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#1683 - 03/07/10 08:06 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
Anonymous
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"This is not Wal-Mart! There are NO falling prices or value menus here! That's why my agent is a jew. U think that's accidental?"
---Kristina Rose

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#1684 - 03/07/10 09:58 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
Smelly Monkey Offline
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" I did not have sexual relations with that man" Ben English
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#1685 - 03/08/10 05:28 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Keep telling yourself that, dude. Hey, did you gag factor the hole in that tree? Honk your horn 3 times for yes....Gia Jordan to the Vegetable Fanboi Charin.
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#1686 - 03/08/10 05:52 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
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What about the Panzer quotes? There's like at least 80 of them.

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#1687 - 03/08/10 06:04 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
LouCypher Offline
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You'll find those in the "Queer Of The Day" thread, fruit.
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#1688 - 03/11/10 09:01 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Loc: Mississippi

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Piu piu brrrrrrrrrrr tshhhhhhhhhhhh
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#1689 - 03/12/10 08:00 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
Anonymous
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"Is that the Ryan Knox model couch, since it looks to be going limp?"
---Nosy

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#1690 - 03/12/10 08:17 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Overheard at Starbucks today:

"She's lucky I didn't beat her for wearing a Herve Leger knock off on a call."
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#1691 - 03/13/10 02:50 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
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"Just had a woman, who may or may not have been a meth-head and wearing a cowboy hat with a feather sticking out of the hatband, knock on my door and try to sell me a pre-paid phone and with $0.23 left on it and the charger to go along with it.

God, I hate this neighborhood."


---Moronboy

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#1692 - 03/14/10 10:59 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
TonyBaloney Offline
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Registered: 12/17/09
Posts: 219
I dont give a fuck if my cum tastes like battery acid. bitches deserve shit tasting cum. - Guapo

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#1693 - 03/14/10 12:28 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Quote:
Evan Seinfeld is worst than a nagger.. because he he is a mix of a white trash piece of shit redneck and and a fucking Jew


L*G*
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#1694 - 03/16/10 11:05 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Color scheme...bitch you are shooting for fox jack rag magazine ( no offense c-malloy). What the fuck you think you doing some high couture shit? Your demographic could give a fuck about no color scheme. Chances are you are lucky if they can read beyond a 2nd grade level.


-Guapo to me
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#1695 - 03/20/10 06:01 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
Anonymous
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This was about to be the Quote of the Day:


"I was dead to me long before I was dead to you.
---Conky


But, in an upset, it was beaten buy a surprise, last minute entry:


"I have a whole folder of mugshots of ugly sex offenders"
---Panzer

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#1696 - 03/24/10 10:48 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
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not needed


Edited by TonyMalice (03/26/10 12:19 AM)

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#1697 - 03/25/10 04:20 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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What is a dickjay ? A big blue loud mouthed bird with a pecker on it's face ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
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#1698 - 03/25/10 07:19 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
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Quote:
What is a dickjay ? A big blue loud mouthed bird with a pecker on it's face ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />


And a dirty ass.
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#1699 - 03/27/10 09:41 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
Anonymous
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"I just think (banning Donny Long references is) gayer than C3X in a room full o shims."
---Smokey

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#1700 - 03/29/10 06:35 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
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Quote:
Just the other day I was thrown on my bed and throat-fucked "Gag Factor" style. Tits up and everything. I was so shocked! Part of me wanted to laugh because it is obvious that guy watched way too much porn, but the other part of me just went with the flow, and started playing with myself while he fucked my throat..


http://marleymason.blogspot.com/
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#1701 - 04/01/10 08:27 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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"g you pulled off the ultimate april fools for years when you said you was like 19 but were like 35.. so gangsta."
- GUAPO
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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend

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#1702 - 04/02/10 12:35 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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"wow people, still say the N word?" - Jenna Jameson


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" />
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#1703 - 04/03/10 03:28 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
Anonymous
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"Depilation is one of the better trends in the post-internet porn world, if not the best."

