encounter with television reality, Jaffe has said, “There is no justice. Just us.” Multiple attempts by this page to talk to any current member of the Laffing Devils, cast members of the show and employees of Bischoff Hervey Entertainment Television have been ignored so it is unclear at this time whether members of the Laffing Devils will attend the fundraiser or whether the production company plans to send a camera crew.

from: http://www.agingrebel.com/5996

i had a feeling that show and mc were bullshit.one of them tried clawing at credibility:

http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/07/devils-ride-sandman-robert-johnston-arrested-knife-burglary/

The stuff that they show in the gym:

I rewatched a couple of eps of Devil's Ride this weekend. I don't know the history of the LDMC, but I doubt it goes back to the 50s like the HA or to the 60s like most of the 1%er clubs. This is a phenom of fairly well paid blue collar types playing cops and robbers dress up games. The guy talking about the LD committing felonies on camera just isn't accurate. Outside of some scuffles and impaired driving, there were no felonies. Just tough talk and the suggestion there was "stuff" going on. In reality, these were Rotarians on Harley Davidsons.

That reminds me of Speed Racer.

A guy I went to college with claims his dad was the one who got Trans-Lux to bring the original series to the US.

The Ben Show on Comedy Central. I hate to admit it, but it's pretty solid.

i saw the premiere of hannibal last night.i wont be watching it again.