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#385492 - 06/15/09 03:44 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Here are my questions: 1.What is wrong with grains?We're supposed to eat them,that's why the lord Gia-ho-va put them here. 2.Given your diet,what would you eat before doing a Facial Abuse scene? 3.Any long term problems with your asshole from doing all that anal? 4.Have you met August Knight?Is she a cunt?Could you convince her to do Latina Abuse? 5.Would you ever invite Annette Schwartz over to gossip while sipping each other's urine? 1. I get more nutritional value from uncooked vegetables than a cooked grain. 2. I don't eat before scenes, and definitely no coffee. Very dehydrating and your spit will look brown. Not cute. 3. No problems. 4. She's actually very nice, but she prefers being in more glamorous porn. I'll tell her Duke will throw in a chaise lounge. 5. I'd rather just hang out gossiping at a coffee shop with Annette Schwatz in Germany and sneak into the men's bathrm. I love watching guys piss, but I'm not into piss play. Watching them piss is like watching them do something so male but not sexual. Like how you guys watch us put on lipstick. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385493 - 06/15/09 04:24 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5096 Loc:	I doubt August would do a scene for Latina Abuse. She does not seem the type. (Echoing GJordan here). _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#385494 - 06/15/09 06:33 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
drdoom Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/03/09 Posts: 163	Quote: [ I don't eat before scenes, and definitely no coffee. Very dehydrating and your spit will look brown. Not cute. So Gia, will we see you in a forthcoming Facial Abuse scene? Please DO eat before that one Damn you're sexy! _________________________ "i look wasted as fuck there. as if i had to mainline away the memory of big red and duke beating me." - Gia Jordan
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#385495 - 06/15/09 09:49 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: Regarding Coke's question, it's still an ongoing debate even on food forums. Where humans meant to be veg? Or omnivore? Personally, I don't think either way is unhealthy. The optimum diet for both/either vegs or meat eaters should be MOSTLY plant based, filled with raw (uncooked) vegs and fruit. Where else would hunter-gatherers have obtained the compact protein/energy that meat provides? Is there enough time in the day to do that much gathering? Doesn't man need vitamin b12? Where else besides meat would early man have obtained this vitamin? Why would it be more healthy to eat raw when your ancestors survived/evolved with cooked foods for thousands of years? Wouldn't your bod be expecting cooked foods? Cooked food is often easier to digest and more free of germs/bacteria. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#385496 - 06/15/09 09:50 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	PS: you skipped this question: have you ever provided sexual favors to a boss or potential boss to secure employment? what were the circumstances? As a stripper, I suspect a few club owners would have hit you up. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#385498 - 06/15/09 01:03 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: PS: you skipped this question: have you ever provided sexual favors to a boss or potential boss to secure employment? what were the circumstances? As a stripper, I suspect a few club owners would have hit you up. I've never been in a position where I had to. I'm not sure I'd trade sex for an opportunity. I wouldn't trust the person offering. Those trade offs aren't guaranteed enough for me to risk the effort. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385499 - 06/15/09 01:05 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Are you seeing Dukeskywalker, and if no, why not? He'd be perfect for you. No silly, he lives in New Jersey and I live in Los Angeles. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385500 - 06/15/09 04:56 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	G, WTF? http://www.topscore-animal.nl/nl/dvd/animal-love/iad8704/samba-girls/ Attachments 419210-giaaa.jpg (11 downloads) _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#385501 - 06/15/09 05:06 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	WHAT??? I'm just as confused as you are. I've never done a beastiality scene and the only movie I wore that outfit for was in a scene with Nick Manning. Some might consider him an animal, but this is seriously a stretch for this company. Why wouldn't they use a bigger name girl to trick the viewer into thinking their fave porn star was doing a beastiality scene? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385502 - 06/15/09 05:10 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Well it says "no animal penetration". It shows you getting banged by some guy in the back cover. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#385503 - 06/15/09 05:14 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I noticed that as well. I don't get it. I've never even done a scene in a barn for a feature film. The Nick Manning scene I suspect it's from was shot in a house on a bed in Northridge. Fancy. