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#574905 - 11/22/12 04:53 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Not sure if that cologne is queer or ghetto. Can ya drink it ?
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#574907 - 11/22/12 05:07 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: backdoorman]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Not sure if that cologne is queer or ghetto. Can ya drink it ? It smells good and they sell it at Sears.
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#574917 - 11/22/12 05:47 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I'm curious about the "candy". Did he lure you with the promises of "candy"? Show us on the doll where he put the hose in you.
So you have 2 cameras now, Alex? You have one to send frankie figgs. What was the story on the free Staples one?
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#574928 - 11/22/12 06:25 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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I'm curious about the "candy". Did he lure you with the promises of "candy"? Show us on the doll where he put the hose in you.
So you have 2 cameras now, Alex? You have one to send frankie figgs. What was the story on the free Staples one?
I have 3 cameras and I'm keeping all of them. I got one at staples for free with ink rewards. I am also saving to get the 4th one, but its $400 dola.
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#574932 - 11/22/12 06:34 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Sears ? Oh it's redneck after shave ! :-)
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#574934 - 11/22/12 06:38 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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dirty jew.post pics of the lego kit after youre done at least.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#574950 - 11/22/12 07:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: frankie fatale]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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dirty jew.post pics of the lego kit after youre done at least. I will post the review of the kit on my blog.
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#574975 - 11/22/12 11:30 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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do you have pics of your lego collection?and if not up some to your blog.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#574976 - 11/22/12 11:34 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: frankie fatale]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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do you have pics of your lego collection?and if not up some to your blog. I have it scattered allover the place but have no idea where most stuff is. I pretty much assembled it once and put it away.
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#574977 - 11/22/12 11:55 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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puppies walk again with stem cells from nose caught her sucking dick for free dont know if it was a mistake but this eastern european whore was blowing limp twinkie man for a good ten minutes at least without so much as a donation.then it just randomly said they were in a private show.keep an eye on her.cute redhead with nice natural tits.she needs a new stuntcock though,because general lee limp isnt up to par.
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#575024 - 11/23/12 04:49 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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You funny funny funny motherfucker. I would've thought it would be taken by somebody on stormfront.
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#575027 - 11/23/12 05:17 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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You funny funny funny motherfucker. I would've thought it would be taken by somebody on stormfront. Cheap Jew is taken and they are asking for $10,000 for Dirty Jew, so being a cheap one, I am happily happy with Greedy Jew. I also just bought "Soviet Architecture" domain name for another $14.16, I plan to build a blog there about Soviet architecture and interiors.
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#575034 - 11/23/12 05:42 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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I bought a black hooker in honor of Black Friday. I tried to buy some slaves, but I guess it's not that kind of Black Friday anymore.
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#575042 - 11/23/12 06:38 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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You funny funny funny motherfucker. I would've thought it would be taken by somebody on stormfront. Cheap Jew is taken and they are asking for $10,000 for Dirty Jew, so being a cheap one, I am happily happy with Greedy Jew. I also just bought "Soviet Architecture" domain name for another $14.16, I plan to build a blog there about Soviet architecture and interiors. One of these days you'll have to use the sites you buy. Otherwise isn't it a waste of money?
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#575043 - 11/23/12 07:10 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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You funny funny funny motherfucker. I would've thought it would be taken by somebody on stormfront. Cheap Jew is taken and they are asking for $10,000 for Dirty Jew, so being a cheap one, I am happily happy with Greedy Jew. I also just bought "Soviet Architecture" domain name for another $14.16, I plan to build a blog there about Soviet architecture and interiors. One of these days you'll have to use the sites you buy. Otherwise isn't it a waste of money? I use them: [url=www.greedyjew.com] www.GreedyJew.com[/url] [url=www.sovietarchitecture.com] www.SovietArchitecture.com[/url] [url=www.theblogaboutstuff.com] www.TheBlogAboutStuff.com[/url]
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#575045 - 11/23/12 08:13 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Well, the $0.96 deal didn't happen, so I just went on Sprint's website and ordered the Galaxy S 3 for $54 and change after tax.
The link for the offer redirected to a BS page, and the entire online store was down. I dialed the sales # and set my phone on speaker. Then I went to Sprint Forums. Someone mentioned that the mobile site was still up, and I bought it through there. I hope my AAA discount carries over, 10% off monthly service.
My only concern now is how to transfer all of my phone #s from Blackberry to S3. Of course it would be a decent excuse to trim dead weight.
@Faceblaster: If you are serious about the colored hooker, please link the Backpage ad. Thank you.