---Pinupmutant

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#1704 - 04/15/10 07:57 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
TonyBaloney Offline
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Registered: 12/17/09
Posts: 219
I don't think being a compulsive masturbator qualifies as being 'sexually aware'.
Claude Goddard

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#1705 - 05/12/10 04:44 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:
Quote:
My gripe with natural and un-natural disasters is than not enough people die in them. I want to see something where millions of people croak in a span of a few hours to a few days.

E.Y.Davis
You just need a better imagination. I feel that way every time I masturbate.


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />

So it's 2 quotes...fuck yourself. EY killed.
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#1706 - 05/12/10 09:03 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Yeah that's gold. It won't lend itself to a sig but damn it falls into the "you had to be there" category.

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#1707 - 05/13/10 01:08 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
"Are you going to be regular late or porn whore late?"

-Zak Sabbath (mandy morbid's boyfriend)
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#1708 - 05/13/10 04:44 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
Anonymous
Unregistered


"You can't have a long career if you're going to get all butt hurt.......unless, of course, you make a career of getting your butt hurt."

---Backdoorman

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#1709 - 05/13/10 05:00 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
Quote:
"Are you going to be regular late or porn whore late?"

-Zak Sabbath (mandy morbid's boyfriend)


Zack Sabbath?. really?. Why not Cloty Mrew?. Or Jonnie Dames Rio?. How bout Rocky Rickets?. Scon Bott?. Jebron Lames?. Grayne Wetzky?. lol

Thank them for being entertainment. For free.
This place is better than Comcast and I pay a shit-ton of money for my cable.

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#1710 - 05/14/10 05:13 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
^^Okay I gotta admit Lou, that post was very, very funny and I choked on my cigarette smoke. Thank you for that laugh. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/boobs1.gif" alt="" />

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#1711 - 05/14/10 05:15 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
No prob Gypsy... how you been?. Where you been?. I miss you around here.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#1712 - 05/14/10 05:22 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Im doing well, waiting for a visit from friends from New Orleans on June 4th, excited about that. I come in and out, not as interested as I used to be unfortunately, so I dont give em that much entertainment anymore, sorry to all who hate <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink1.gif" alt="" />
Still like some folks, others ummm, not so much.
Hope you and yours are doing well.

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#1713 - 05/15/10 01:46 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
i think we know what this means:

"I have done much more off camera than on camera."-steve holmes

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/limpwrist.gif" alt="" />

"He has a movie coming out through Buttman Magazine Choice, which is Evil Angel's sister company. Evil Angel directors need to be much more established. There is a higher price for Evil Angel's movies, and we would not risk that on a director who isn't established enough."-tricia deveraux

she was talking about some eurofag omar galanti.tricias so full of shit.after he doesnt work for evil shell say that it was just a favor to rocco or something along those lines.like how after the pumper got the boot she said everyone at evil told john not to hire him,yet when he did work she said hes amazing,yada yada,he really brings something to evil.


"I've watched his stuff before and it's ok, but he looks like a Russian Mr. Pete, and that turns me majorly off."-gaydt member about the eurofag regarding the eurofag director
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
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#1714 - 05/19/10 08:07 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
Anonymous
Unregistered


"Whenever I see how dirty their living space is, it's like a warning as to how rancid their cunt smells."
---Ms. Jerkins

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#1715 - 05/20/10 07:30 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
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Pervert

Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
Darrah's exit message:

"I know the mentally ill can't understand things that clearly when it's right in front of their faces." - 05/20/10 05:58 PM

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#1716 - 05/21/10 02:17 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

A fag agenda is fine by me, but stop pretending to be straight if you're a guy who sucks dick (money or not.)


JasonH
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#1717 - 05/21/10 01:44 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:
Darrah's exit message:

"I know the mentally ill can't understand things that clearly when it's right in front of their faces." - 05/20/10 05:58 PM


Mopez, how did you know I was banned last night? Wouldn't only moderators or administrators know this? Oh yeah, I forgot.



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#1718 - 05/21/10 01:52 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Even I knew you were banned. Get over yourself.

And I am far from being a mod, or an admin, or even caring about it.