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385504 - 06/15/09 05:14 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: I've never done a beastiality scene Is that your final answer? Up to this point you've always seemed like a straight shooter. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#385505 - 06/15/09 05:16 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Quote: WHAT??? I'm just as confused as you are. I've never done a beastiality scene and the only movie I wore that outfit for was in a scene with Nick Manning. Some might consider him an animal, but this is seriously a stretch for this company. Why wouldn't they use a bigger name girl to trick the viewer into thinking their fave porn star was doing a beastiality scene? Maybe you looked like a chick that would fuck a farm animal to the people who did the cover art. lol. I can see it now that you have been presented in that light. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#385506 - 06/15/09 05:17 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: I noticed that as well. I don't get it. Maybe the vid company is just called Farm and they bought the scene from someone else. Farm Fantasies! _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#385507 - 06/15/09 05:20 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I looked again and saw that was the title, not the vid company. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385508 - 06/15/09 05:20 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	New Holy Grail for XPT: Find the Gia Jordan bestiality porn. Go, go, go!!! _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#385509 - 06/15/09 05:27 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	It's totally the new holy grail! I bet they put me on the cover because I look like a fat cow there. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385510 - 06/15/09 05:31 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Linda Lovelace denied the rumors about her and a German Shepherd for years. Then someone found 'Dogorama'. It was all downhill from there. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#385511 - 06/15/09 11:20 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	That box cover is just like the ads that Leisure Time would run in the back of low end skin mags about a decade or so ago. They'd run a picture from an artsy porn flick that contained a woman riding a horse to the ranch where she gets it on with one of the cowboys. They'd put enough of those on the cover to confuse the potential buyer that they would be getting an animal flick only it wasn't. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#385512 - 06/15/09 11:29 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: That box cover is just like the ads that Leisure Time would run in the back of low end skin mags about a decade or so ago. They'd run a picture from an artsy porn flick that contained a woman riding a horse to the ranch where she gets it on with one of the cowboys. They'd put enough of those on the cover to confuse the potential buyer that they would be getting an animal flick only it wasn't. Did they give you your money back? _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#385513 - 06/15/09 11:30 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: Quote: That box cover is just like the ads that Leisure Time would run in the back of low end skin mags about a decade or so ago. They'd run a picture from an artsy porn flick that contained a woman riding a horse to the ranch where she gets it on with one of the cowboys. They'd put enough of those on the cover to confuse the potential buyer that they would be getting an animal flick only it wasn't. Did they give you your money back? No. I was quite happy with Chessie Moore's scene. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#385514 - 06/15/09 11:55 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Is it considered beastiality if a girl does a scene with Donkey Long? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385515 - 06/16/09 12:53 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: Is it considered beastiality if a girl does a scene with Donkey Long? I'm not sure but it does mean that the girl is not an A-list or even B or C list girl. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#385516 - 06/16/09 05:15 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5096 Loc:	^^ I think that's considered some sort of statutory rape - taking advantage of a mentally disabled person. _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#385517 - 06/16/09 07:22 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
taint1974 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/21/07 Posts: 398	Quote: Quote: PS: you skipped this question: have you ever provided sexual favors to a boss or potential boss to secure employment? what were the circumstances? As a stripper, I suspect a few club owners would have hit you up. I've never been in a position where I had to. I'm not sure I'd trade sex for an opportunity. I wouldn't trust the person offering. Those trade offs aren't guaranteed enough for me to risk the effort. Would or did you ever trade sex for goods or services, like clothing or car repairs.