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#575059 - 11/24/12 06:22 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I was on the other side of the counter on Black Friday and here is my report. Basically a cut and paste job from my post on the Black Friday thread at ADT.
I'm starting to believe the only way to save Planet Earth is to nuke it from orbit. It certainly seems that man is devolving. What makes me say that? Was it the naked guy in the parking lot who thought he was a zombie and kept trying to bite people? No, he at least had the good judgment to bite the most unpopular and incompetent assistant manager of the store I work at.
Was it the lady who accidentally knocked a fire extinguisher off a support column with her shopping cart and manage to cake the entire electronics department where I was working in a layer of fire retardant dust? No, I'm not nuking an entire planet just because of one clumsy person.
It's because of the late teen/early 20something woman who rode up to me in a handicapped cart and ask me if there was an age limit to driving one. She was obviously not handicapped and only lazy. She asked me why every customer was giving her dirty looks and then said "I just feel like riding around is that illegal?" I told her no but it was awfully rude and not all respectful or courteous to people who actually are handicapped and do need that cart. Her response is what has driven me to my nuking the planet to be safe scenario. "What do you mean?" I explained to her that this is the busiest day of the year and that there are likely to be many people who actually need the cart that she doesn't and that even if no one needed it at this particular moment all she was doing was running down the battery on it.
Now I know the response some people will give me. "You don't know for sure she wasn't handicapped just because she didn't look like she was does not mean anything." I flat out accused her of not needing the cart and she never defended herself. If she was truly handicapped she would have been offended by my actions. As it was she just turned around and rode back off after listening to me answer her question with the same look in her eyes a cow has when it watches a train go by. If this is the generation we are leaving this planet to humanity is flat out fucked in the ass.
Actually I could have cut out the first part of that last paragraph, other than maybe Charin there is absolutely no one here who is going to reply in that way.
Oh and in case all the Tritones and Jigaloos are keeping score out there the woman was white as was the woman who set off the fire extinguisher with her cart. Have no idea what color the zombie in the parking lot was.
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#575063 - 11/24/12 07:53 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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My only concern now is how to transfer all of my phone #s from Blackberry to S3. Of course it would be a decent excuse to trim dead weight.... Just google "how to synch blackberry contacts, calendar with google". With the S3 you will have to have a google account. If your current google account is porn-only, you'll need to make a real, clean, one. Once the contacts and calendar are synched with google, you turn on the S#, tie it to that google account and voila, there they are. This seems easy enough to do
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#575078 - 11/24/12 09:22 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Cool and Thanks. I think one of my many, many google accounts is clean. Of course it is the one that I never use, since it is only attached to my clean Facebook page, which I also never use.
Will it transfer pics associated w/ contacts? I've been making hookers bend over for ass shots to put with their contact info. It is a better trophy than an ear. How am I going to jack off to an ear?
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#575080 - 11/24/12 09:26 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Say what you want about Panzer but he's pretty prolific.....sort of like herpes.
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#575089 - 11/24/12 09:53 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Will it transfer pics associated w/ contacts? I've been making hookers bend over for ass shots to put with their contact info.
I'm betting it will since those avatar pics seem to transfer from platform to platform with vcf's with no effort at all. I guess it depends on if blackberry actually loads the associated image into that contact's file or simply creates a "hotlink" to it, so to speak.
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#575182 - 11/25/12 10:20 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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coupla black tees for work from the gap
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#575419 - 11/28/12 09:00 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Phone arrived today. Gonna let it charge while I'm working, then start fiddlin with it tonight.
It was scanned to be shipped from Kentucky at 1:13 AM, and was at my door by 11:30AM. Got to love the modern world. It is a far cry from sending an order form to Bass Pro Shops and 2 months later when the box arrives, saying to yourself "WTF did I order besides hats?" $1.99 a hat, how could ya beat that.
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#575423 - 11/28/12 02:47 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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It still takes 4- 6 weeks to order anything off the tv box. Where are we, Angola?
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#575435 - 11/28/12 03:54 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
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After they receive the order, they have to beat on the Chinese slaves to make the product and ship it over, that takes time, Mr. Impatient.
Never, ever buy anything from Direct Response Ads on TV. One of my fun activities is to Google any of those products and read the complaints.
The Rubber in the Can -- Flex-Seal -- way over-priced shit that is even scammier. Good ol' Phil Swift (with the squeaky voice in the commercial) and his brother (not in the commercial) have a racket with the website and phone order service where you end up being charged between $80-$120 because they send you like eight cans instead of the two and if you complain, the company reps verbally abuse you and threaten your credit rating.
