I have all of a sudden become a giant la directs whore, but considering a few girls from there post here and that they sponsor the swami who gives this board more unintentional comedy then a dikembe mutombo press conference i feel someone obliged to do so. Plus they give great pics of the talent. New lauren phoenix set is HOTTTTTTTTA.

Before i get to lauren i have to post this pic otherwise known as the man smartt sees when he rests his eyes.



is it just me, or does it look like this guy has a glass eye?.



guess who this ass belongs to?. When i saw this picture the first thought that came into my head was jim carey in ace ventura, i'd like to assk you a few questions, asshola meeyaa. Her asshole looks tight, is it genetic or do you do certain ass exercises, because lauren has had her ass worked over in porn for the past 12-18 months even by the brothers and yet her ass looks fine, better then fine




She is so beautiful, but she is like 6-4, it would be like sleeping with a horse, not that theres anything wrong with that. She is nasty as well, born for porn.



A view only seen in person by 120 naked men with rock hard dicks seconds before going in. Monkey wouldn't mind being number 121.



Porns answer to jennifer garner, well at least i think so.

Lauren is a nice break in an industry that seems to feature only "just turned 18" types and bleached blonde bimbos from Las Vegas. More statuesque beauties!

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Lauren is a nice break in an industry that seems to feature only "just turned 18" types and bleached blonde bimbos from Las Vegas. More statuesque beauties!

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I agree, it seems all of the stars the don't fit the blond, big boobs, ditsy jenna wannabes are non americans. Lauren being from canada and the monicas,etc being from europe.

. . . and her personality that comes through in vids is sexy as well.

Lauren is one hot whore. Is it my imagination or bad ptoto's but she looks like she is developing cottage cheese thighs? Don't get me wrong.

[hijack]what is that red structure in the background of those pictures? I've seen it a million times with both her and other whores. [/hijack]

Well speaking of the devil, it looks like lauren has done her first gangbang. Here is some pics.



Top of the morning to ya.



Pondering a thought before having her way with 7 guys, thats right, having her way.



The dad from malcom in the middle makes a brief appearance at the shoot.



yep



A queue i would mind waiting in.




Whoaaaa theres she goes shes a man eater, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.



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Its ok to hate me now.....this was certainly one of the high points of my year.Thanks Lauren (you were so lovely and agreeable)thnx bobby manilla for making it happen.

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Its ok to hate me now.....this was certainly one of the high points of my year.Thanks Lauren (you were so lovely and agreeable)thnx bobby manilla for making it happen.

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Thats fake, bishop just superimposed his body over julian st jox's. Post more pics from the scene.

I forgot to add the interview lauren gave from the set just before the scene. Here it is she is being interviewed by the hardcore gossip guy, you know the fag that grabbed my ass at avn 2002. Here it is.

D: So how do you feel right now?

LP: Good.



D: You’ve never done more than two guys on film?

LP: Actually the most I’ve done at once is four guys, but that was over a year and a half ago and after that I swore I would never do anything like it again. It was not a great experience, so today is really going to be a huge first for me.



D: How many are you doing today?

LP: Seven.



D: Like the seven deadly sins? Obviously you are checking all of their tests before they work with you, right?

LP: Absolutely. I actually have the production manager getting them all ready for me right now so I can go over them after I shoot my pretty girl pictures.



D: How did this come about?

LP: Mayhem kept asking me to do it and they really wanted me. They made me a really good offer but they also made me feel safe, and I trust Jim Powers so that helped, since he is directing it.



D: You’re almost an unofficial contract girl at this point.

LP: Yeah I think they said I had done something like thirteen scenes for the company this year. I didn’t know it had been that many. Sin City has been really good to me. I love them.



D: So when they called you up and said I want you to do seven guys, how did you react?

LP: I felt nervous. I still am a little nervous, but excited.



D: Did you prepare for this in any way?

LP: No. I just didn’t sleep too well thinking about it.



D: You are doing oral, vaginal, and anal in the scene?

LP: And don’t forget that I am doing several double penetrations as well. The only thing I am not doing is double vaginal or double anal.



D: Do you have a strategy for the event or are you just going to relax and let them take you?

LP: I don’t know. I’m a little nervous. I feel like I am going to be a little overwhelmed. Drunk on cock, that is what I am imagining.



D: Are you planning on swallowing all the loads?

LP: Actually I think it would be prettier just to have them all over my body, to just be defiled with cum, to be covered in it. If I swallow it then it will ruin the effect.



D: Lauren Phoenix you are a dirty girl and we look forward to seeing you defiled.

LP: Thanks. I’m going to do my best.



Monkey side note: the scene she was talking about doing 4 guys that wasn't good was with 4 black guys for a website, i saw the scene and im not quite sure what it was that wasn't pleasant for her?, maybe the surroundings or something that happened off camera or perhaps something that she got a few days later, because there was nothing hard during the scene that i saw.

Thats fake, bishop just superimposed his body over julian st jox's. Post more pics from the scene.

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It's always cool to hang with the Kingfish.St Jox has forgotten more scenes then i will ever do,but you gotta admit he would stick out a little around my sides

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It's always cool to hang with the Kingfish.St Jox has forgotten more scenes then i will ever do,but you gotta admit he would stick out a little around my sides

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LOL, julian is going to fuck you up with his two toned penis for saying that, he used to go out with janet jacme, i wonder what sex off camera with janet is like, is there any tricks she saves for the home life. Janet was so hot in the mid 90's, her scenes melt your penis.