When people accuse you of trying to make everything about you this is the kind of thing they are talking about.
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#1719 - 05/21/10 01:59 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
Blink Offline
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Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
:facepalm:

Darrah, I'm starting to think that you have a masochistic streak.

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#1720 - 05/21/10 02:05 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:
Even I knew you were banned. Get over yourself.

And I am far from being a mod, or an admin, or even caring about it.

When people accuse you of trying to make everything about you this is the kind of thing they are talking about it.


He sent me this PM before I even knew I was banned:







Attachments
483403-cuntbag.jpg (7 downloads)


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#1721 - 05/21/10 02:18 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Ok here is that trying to make everything about you thing again. This is a quote thread. Just shut up. You got banned, this is shit nobody but you cares about.

Note especially that other people post off topic after you post off topic.

You got a quote? Cool. Otherwise there are a billion threads that already seem dedicated to Darrah drama whoring, use those. Please and thank you.
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#1723 - 05/21/10 03:09 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
LouCypher Offline
@
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:
Quote:
Even I knew you were banned. Get over yourself.

And I am far from being a mod, or an admin, or even caring about it.

When people accuse you of trying to make everything about you this is the kind of thing they are talking about it.


He sent me this PM before I even knew I was banned:







He sent that to you because Olinka told me to tell him to do that. Got it?.
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#1724 - 05/21/10 08:51 PM Re: Quote Of The Day
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:
I guess when others PM, it's not to cry to the admin that someone is using your picture.


Who did you cry to in order to get that shiny new administrator account?

Just like the crying to the head of Twitter? Just like the crying to the heads of Wordpress? Just like the so-called crying "my parents were getting phone calls about Redgoat" and how you thought it had to do with me?





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#1725 - 05/22/10 02:55 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Nobody cares what you think you stupid fucking cunt. Just go away.
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#1726 - 05/23/10 01:31 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
Blink Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
"While I believe porn is destructive to the mind (visual porn for men and literary porn for women), I would never try to use the power of government to rip it from someone's hands. That doesn't solve anything, just like forcing people to serve at lunch counters never really cured anyone of racism. The freedom to make smart choices includes the freedom to make dumb ones. After all; that's how we learn, from the mistakes we make."

-- Comment from "Greg" at http://stossel.blogs.foxbusiness.com/2010/05/21/obscene-porn-prosecution/

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#1727 - 05/27/10 12:31 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
From Monica Foster's blog:



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#1728 - 05/27/10 01:19 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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wait.whos monica foster? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/huh.gif" alt="" />
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#1729 - 05/27/10 01:33 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
frankie figgs = Darrah
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#1730 - 05/27/10 06:07 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:
frankie figgs = Darrah


You really must dislike this Frankie person to alleged such an equation.
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#1731 - 05/27/10 06:21 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:
From Monica Foster's blog:



Maybe she misheard J.C. as J.Z. for "veni, vidi, vici".

Anyway, blacks aren't big on history.

I've seen them claim his Greek squeeze Cleopatra as black, and many still have no idea that white men didn't crawl into the dark jungles of Africa to capture them as slaves.

They are not too easily accepting of the truth that they were captured by other blacks often for the silly price of the currency of the time, manilla bracelets, something I see as giving up a human for today's designer sneakers or some gaudy gold chains popular in the late 70s & 80s.

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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#1732 - 05/27/10 06:58 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:
often for the silly price of the currency of the time, manilla bracelets, something I see as giving up a human for today's designer sneakers or some gaudy gold chains popular in the late 70s & 80s.



Careful, you are coming awful close to playing career counselor for Panzer.
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#1733 - 05/27/10 07:14 AM Re: Quote Of The Day
farewell and adieu Offline
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
"You're right to avoid posting softcore nudity here at XPT. Unless there's some bitch vomiting from being choke-fucked, we tend to be disgusted." --Rear Admiral
edit: this almost became my new sig but croc was cracking me up on aim earlier...









Quote:
something I see as giving up a human for today's designer sneakers or some gaudy gold chains popular in the late 70s & 80s.



They're still "popular" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf3.gif" alt="" />


Edited by farewell and adieu (05/27/10 07:18 AM)
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