The One-Second Needle -- hawked by Anthony Sullivan -- one of AJ Khubani's Telebrands cheap Chinese piece-of-shit products. The gimmick is you could thread it blindfolded because there is a notch cut out the eye. The only problem with the product is that it won't penetrate cloth without bending because it is made with shitty metal and is not sharp. Not qualities one wants in a sewing product.
If you must absolutely must have these products, many drug stores have a "As Seen On TV" section and you can actually get the product for the price advertised on TV without all the scammy ordering systems and ridiculous handling fees.
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#575443 - 11/28/12 06:23 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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From the other thread: Potty Puppets. New from Amalgamated Panzer. This gives me an Idea: Hey Alex? Have you ever thought of sending your designs to Ron Popiel? I doubt he'd buy them, but I'll bet you could make a pretty penny publishing the correspondence.
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#575470 - 11/28/12 11:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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what if he wore it backwards while jerking off?
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#575472 - 11/29/12 12:18 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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From the other thread: Potty Puppets. New from Amalgamated Panzer. This gives me an Idea: Hey Alex? Have you ever thought of sending your designs to Ron Popiel? I doubt he'd buy them, but I'll bet you could make a pretty penny publishing the correspondence. Which designs?
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#575492 - 11/29/12 10:45 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Any designs. The kookier the better. It'd be a version of the Lazlo Letters.
My girl loves her knockoff snuggie.
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#575520 - 11/29/12 06:40 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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From the other thread: Potty Puppets. New from Amalgamated Panzer. This gives me an Idea: Hey Alex? Have you ever thought of sending your designs to Ron Popiel? I doubt he'd buy them, but I'll bet you could make a pretty penny publishing the correspondence. Which designs? your early enema dungeon designs and whatnot, moron. although your new blogs are entertaining they don't have the freakish disconnect that your tanks and dungeon works had. I stopped dating a guy the first time I came to his house and saw that he had a Snuggie. totally, wtf?.
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#575525 - 11/29/12 07:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Any designs. The kookier the better. It'd be a version of the Lazlo Letters.
My girl loves her knockoff snuggie. I think that canned farts would be a good idea. It would fit nicely between fat lady posters and penis-shaped pasta at Spencer's.
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#575543 - 11/29/12 09:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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how much would that actually cost to have someone sitting around waiting to fart into a can?this is of course if the farts are authentic.
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#575544 - 11/29/12 09:06 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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how much would that actually cost to have someone sitting around waiting to fart into a can?this is of course if the farts are authentic. I don't know but the "makers" will be given lots of pea soup, 5-bean burritos and barrels of beer. They will also will be required to fart into 1-way hose [so the fart would not escape] that will be hooked-up to the can. I think that the "pretty girl farts" can be priced higher than regular farts, and for regular farts, mexican people can be used.
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#575549 - 11/29/12 09:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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how much would that actually cost to have someone sitting around waiting to fart into a can?this is of course if the farts are authentic. I don't know but the "makers" will be given lots of pea soup, 5-bean burritos and barrels of beer. They will also will be required to fart into 1-way hose [so the fart would not escape] that will be hooked-up to the can. I think that the "pretty girl farts" can be priced higher than regular farts, and for regular farts, mexican people can be used. lol you funny ass jew.of course theres really no way for them to verify an attractive person actually farted in the can purchased.but at least you could get people to fart in them for cheap food and drinks.
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#575554 - 11/29/12 09:31 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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how much would that actually cost to have someone sitting around waiting to fart into a can?this is of course if the farts are authentic. I don't know but the "makers" will be given lots of pea soup, 5-bean burritos and barrels of beer. They will also will be required to fart into 1-way hose [so the fart would not escape] that will be hooked-up to the can. I think that the "pretty girl farts" can be priced higher than regular farts, and for regular farts, mexican people can be used. lol you funny ass jew.of course theres really no way for them to verify an attractive person actually farted in the can purchased.but at least you could get people to fart in them for cheap food and drinks. Each can may have SD card inside with "proof of authentication" video inside.
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#575558 - 11/29/12 11:07 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
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Each can may have SD card inside with "proof of authentication" video inside. He's thought this through, I'll give him that.
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#575596 - 11/30/12 02:39 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Say what you will, but Alex is living his life.
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#575602 - 11/30/12 03:38 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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agreed but his life is sort of a 4 walled comic strip type thing. good thing he has us.
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#575660 - 11/30/12 09:30 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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The thin line between Travis Bicklism and a chest freezer full of tranny parts.
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#575762 - 12/01/12 04:30 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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t shirt from some bullshit mma company. toque to replace hat left in cab. Montreal rules btw.
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