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#385518 - 06/16/09 09:19 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	or to tip the pizza delivery man? _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#385519 - 06/16/09 11:16 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Quote: Quote: PS: you skipped this question: have you ever provided sexual favors to a boss or potential boss to secure employment? what were the circumstances? As a stripper, I suspect a few club owners would have hit you up. I've never been in a position where I had to. I'm not sure I'd trade sex for an opportunity. I wouldn't trust the person offering. Those trade offs aren't guaranteed enough for me to risk the effort. Yeah you're stupid if you think having sex with someone will give you an opportunity. I remember one director once said that it appeared he was being offered sex by some reasonably well known actress for a movie role but he passed. Apparently she then tried with his co-director ( I think it may have been the Coen brothers who said this - I can't remember ) I think usually it will all come to nothing. There have been some aussie actresses who have had relationships with some Hollywood people in an attempt to get ahead. I remember hearing about some soapie actress who was suddenly in a relationship with David Spade!!! She was quitting her TV show and was apparently "moving to Hollywood" for a new life but a couple of weeks later was back in Australia again and David Spade was linked to some other girl. I can't remember if she got her old job back or not Theres another Aussie actress Krista Vendy who was asked to the Oscars by crusty old woman abuser William Hurt. Her father told the aussie media that being seen on the red carpet might help with her Hollywood ambitions. The next morning after the Oscars she told her longterm boyfriend that he was dumped and she moved in with William. I don't know how her Hollywood ambitions have progressed but I haven't heard much from her in the last few years although I think she is still in a relationship with William
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#385520 - 06/16/09 11:57 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Tritone Zip Coon Chronic Masturbator Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 1958	Gia, When you were working as a dancer, did you ever perform a lapdance for a black customer? If so, did he have to hail you over or did you come offer?
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#385521 - 06/16/09 12:24 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	[JIGALOO]did he try and pay you with foodstamps?[/JIGALOO] _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#385522 - 06/16/09 12:25 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	[amos]'Scuse me dare Miss Gia. Last time you went to a fast food restaurant were you waited on by a person of color?[/andy] _________________________
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#385523 - 06/16/09 01:23 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Gia, ever been to an AA meeting? Ever fuck an AA guy on film? In real life? Ever give an AA guy a lap dance? Are you prejudiced against recovering alcoholics twice your age that live in campers? If you and an AA guy were alone in the desert and a rattlesnake bit his dick, would you suck it? Tritone, you ain't helping. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#385524 - 06/16/09 01:25 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	[amos]Let me ax ya another queshun Miss Gia. If dere wuz uh black person in yo' sight would ya breath da air since dey might breathed da same air or would ya hold yo' breath as long as ya could?[/andy] _________________________
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#385525 - 06/16/09 03:16 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	The only way I would jerk off to a Gia Jordan scene. Quote: _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#385526 - 06/16/09 04:12 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Tritone Zip Coon Chronic Masturbator Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 1958	Quote: [amos]Let me ax ya another queshun Miss Gia. If dere wuz uh black person in yo' sight would ya breath da air since dey might breathed da same air or would ya hold yo' breath as long as ya could?[/andy] What's funny is that I am still so unsure about Gia's true feelings towards blacks that I can't write this off as a ridiculous question.
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#385527 - 06/16/09 05:09 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	That's because you are racist. _________________________
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#385528 - 06/16/09 09:12 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Gia, ever start revealing your deepest, darkest sexual secrets and have a couple guys just want to talk shit to each other in the middle of it? What kind of toys do you own/use? -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#385529 - 06/16/09 09:13 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Would or did you ever trade sex for goods or services, like clothing or car repairs. No, and I never understood girls who did. Just trade sex for money and buy your own stuff. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385530 - 06/16/09 09:14 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: or to tip the pizza delivery man? No, but I shot Sierra Sinn at my house once and she answered the door naked when the pizza guy arrived. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385531 - 06/16/09 09:21 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Gia, When you were working as a dancer, did you ever perform a lapdance for a black customer? If so, did he have to hail you over or did you come offer? Tritone, I have done lapdances for all races but black men the least. Black men usually said no when I would sit down and engage in conversation at their table and eventually ask for a dance. I guess they just weren't into me. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385532 - 06/16/09 09:25 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Gia, ever been to an AA meeting? Ever fuck an AA guy on film? In real life? Ever give an AA guy a lap dance? Are you prejudiced against recovering alcoholics twice your age that live in campers? If you and an AA guy were alone in the desert and a rattlesnake bit his dick, would you suck it? Tritone, you ain't helping. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy Never been to an AA meeting, but I was on a first date once and the guy said he had make a stop somewhere first before dinner, and it turned out to be an SA (sex addicts) meeting. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385533 - 06/16/09 10:11 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Tritone Zip Coon Chronic Masturbator Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 1958	Quote: Quote: Gia, When you were working as a dancer, did you ever perform a lapdance for a black customer? If so, did he have to hail you over or did you come offer? Tritone, I have done lapdances for all races but black men the least. Black men usually said no when I would sit down and engage in conversation at their table and eventually ask for a dance. I guess they just weren't into me. Those brothers didn't know what they were missing. If it were me, you would leave work that night with a FAT wad of $20s and a belly full of free drinks.
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#385534 - 06/16/09 10:17 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Tritone: You are so, so, sad. Sorry dude, I like talking gaming with you but your posts in this thread push the envelope of pathetic. You lick the envelope of pathetic and cut your tongue on it. Seeing you post is like watching salt poured on a slug. _________________________
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#385535 - 06/16/09 10:48 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Big Red AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 02/17/09 Posts: 469 Loc: In the Slums of Jersey	Quote: Quote: or to tip the pizza delivery man? No, but I shot Sierra Sinn at my house once and she answered the door naked when the pizza guy arrived. Thats funny we did the same thing at the studio. After that the pizza guys would fight over who gets to deliver to us. _________________________ "After all is said and done, more is said than done."
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#385536 - 06/16/09 11:18 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Our pizza guy wasn't phased and stood there with his hand out waiting for the tip. Welcome to L.A. where porn girls are a dime a dozen. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385537 - 06/17/09 12:08 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Quote: Our pizza guy wasn't phased and stood there with his hand out waiting for the tip. Welcome to L.A. where porn girls are a dime a dozen. Speaking of that, don't you guys think the storyline in Cheaper by the Dozen 2 was very contrived? _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#385539 - 06/17/09 05:45 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Quote: Speaking of that, don't you guys think the storyline in Cheaper by the Dozen 2 was very contrived? Is it one of your favorites films? I consider myself lucky not to have seen either of them. _________________________
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#385540 - 06/17/09 10:18 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Tritone Zip Coon Chronic Masturbator Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 1958	Quote: Tritone: You are so, so, sad. Sorry dude, I like talking gaming with you but your posts in this thread push the envelope of pathetic. You lick the envelope of pathetic and cut your tongue on it. Seeing you post is like watching salt poured on a slug. Conquistador, I like you too and enjoy our talks outside of porn. Please bear with me as I work through these IR demons. I feel that once I find a new GF in real life and start having mind blowing sex, I won't pay XXXPT and ADT so much attention.
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#385541 - 06/17/09 11:17 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Crocodile Pervert Registered: 12/26/07 Posts: 2056	Hey tritone do you always do a paper bag test on the first date? _________________________ "If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#385542 - 06/17/09 04:08 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Tritone Zip Coon Chronic Masturbator Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 1958	Quote: Hey tritone do you always do a paper bag test on the first date? Nope. I'm just happy to be interacting with a real live woman.
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#385543 - 06/18/09 03:22 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Cody Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 258	Gia, who's the ugliest guy you've ever fucked in porn? Ever done any ill-fated lesbian scenes where some chick's smelly snatch caused you to leave the room? _________________________ "You know your girl's a slut when she's doing the two-hand, twisty-turny." -Gia Jordan
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